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Right, I think people that drive those bloody big american and japanese 4x4 vehicles, should have there nodules removed, unless they use them for work, ie a builder ect. You know the ones i mean, Always big black and shiny, never done a days work in there life. ( i dont mean the drivers either) bar from taking the kids to school in a morning and picking them up later.
Oh and those bloody England flags, well ok if you need to let them flutter, wait until the world cup, but no they just put the bloody things up a month early, and what really makes my blood boil is when you see them still on the cars 6 montrhs latter all ripped and gruby. evil
Quote by Versace Vase
Right, I think people that drive those bloody big american and japanese 4x4 vehicles, should have there nodules removed, unless they use them for work, ie a builder ect..

oooo it's a good job that I read beyond the first line I was poised for my own rant then redface surprisedops: Carry on as you were :oops: lol :lol: wink
In edit mines red not black smile
What has this to do with swinging? confused
there's plenty of head room in them.....
H.x
And baseball caps,Blokes in baseball caps i ask you, we dont play baseball for one, we hardly need them cos of the weather, Youve seen em walking round a shop with there cap on and yes theve got bloody sun glases on in JANUARY. (mind ive seen some canny looking ladies in baseball caps.
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What has this to do with swinging? confused

Nothin but i do agree about the england flags wink
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And baseball caps,Blokes in baseball caps i ask you, we dont play baseball for one, we hardly need them cos of the weather, Youve seen em walking round a shop with there cap on and yes theve got bloody sun glases on in JANUARY. (mind ive seen some canny looking ladies in baseball caps.

You had a bad day mate by any chance ?
You mean youve never seen a swinger in a baseball cap driving a big black thing wearing sunglases?
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You mean youve never seen a swinger in a baseball cap driving a big black thing wearing sunglases?

yeah sorry about that, i wont do it again wink
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You mean youve never seen a swinger in a baseball cap driving a big black thing wearing sunglases?

I've seen a swinger in a big red thing wearing sunglases (sorry no cap it makes my hair a mess) every time I look in the rear view mirror confused :? :?
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh who rattled ya cage, laffs.
Cant say ive seen many guys wearing caps driving things in clubs rotflmao
Our flags are in the boot of the car, firmly hidden wink
dee n Rich
And couples wanting C##k shots and winks, im sick to death of couples pming me asking me to send a wink NO NO NO and once more i say no :twisted: .
Well I suppose we should be grateful that you only started one moaning thread, hmmm? rolleyes
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there's plenty of head room in them.....
H.x

Yeah!!!
Our first (and to date only...) DISASTEROUS attempt at dogging (albeit very funny) involved watching a couple in a 4x4 while we entertained ourselves......kind of! innocent
By goodness that girl had some head room !!!!!!!
:shock: :shock:
you'll love my front garden then lol
Mod Edit:Sorry - picture removed as it was too large!!
and feck the footy, these are permanant fixtures, the council are having a headfit lol
Pete, yer flag pole's huge!
H.x
Dont start me on gardens, My gardener broke my lawnmower today and wanted to fix it with a bit of wire. a bit of wire i ask you. Deducting it from his bloody wages more like, and from now on im getting his tea bags from Netto!
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Oh and those bloody England flags, well ok if you need to let them flutter, wait until the world cup, but no they just put the bloody things up a month early, and what really makes my blood boil is when you see them still on the cars 6 montrhs latter all ripped and gruby. evil

Perhaps people put em up early because its English people's way of seizing an opportunity to display a little national pride without fear of reprisals from the politically correct local councils or police? confused
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Pete, yer flag pole's huge!
H.x

wink
Your not the first to say so .......................... :shock: ........... rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: .............................. :shock: bolt
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Oh and those bloody England flags, well ok if you need to let them flutter, wait until the world cup, but no they just put the bloody things up a month early, and what really makes my blood boil is when you see them still on the cars 6 montrhs latter all ripped and gruby. evil

Perhaps people put em up early because its English people's way of seizing an opportunity to display a little national pride without fear of reprisals from the politically correct local councils or police? confused
:thumbup: not going to say much more apart from I seize that oportunity every day kiss
Right just back from washing up, (and thats bloody womens work) and looked thru the thread and the flag thing.
I think they should do away with the flag of St George ( he wasnt even English) and the union Jack for that matter and get somthing more multi culturol, Somthing with a bit of green and yellow, with a hint of black added.
That would look great in your garden.
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Right just back from washing up, (and thats bloody womens work) and looked thru the thread and the flag thing.
I think they should do away with the flag of St George ( he wasnt even English) and the union Jack for that matter and get somthing more multi culturol, Somthing with a bit of green and yellow, with a hint of black added.
That would look great in your garden.

I am now going to stop feeding the TROLL rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:thumbup:
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Right, I think people that drive those bloody big american and japanese 4x4 vehicles, should have there nodules removed, unless they use them for work, ie a builder ect. You know the ones i mean, Always big black and shiny, never done a days work in there life. ( i dont mean the drivers either) bar from taking the kids to school in a morning and picking them up later.
Oh and those bloody England flags, well ok if you need to let them flutter, wait until the world cup, but no they just put the bloody things up a month early, and what really makes my blood boil is when you see them still on the cars 6 montrhs latter all ripped and gruby. evil

Oh don't get me started on them bluddy 4 x 4s mad
Trouble is - too many of the drivers haven't got a bluddy clue how to drive one!! Whenever (and I'm not really one for it) I have an attack of road rage, you can pretty much guarantee it will be directed at one of these cars.
It starts in the morning, school run time confused Always get stuck behind at least one - because the car is too bluddy wide, or the driver hasn't a bluddy clue as to the width of the car, to get two way traffic with the parked cars down the side..... god forbid they should actually take the vehicle 'off road' and put two wheels on the grass verge :x Nope, they'll sit there and wait until someone flashes em through!!
Then a trip into town - driving down the road, it's a fifty limit, once again pretty much guaranteed to have a queue of traffic following it, is some berk in a 4 x 4 doing 35!! Mainly cos they have little or no control over the car if they done something like the speed limit. They have no concept of the width or size of the thing, so crawling along is their only option.
Reasons people buy em "they're safe, safe for the kids etc" - not very safe for every other bugger around you tho is it!! :x
Yep, this subject does get my back up!!!! 4 x 4s are a handy vehicle, but how many of these people actually need one? How many actually take the thing off road? How many have to tow heavy loads? It's the people that don't need em that let the side down - along with their 2.4 kids, they treat it as some kind of status symbol dunno
Oh and while I'm at it - O2 customer services can fluck right off too!!!! :twisted:
There, that's me done cool
And calm :smile2:
:?
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Right just back from washing up, (and thats bloody womens work) and looked thru the thread and the flag thing.
I think they should do away with the flag of St George ( he wasnt even English) and the union Jack for that matter and get somthing more multi culturol, Somthing with a bit of green and yellow, with a hint of black added.
That would look great in your garden.

I am now going to stop feeding the TROLL rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:thumbup:
:gagged:
i am, for once, going to bite my tongue, let this one whoosh straight over my head and not say another fluckin word lol
You see someone with sense, and i bet shes done the washing up today.
Pete I keep saying no when Ian asks for a flag pole, is he does see yours I'll come after you :kick:
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Right, I think people that drive those bloody big american and japanese 4x4 vehicles, should have there nodules removed, unless they use them for work, ie a builder ect. You know the ones i mean, Always big black and shiny, never done a days work in there life. ( i dont mean the drivers either) bar from taking the kids to school in a morning and picking them up later.
Oh and those bloody England flags, well ok if you need to let them flutter, wait until the world cup, but no they just put the bloody things up a month early, and what really makes my blood boil is when you see them still on the cars 6 montrhs latter all ripped and gruby. evil

Oh don't get me started on them bluddy 4 x 4s mad
Trouble is - too many of the drivers haven't got a bluddy clue how to drive one!! Whenever (and I'm not really one for it) I have an attack of road rage, you can pretty much guarantee it will be directed at one of these cars.
It starts in the morning, school run time confused Always get stuck behind at least one - because the car is too bluddy wide, or the driver hasn't a bluddy clue as to the width of the car, to get two way traffic with the parked cars down the side..... god forbid they should actually take the vehicle 'off road' and put two wheels on the grass verge :x Nope, they'll sit there and wait until someone flashes em through!!
Then a trip into town - driving down the road, it's a fifty limit, once again pretty much guaranteed to have a queue of traffic following it, is some berk in a 4 x 4 doing 35!! Mainly cos they have little or no control over the car if they done something like the speed limit. They have no concept of the width or size of the thing, so crawling along is their only option.
Reasons people buy em "they're safe, safe for the kids etc" - not very safe for every other bugger around you tho is it!! :x
Yep, this subject does get my back up!!!! 4 x 4s are a handy vehicle, but how many of these people actually need one? How many actually take the thing off road? How many have to tow heavy loads? It's the people that don't need em that let the side down - along with their 2.4 kids, they treat it as some kind of status symbol dunno
Oh and while I'm at it - O2 customer services can fluck right off too!!!! :twisted:
There, that's me done cool And calm :smile2:
:?
i can see ur point and sometimes it appears that city dwellers have no need for 4 wheel drive......but many have other interests such as sailing where it is usefull it have an off road vehicle.......why should they then have to shell out on another car just for everyday use. i think the main point it not to judge people imediatley and to try to understand the reasons why they drive the car they.......ok u might see mums doing the school run in a 4 wheel drive.......but have u ever stopped to ask what they use it for at weekends? it may turn out that they have a need or it!
Well hello Posh Kate :lickface: Just looked at your profile, hmm, fancy a quick shag with a single man, ill send loads of winks cos i know you like em, can i take photographs cos i know you want to be a model lol
AND I FOR ONE THINK 4X4 ARE GREAT VEHICLES AND EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE.. NO TWO.. no ONE FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. :thumbup:
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i can see ur point and sometimes it appears that city dwellers have no need for 4 wheel drive......but many have other interests such as sailing where it is usefull it have an off road vehicle.......why should they then have to shell out on another car just for everyday use. i think the main point it not to judge people imediatley and to try to understand the reasons why they drive the car they.......ok u might see mums doing the school run in a 4 wheel drive.......but have u ever stopped to ask what they use it for at weekends? it may turn out that they have a need or it!
And calm :smile2:
confused

Kate my little shed angel don't go there it'll run for bloody weeks :shock: :shock: kiss
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