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The two biggest lies that piss me off

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Sorry mate, nothing I can do it's a matter of a) Health and Safety.
ditto b) national Security.
Anyone got any others?
I'm a swinger therefore I am open-minded.
Any thing that follows, "Vote for me and"
"No Essex34m, I don't want to have sex with you"
"Don't take this the wrong way, but .................."
If I'm going to take it the wrong way, think about what you are saying first smile
course I am single.... said as they sit on cam in chat drinking a pint with a wedding ring on biggrin
2. I cant tell you as it comes under Data Protection.... and its your own fecking account :twisted:
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course I am single.... said as they sit on cam in chat drinking a pint with a wedding ring on biggrin
2. I cant tell you as it comes under Data Protection.... and its your own fecking account :twisted:

(2) I love that one. :D I've heard it so many times. They must either be thick or think we are - Data Protection protects my data from others, that's all. Once my identity has been accepted they cannot withhold anything from my account at all. Unless it is directly the subject of a police investigation and me knowing about it could jeopardise the investigation.
The tax credit "HELP" line
Big mac meals are big
Equality and Socialists.
Of course I won't cum.........
Fair or its variation fairness
AV voting is a fairer system of voting than the current system.
Why is this thread in current affairs dunno
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Why is this thread in current affairs dunno

I moved it as I think its more cafe chat :thumbup:
"This won't hurt".....usually followed by ouch.
"This is for your own good" neutral
Lies are juvenile, we've all made the mistake of using them at some point. The truth may not set you free, but it certainly won't constrain you like a lie does.
'' having sex won't change a thing between us ''
'' of course I'm listening ''
love them - classics :giggle:
I wont be to long getting ready
Of course I wont be late