Sex God
A few nights back Mrs Tweeky fell asleep on the sofa whilst I was playing Xbox. When it was time for bed I noticed Mrs Tweeky had fallen asleep with her arm outstretched into thin air with her hand shaped kind of like she was holding a cup. Now I am always joking about and my fantastic idea this time was to get a hard on put it in her hand and then wake her up. Hilarious of course :-| As she's a light sleeper I didnt want to wake her before the prank was pulled so I wandered out of the room into the kitchen to drop the trousers and get the old boy up. I'd been there no more than 10 seconds when out through the door appeared the now awake Mrs Tweeky to the sight of her husband trousers round hips wanking in the kitchen. She just gave me that look that said quite clearly :wanker: and continued to bed without saying a word
