Now everyone sing along.............
On the first night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave meeeeeee.......
And a penis not too hairy!
On the second night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the third night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the fourth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the fifth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg.............
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the sixth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the seventh night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the eigth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the ninth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the tenth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the eleventh night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Eleven wipes for wiping, (you'll see why in the next verse)
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
On the twelfth night at the club,
my fuck-buddy gave me
Twelve cummers cumming,
Eleven wipes for wiping,
Ten lads a learing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight boobs for milking,
Seven couples swinging,
Six geezas laying,
Five fingers up my ringggggggggggggggg,
Four cockney birds,
Three French snogs,
Two rubber gloves,
And a penis not too hairy!
Good god I can't wait till Christmas :twisted:
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