The things kids say...

30 Mar 2009

I gave my kids an activity today. They had to describe an object, without using certain key words associated with the object. For example, for the object 'car', they could not use the words 'motor' or 'road'. The other children had to guess what the object was.
One of the descriptions went like this:
It's long, you lick it and it's got a load of stuff in it that you swallow. :shock:
I nearly choked lol

Can you guess what they are describing though?

30 Mar 2009

I dare not :shock:
lp

30 Mar 2009

sherbert dab?
lol

30 Mar 2009

Quote by M8-Me
sherbert dab?

Nope!

30 Mar 2009

a fresh cream chocolate eclair

30 Mar 2009

a very old sausage, slowly rotting into an emulsified pulp beneath it's synthetic non-biodegradable skin?
it is isn't it?
lp

30 Mar 2009

An ice-cream cone?

30 Mar 2009

Quote by foxylady2209
An ice-cream cone?

Yes

The other word they couldn't use was 'vanilla'.
We did part one of the growing up programme today too. The parents had all been notified and given the opportunity to watch the video last week. One child came in this morning and said 'are we watching the sex film today?'
We're doing sex games later in the week too. Hope Ofsted don't come calling :shock: lol

30 Mar 2009

Quote by Freckledbird
An ice-cream cone?

Yes

The other word they couldn't use was 'vanilla'.
We did part one of the growing up programme today too. The parents had all been notified and given the opportunity to watch the video last week. One child came in this morning and said 'are we watching the sex film today?'
We're doing sex games later in the week too. Hope Ofsted don't come calling :shock: lol

Some years ago my son came home from school (about age 12?) and announced:
"We had sex today and we're doing drugs next week."
He's been working on the wording of that all the way home. pmsl

30 Mar 2009

Quote by foxylady2209
An ice-cream cone?

Yes

The other word they couldn't use was 'vanilla'.
We did part one of the growing up programme today too. The parents had all been notified and given the opportunity to watch the video last week. One child came in this morning and said 'are we watching the sex film today?'
We're doing sex games later in the week too. Hope Ofsted don't come calling :shock: lol

Some years ago my son came home from school (about age 12?) and announced:
"We had sex today and we're doing drugs next week."
He's been working on the wording of that all the way home. pmsl
:giggle: lol

30 Mar 2009

Quote by M8-Me
An ice-cream cone?

Yes

The other word they couldn't use was 'vanilla'.
We did part one of the growing up programme today too. The parents had all been notified and given the opportunity to watch the video last week. One child came in this morning and said 'are we watching the sex film today?'
We're doing sex games later in the week too. Hope Ofsted don't come calling :shock: lol

Some years ago my son came home from school (about age 12?) and announced:
"We had sex today and we're doing drugs next week."
He's been working on the wording of that all the way home. pmsl
:giggle: lol

bless em! He did well :lol2:

1 Apr 2009

My youngest when he was in the first school said to me " Mum you remind me of my teacher" I thought wow, nurturing teaching, all the good things, then he said "When she lifts her arms up they wobble too" sad

What a complee wounder that was redface

1 Apr 2009

Our youngest was around 6 when she found a wrapped condom in the draw under our bed whilst playing hide & seek with her young male friend.
She bought it into the room (there were several of us in it) and asked "mum, what is this?"
As I coughed & spluttered on my coffee, she saw the obvious concern & reassuringly stated-
"It's OK, we didn't use it, honest!"
:shock:

2 Apr 2009

Quote by Witchy
<something funny>
:shock:

a joke more or less in this direction:
On a little boys first day of kindergarden his grandpa was driving him to school. They passed a field of cows and the little boy said, "Look grandpa, moo moos." His grandpa said, "You're going to kindergarden now, you have to talk like a big boy. Those are cows." "Okay grandpa, cows."
A few minutes later they drove past a train and the little boy said, "Look grandpa choo choo." And the grandpa said, "What did I tell you. You have to talk like a big boy now. That's a train." "Okay grandpa, train."
Later that day when the little boy got home from school the grandpa asked, "What did you do in school today?" And the boy said, "Well we fingerpainted, played with the blocks, had nap and the teacher read us a story about Winnie The Shit."