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The unmentionable.........
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Sex God
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Hahahahahahahaha............... sorry I have nothing at all constructive to add here
Why do people find piles sooooooooooooooooo very funny
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Hahahahahahahaha............... sorry I have nothing at all constructive to add here
Why do people find piles sooooooooooooooooo very funny
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Master of Sex
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you know...I've just gone right off this sandwich I was eating.
you know...I've just gone right off this sandwich I was eating.
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
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Why do people find piles sooooooooooooooooo very funny
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Hey! Let me assure you that when I turned on one of the cams in chat early one morning to see a pound of red grapes staring me in the face it was not a pretty sight :eeek: :scared:
It was only when I realised it was a guy showing a close up of his ring that I realised what they *actually* were
If anyone sees me in chat first thing in the mornings, please remind me not to go checking cams in certain rooms before 6am again :shock: :uhoh:
It was anything BUT funny and it almost put me off my cuppa
T-J :lol2:
Quote by philandsal
maybe i should embellish a little.........
the guy in question was exceedingly lovely and so, i wasn't put off at all.......
is it not a question of all shapes and sizes, and nobody's perfect?
Think this says alot about you being fair..... what a lovely person xxx. Your right, no ones perfect but many would mock and make a guy feel like crap.. well done xxxx
Mike and Julie xx
Sex God
Interesting use of a collective noun there - 'set' of piles. Sounds like a twin set or even a socket set :shock:
I think it should be something more like a 'bunch o' piles' or a 'protrusion of piles' or if you are a hard pressed mother and feeling a bit perverse an 'ironing of piles'.
What do you think??
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I think it should be something more like a 'bunch o' piles' or a 'protrusion of piles' or if you are a hard pressed mother and feeling a bit perverse an 'ironing of piles'.
What do you think??
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Quote by philandsal
Recently, whilst swinging, I came upon ( not literally...lol ) my first set of piles.........
I Actually found them rather cute....;)
Just a thought but as we are prone to nameing differant parts of our body such as ....... sheddy junior.............( no its not called that really) prehaps we could all sugest some likely names for those "cute" bubbles of pain :uhoh:
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Recently, whilst swinging, I came upon ( not literally...lol ) my first set of piles.........
I Actually found them rather cute....;)
Just a thought but as we are prone to nameing differant parts of our body such as ....... sheddy junior.............( no its not called that really) prehaps we could all sugest some likely names for those "cute" bubbles of pain :uhoh:
Oi, you hijacked me collective noun hijack with yer naming hijack!
:smackbottom:As previously stated by another ... I am at a loss here. Erm ..... all sorts of questions are going through my mind but none seem to be able to get as far as the keyboard coherently. Think I'll just sit here and glaze over :shock:
Ooooo Ooooo one thought that is coherent .... never having suffered ( thank god ) with this affliction ... do 'they' hurt and how do you get rid of 'them'? Hey don't jump me ... I am seriously curious about that. (never thought that would come out of my mouth )
Ooooo Ooooo one thought that is coherent .... never having suffered ( thank god ) with this affliction ... do 'they' hurt and how do you get rid of 'them'? Hey don't jump me ... I am seriously curious about that. (never thought that would come out of my mouth )
Quote by Abilene
As previously stated by another ... I am at a loss here. Erm ..... all sorts of questions are going through my mind but none seem to be able to get as far as the keyboard coherently. Think I'll just sit here and glaze over :shock:
Ooooo Ooooo one thought that is coherent .... never having suffered ( thank god ) with this affliction ... do 'they' hurt and how do you get rid of 'them'? Hey don't jump me ... I am seriously curious about that. (never thought that would come out of my mouth )
its not pretty but they cut them off and it leave the patient really sore (i work in the operating theatre)
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
Oh My God ... Noooooooooooooo
I can see it now ... "Hi, I am Abilene and I am Pile Curious" kinda like an AA meeting.
Better than being pile addicted!!
Quote by bluexxx
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Hahahahahahahaha............... sorry I have nothing at all constructive to add here
Why do people find piles sooooooooooooooooo very funny
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the only people that joke about piles are people that have never had them....
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