the valentines thread....

Guy 4 Fun
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Get up here
I need a screw.
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PS the leylandi are still leering at me!!

Busty
Don’t be coy
Don’t be shy
Tell me please if
I’m your sort of guy?
Soon is now
Soon is later
Don’t turn me into
A Masturbater!!
You know you want to
I hope you will
I’ll guarantee
You get your fill!!
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Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
We'd shag you all,
But will name but a few:~
Vix & Reece,
Clare & Steve,
Calista & Morbius,
Blue & Satin,
Hannah & Alex,
Jas & Tim,
Marya.
X :twisted: X

Horny Hagrid
Your a dirty o'l man
Cum mess around with me!!!
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Gem, my darling
Gem, my friend,
I hope our fun
Will never end.
Don’t despair
And don’t delay
You know you want to
Make my day!
Are you available?
When are you free?
How would you like to –
Spend the night with me?
:rose:
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marms,
one huluva guy.
fancy a sandwich? :twisted:
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Sunbunny...
Be my Valentine!
A truly lovely person....
Totally smitten!

Quote by well_busty_babe
Sarah1448
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Any chance of a blowjob?

Timmy-

:inlove: :love: TERRY :love: :inlove:
:love:
HOPE YOU WIL BE IN MY LIFE ALWAYS.
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

Scandal, I`ll be your Sybil if you fancy a nibble :twisted:

Roses are red
But white is her Basque
I’d shag MQ
But am too scared to ask

To an average (not really!) sort of guy on Valentines Day, I can't wait to see you and have you again..... And I'd love to go bowling with you again anytime....LoL

Ice Pie.......this one can chew gum AND walk at the same time!

Dear Warwick, Happy valentines
Love Warwick and Warwick

Quote by well_busty_babe
marms,
one huluva guy.
fancy a sandwich? :twisted:
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Quote by well_busty_babe
Roses are red
But white is her Basque
I’d shag MQ
But am too scared to ask

Quote by well_busty_babe
must be someone who is "one sandwitch short of a picnic"
lol

Quote by well_busty_babe
Gem, my darling
Gem, my friend,
I hope our fun
Will never end.
Don’t despair
And don’t delay
You know you want to
Make my day!
Are you available?
When are you free?
How would you like to –
Spend the night with me?
:rose:
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Quote by MQ
I GOT ONE I GOT ONE I GOT ONE!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Chuffeder than a chuffed thing at a chuffedy party wearing a chuffedy badge
Bloody suspense is killing me now tho :shock: :confused:
:kiss: to you whoever you are I'm very flattered :D

Neil. Go on, you know you want to, it`d make a change!

Quote by marmalaid
must be someone who is "one sandwitch short of a picnic"
lol

Sarah, you're my angel
Sarah, you're my doll
Let me be your gangster
And you can be my moll!!

Marms, so glad we haven`t slipped into each other yet, would hate to offend.....
Love from your minger

for Sarah 1448
I love you already
I love you some more
I love you the morning
when you're banging on my door!
Don't scream and shout
I'll let you out
But only just this time
and only cos you asked so nice
my darling valentine :lol:

my stunning planet,
one day you will be mine.

To all the men@swingingheaven, I'm right here waiting :twisted: :twisted: :twisted

Misschief's a darling
Misschiefs a dear
She makes me feel all wobbly
whenever she is near
She can be a bit ditzy
and plays like she is dumb
But when she looks me in the eyes
She knows I'll be feeling numb!!

Vicky my sweet
your bj's are neat
but this wicked tongue
would love a repeat
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