i was at my sign language class last week and we were doing about tv and programmes when the tutor asked one of the girls what she watches on tv she replied she didn't have a tv
a gasp rang out round the room and one woman asked "what do you point your furniture at then " :eeek:
We were out driving one day when we saw my wife's dad's car on the side of the road, so we stopped right beside him and Gail put her window down.....a few minutes latter, knowing that the conversation was over and due to the fact it was raining, I put her window up from my side....Gail just sat there, looking at the glass and then said.."how did it know?"
I have never laughed soo much for so long....never seen her so embarrased either, once she realised what a silly question that was!!!
house phone rings
me - looks at the caller display and sighs "hello"
sister "hello, are you in?"
me "no"
sister "OK bye then" hangs up
house phone rings again "hello"
sister "where are you?"
me "here"
sister "where is here?"
me "dearest sister you are ringing my house phone where the feck do you think I am?
:doh:
My Mum decorated her living room a few years back and said she wouldnt mind one of those dildo rails putting up :eeek:
We often stand back and wonder what the heck she is talking about, trouble is that will probably me one day :doh:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: 
