The things kids say!!!

27 Dec 2008

I said to my neice yesterday, shut the door as she was in and out the back door at a family party, she asked me why and I replied
"cos its freezing, and your mums feeling the cold.....cos shes ancient (this is my baby sister whos 8 years younger than me BTW)......but dont tell her I said that"
well my neice, who is 6 trotted straight in to my sis and said.....muuu-uuummm....aunty S****** says your Asian :shock: :shock: lol

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well I couldnt move for laughing, cos the puzzled look on my sis's face said it all!
have your little darlings ever embarrased u or made u laugh with things theyve said?

27 Dec 2008

Yes ......... we went to Australia for a holiday & my son read the visa application out loud on the plane just as we were landing!!
Everyone heard ............
Are you bringin any foreign orgasms into the country :shock:
It actually read .........are you bringing any foreign organisms into the country!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

28 Dec 2008

My niece told me that in 1912, the Titanic hit an icecube, and they all died. lol

28 Dec 2008

about 9 years ago my daughter got excited when we were in the museum, she ran over to me saying mum mum you have to come look at this and drags me over to an exhibition, says very loudely is that like the bike you first had as a child???
it was a penny farthing cheeky git
xx fem xx
i blame dawnie bolt

28 Dec 2008

Quote by fem_4_taboo
about 9 years ago my daughter got excited when we were in the museum, she ran over to me saying mum mum you have to come look at this and drags me over to an exhibition, says very loudely is that like the bike you first had as a child???
it was a penny farthing cheeky git
xx fem xx
i blame dawnie

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30 Dec 2008

We were on holiday and a waiter who was posing with a tray of beer bottles on his lifted hand tripped right next to us. The bottles hit the deck and all went silent around us. Then my eldest son (aged 3 at the time) said 'aw for God's sake!'. Could've been worse I suppose redface

30 Dec 2008

I was walking past a 'children, go slow' sign with my friend's daughter about the time she was learning to read. She read, and promptly threw a huge paddy demanding to know "why SHOULD we!!???"
She then threw another paddy because her mum and I wouldn't stop laughing.