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The Swinging Heaven "Home Alone" Rescue Service
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HI all
Right need to be quick, she's back in an hour and I anit done the hoovering yet.
I need a volunteer to keep the list updated ..........
............... errrrrm iny miny miney mo ................... OLIVEOYL ..........
:worship: :worship:
Take the helm please hun, just for a coupla days? hmm? please? wouldya?
Good girl. knew you wouldn't let me down
see you all in a couple of days
:therethere: :thumbup: 
:rose: :cheers:
Right need to be quick, she's back in an hour and I anit done the hoovering yet.
I need a volunteer to keep the list updated ..........
............... errrrrm iny miny miney mo ................... OLIVEOYL ..........
:worship: :worship: Take the helm please hun, just for a coupla days? hmm? please? wouldya?
Good girl. knew you wouldn't let me down
see you all in a couple of days
:therethere: :thumbup: :rose: :cheers: "HELP, HOME ALONE" Hornyred is going to Fance on 11th July for 7 days :shock: :shock: :shock: what the hell am i supposed to do! im begining to panic now, cant think straight, getting the shakes and the panic attacks are becoming more frequent. Ive come out in a nervous rash all over and my nervous twitch has returned too :silly: 
:? Someone save meeeeeee! ! ! :scared:
:? Someone save meeeeeee! ! ! :scared: 
Sexpert
please excuse my lack of angelicness for the last few days ..had a meet that started on friday and kept going right thru till this morning ...
:hides her pitchfork and replaces the halo:
now then as im wide awake anyone need my services ((chat only please ...im sore :P))
crystal
:hides her pitchfork and replaces the halo:
now then as im wide awake anyone need my services ((chat only please ...im sore :P))
crystal
Quote by oliveoylOlive, you truely are an angel
Dino hun,
Pm me with either your or msn addy hun and we can chat and keep yu company while hornyred is away.
No need to panic though coe the
SWINGING HEAVEN ANGELS OF GOODNESS are here
Olive
im feeling better already, i`ll send you my msn when she,,,,,oh,,,,, god i can hardly bring myself to say it,,,,when she,,, she,,, goes :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: .xxxxxxxxxxxx Quote by oliveoyl
Dino hun,
Pm me with either your or msn addy hun and we can chat and keep yu company while hornyred is away.
No need to panic though coe the
SWINGING HEAVEN ANGELS OF GOODNESS are here
Olive
my pm didnt work hmm lol well ive done my good deeds and helped a few ladies out over the weekend so when do i get a medal john lol
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
"HELP, HOME ALONE" Hornyred is going to Fance on 11th July for 7 days :shock: :shock: :shock: what the hell am i supposed to do! im begining to panic now, cant think straight, getting the shakes and the panic attacks are becoming more frequent. Ive come out in a nervous rash all over and my nervous twitch has returned too :silly:
Deal with it :thumbup:
Quote by LadyFeeBeeAnother "angel",, fee, both hands sounds good, and any other bits you care to mention :twisted: :P :D :wink:
Dino, I'll give you a hand while Hornyred is away.
In fact you can have BOTH my hands if they are any use to you
Hornyred, have a brill time (lucky bugger !)
Fee
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What a great idea this is,,, nice one john :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Dino, I'll give you a hand while Hornyred is away.
In fact you can have BOTH my hands if they are any use to you
Hornyred, have a brill time (lucky bugger !)
Fee
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thanks fee, really looking forward to going away, worried about the state of my house when i get home
:? :? Quote by Dino.
Another "angel",, fee, both hands sounds good, and any other bits you care to mention :twisted: :P
How about you can have any bits of me that I bring with me
:twisted: Quote by HornyRed
thanks fee, really looking forward to going away, worried about the state of my house when i get home
Give Dino a list of chores to do while you are away and beside each one a forfeit he has to do if the jobs not up to scratch :jagsatwork:
(its ok Dino, remember I'll be there to help you........we can make a mess together first then clean it up together after :twisted: )
Fee
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Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Another "angel",, fee, both hands sounds good, and any other bits you care to mention :twisted: :P
How about you can have any bits of me that I bring with me
:twisted: Quote by HornyRed
thanks fee, really looking forward to going away, worried about the state of my house when i get home
Give Dino a list of chores to do while you are away and beside each one a forfeit he has to do if the jobs not up to scratch :jagsatwork:
(its ok Dino, remember I'll be there to help you........we can make a mess together first then clean it up together after :twisted: )
Fee
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The list is on its way :jagsatwork: there will be some punishment
Quote by HornyRed
Another "angel",, fee, both hands sounds good, and any other bits you care to mention :twisted: :P
How about you can have any bits of me that I bring with me
:twisted: Quote by HornyRed
thanks fee, really looking forward to going away, worried about the state of my house when i get home
Give Dino a list of chores to do while you are away and beside each one a forfeit he has to do if the jobs not up to scratch :jagsatwork:
(its ok Dino, remember I'll be there to help you........we can make a mess together first then clean it up together after :twisted: )
Fee
XX
The list is on its way :jagsatwork: there will be some punishment
Ermmmmmm...........I take it its just Dino getting the punishment ?? :uhoh:
(me and my great ideas)
Fee
XX
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Another "angel",, fee, both hands sounds good, and any other bits you care to mention :twisted: :P
How about you can have any bits of me that I bring with me
:twisted: Quote by HornyRed
thanks fee, really looking forward to going away, worried about the state of my house when i get home
Give Dino a list of chores to do while you are away and beside each one a forfeit he has to do if the jobs not up to scratch :jagsatwork:
(its ok Dino, remember I'll be there to help you........we can make a mess together first then clean it up together after :twisted: )
Fee
XX
The list is on its way :jagsatwork: there will be some punishment
Ermmmmmm...........I take it its just Dino getting the punishment ?? :uhoh:
(me and my great ideas)
Fee
XX
would you like some :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by HornyRed
Another "angel",, fee, both hands sounds good, and any other bits you care to mention :twisted: :P
How about you can have any bits of me that I bring with me
:twisted: Quote by HornyRed
thanks fee, really looking forward to going away, worried about the state of my house when i get home
Give Dino a list of chores to do while you are away and beside each one a forfeit he has to do if the jobs not up to scratch :jagsatwork:
(its ok Dino, remember I'll be there to help you........we can make a mess together first then clean it up together after :twisted: )
Fee
XX
The list is on its way :jagsatwork: there will be some punishment
Ermmmmmm...........I take it its just Dino getting the punishment ?? :uhoh:
(me and my great ideas)
Fee
XX
would you like some :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
You offering?? :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Fee
XX
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Another "angel",, fee, both hands sounds good, and any other bits you care to mention :twisted: :P
How about you can have any bits of me that I bring with me
:twisted: Quote by HornyRed
thanks fee, really looking forward to going away, worried about the state of my house when i get home
Give Dino a list of chores to do while you are away and beside each one a forfeit he has to do if the jobs not up to scratch :jagsatwork:
(its ok Dino, remember I'll be there to help you........we can make a mess together first then clean it up together after :twisted: )
Fee
XX
The list is on its way :jagsatwork: there will be some punishment
Ermmmmmm...........I take it its just Dino getting the punishment ?? :uhoh:
(me and my great ideas)
Fee
XX
would you like some :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
You offering?? :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Fee
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Well of course, you can have pleasure or punishment, or maybe both :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Well of course, you can have pleasure or punishment, or maybe both :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
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love to please :rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Now I can see why the GFZ has been so quiet all day - all the Angels are over here. Well there's another four free massages going over there.
Quote by Dino.##
"HELP, HOME ALONE" Hornyred is going to Fance on 11th July for 7 days :shock: :shock: :shock: what the hell am i supposed to do! im begining to panic now, cant think straight, getting the shakes and the panic attacks are becoming more frequent. Ive come out in a nervous rash all over and my nervous twitch has returned too :silly:
Hi Dino
As a reserve angel........although it seems the other angels must have been rushed off their feet as I have been a good and helpful angel all weekend!, feel free to PM me for my MSN if you feel the need to chat when your other half is away!
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