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The Swinger's Arms (Free House)

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Since there is clearly a need for a pub in here I have opened one. So far it has a bar, a large open area, a good stock of basic pub drinks and a sign over the door saying "Welcome - and play nice".
But it's a bit boring and bare. So how would you all like the Swinger's Arms to be? Let's hear your ideas for the perfect Swinging-friendly establishment.
Oh, and we will need staff, uniforms (maybe) and ideas for theme-nights.
(we need an 'over-to-you-icon')
Does it have a cellar? :rascal:
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Does it have a cellar? :rascal:

You gonna give it a good going over with the vacuum then Cubes lol
I think it will need 2 - one for the barrels and one for fun. The Guiness might turn with all that excitment going on around it.
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Does it have a cellar? :rascal:

You gonna give it a good going over with the vacuum then Cubes lol
What is this? Pick on Cubes night? :lol:
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Does it have a cellar? :rascal:

You gonna give it a good going over with the vacuum then Cubes lol
What is this? Pick on Cubes night? :lol:
Makes a change from a pick on Dawnie night :lol2: :lol2:
Music and a dance floor with lap dancing poles lol
Lots of 'cosy' little corners
A pool table or 2
Jacuzzi?
Dress code - men in suits only :inlove:
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Dress code - men in suits only :inlove:

Might be better to let a few women in too. :shock: ;-)
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Dress code - men in suits only :inlove:

Might be better to let a few women in too. :shock: ;-)
The ladies can wear what they like :twisted:
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Dress code - men in suits only :inlove:

Might be better to let a few women in too. :shock: ;-)
The ladies can wear what they like :twisted:
After a few shandy's you might find me draped around a few. :twisted:
:lol2: This is much better than doing the hoovering! ;-)
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:lol2: This is much better than doing the hoovering! ;-)

Don't let me keep you from hoovering want a pinny? :giggle:
Seats marked as headrests would be sanctuaries from other seating where head was given perpetually. :twisted: :twisted:
for those of us that do ...can we have a smoking room.
and a pool table so i can tease?
I think we'll need rip-off covers on the various pool tables.
How about a smoking courtyard? 12 foot high walls, loads of heaters if it's chilly, solidly built loungers with soft covers, a little bar area, a flixible roof that stretches across of it rains.
ok?
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I think we'll need rip-off covers on the various pool tables.
How about a smoking courtyard? 12 foot high walls, loads of heaters if it's chilly, solidly built loungers with soft covers, a little bar area, a flexible roof that stretches across of it rains.
ok?

Sounds fab, so long as there is plenty of ashtrays
Kaz sometimes it's not just smokers who want to sit outside in a nice area, whether its a heated smoking area or otherwise
Should they have to put a coat on to?
Could we have a hottub out there on that there terrace? Then I could natter to Tan whilst getting all wet :rascal:
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Could we have a hottub out there on that there terrace? Then I could natter to Tan whilst getting all wet :rascal:

I would be getting in there with you :rascal:lol
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Could we have a hottub out there on that there terrace? Then I could natter to Tan whilst getting all wet :rascal:

I would be getting in there with you :rascal:lol
Ooooh please Miss Foxy, can we have one? Can we?!
*Gets all excited about being in the tub with Tan*
I reckon some of those boys with suits on might be happy to pass us our glasses of fizz too, save us getting chilly...
:giggle:
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Could we have a hottub out there on that there terrace? Then I could natter to Tan whilst getting all wet :rascal:

I would be getting in there with you :rascal:lol
Ooooh please Miss Foxy, can we have one? Can we?!
*Gets all excited about being in the tub with Tan*
I reckon some of those boys with suits on might be happy to pass us our glasses of fizz too, save us getting chilly...
:giggle:
:bounce: this pub keeps getting better and better :twisted:
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I think we'll need rip-off covers on the various pool tables.
How about a smoking courtyard? 12 foot high walls, loads of heaters if it's chilly, solidly built loungers with soft covers, a little bar area, a flexible roof that stretches across of it rains.
ok?

Sounds fab, so long as there is plenty of ashtrays
Kaz sometimes it's not just smokers who want to sit outside in a nice area, whether its a heated smoking area or otherwise
Should they have to put a coat on to?
Unless foxy has environmentally friendly heaters ,yes! lol
Since we are talking about a 'fictional' pub I don't really fancy being all environmentally friendly :giggle:
The whole roof will be covered in sdolar panels. biggrin Apart from that we'll get one of the chaps to plug us in to teh mains (off meter) so use as much as you like - no point being uncomfy. :D
Two tubs - one indoors, with a hatch through to the bar and one in the courtyard/terrace. or a longer one that goes through the wall from inside to outside. :D Then people can move from one to the other witout getting out and dripping everywhere. (I suspect there will be enough of that as it is). Thinking of which - soft but washable carpets I think. :D
Any ideas as to decor?
Leather couches and seats (brown and cream) :giggle: wipe clean!
Lots of lo lighting in the form or different lamps/candles etc
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decor
pics of customers body parts so we can play guess whose it belongs to
the snug could be painted red with dim lighting and a old type juke box playing all the oldies

And a magnifying glass so they can see mine.........:doh: given away what mine looks like now
Dave_Notts