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Can I have a glass of nightnurse please and tons of sympathy :cry:
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Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Can I have a glass of nightnurse please and tons of sympathy :cry:
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: that any better sweetie
sod the night nurse....I'll come down there and nurse you myself
Quote by poshkate
Are you barman tonight Goosey.......large dry white white over here when you ready......and I'll just chill out and perve the pole dancers......
goose gets of the pole
Coming right up kate
Quote by firelizard
Can I have a glass of nightnurse please and tons of sympathy :cry:
Got no night nurse but take this hun :therethere:
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Aww thanks Posh and Goosey, I feel all cossetted now. Or should that be corsetted :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Can I have a glass of nightnurse please and tons of sympathy :cry:
Here, sweetie, you can have some of ours. Had to cancel our weekend away
We'll have a sympathy swap.
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Sex God
Anyone hungry? We have loads of bacon and bread rolls here
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Anyone hungry? We have loads of bacon and bread rolls here
What breakfast at yours???
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Quote by Sarah
Anyone hungry? We have loads of bacon and bread rolls here
What breakfast at yours???
Yep, managed to clear a space on the worktop now!
Bacon butties for the next week here I think :lol:
Warming the Bed
can you find the beans 
Sex God
Quote by paul-tina
can you find the beans
No!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Anyone hungry? We have loads of bacon and bread rolls here
Damn did we miss the bacon rolls? :upset:
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Sex God
Quote by goose35
Anyone hungry? We have loads of bacon and bread rolls here
Damn did we miss the bacon rolls? :upset:
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I fancy some trifle mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yer not pregnant are you?
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Quote by westerross
Anyone hungry? We have loads of bacon and bread rolls here
Damn did we miss the bacon rolls? :upset:
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Still loads left if you want some!
Quote by varca
Anyone hungry? We have loads of bacon and bread rolls here
Damn did we miss the bacon rolls? :upset:
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I fancy some trifle mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yer not pregnant are you?
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If he wants the jelly made up with pickled onion juice then methinks we will have definite confirmation. Someone dig out the Daily Trash phone number in anticipation of this scoop!! :lol2:
No just plain evreyday simple sunday tea style trifle
Washed down with a Fosters EC :lol:
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Quote by Darkfire
can you find the beans
:laughabove: :thumbup:
don't bloody encourage him! Sex God
Been out with your mate JD???
Mr Daniels is no longer my mate No true friend would ever put in a late appearance at stupid o'clock after I've already played with Miss Grenache and Miss Velvet and then decide its a good idea to get out half-pint glasses for the fun of it 
in fact, he's so far down my 'want to associate with' list, he's in fear of dropping off the face of the earth. Even Mr and Mrs Kidney have turned against him today :lol: :kick:
No true friend would ever put in a late appearance at stupid o'clock after I've already played with Miss Grenache and Miss Velvet and then decide its a good idea to get out half-pint glasses for the fun of it in fact, he's so far down my 'want to associate with' list, he's in fear of dropping off the face of the earth. Even Mr and Mrs Kidney have turned against him today :lol: :kick:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
evening all
Sorry I'm late but better late than never
Hello sweetness - been coralling the sheep? :wink:
Whatya drinking??
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FB looks around for a barman in a nice waitress outfit
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
FB looks around for a barman in a nice waitress outfit
Bugger the waitress outfit!
Here's the best for the hostess with the mostest.
Whatya drinking? (He says with a glass of White Grenache behind his back)
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Bugger the waitress outfit!
Here's the best for the hostess with the mostest.
Whatya drinking? (He says with a glass of White Grenache behind his back)
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Even if I was wearing it?
I'll have a large glass of the pink stuff please
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Bugger the waitress outfit!
Here's the best for the hostess with the mostest.
Whatya drinking? (He says with a glass of White Grenache behind his back)
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Even if I was wearing it?
I'll have a large glass of the pink stuff please
Aaaahhhh - then now I will drizzle it down that beautiful throat.....
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Quote by westerross
Aaaahhhh - then now I will drizzle it down that beautiful throat.....
FB opens wide
