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we seem to have a lot of "one line wonders" wanting to find a quick and cheap way of losing their virginity.
we usually send them off with a flea in their ear.. but as it is almost the season of goodwill... how about we send them off with a small, but usefull gift instead??

the pop my cheery lapel pin.. coming to an orgy near you soon!
Quote by well_busty_babe
we seem to have a lot of "one line wonders" wanting to find a quick and cheap way of losing their virginity.
we usually send them off with a flea in their ear.. !

noooooooooo!
bollox you mean . . i'm not gonna get laid by hoards of horny nymphos after all? and you decide to tell me this now! :shock: well WTF i been doing here all these months? dunno
sod this i'm off to find a proper swinging site! timewasters! :mad:
n x x x ;)
Quote by well_busty_babe
we seem to have a lot of "one line wonders" wanting to find a quick and cheap way of losing their virginity.
we usually send them off with a flea in their ear.. but as it is almost the season of goodwill... how about we send them off with a small, but usefull gift instead??

the pop my cheery lapel pin.. coming to an orgy near you soon!

AAh but Busty surely that would ruin the fun,we do like our sarcasm you know lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
we seem to have a lot of "one line wonders" wanting to find a quick and cheap way of losing their virginity.
we usually send them off with a flea in their ear.. but as it is almost the season of goodwill... how about we send them off with a small, but usefull gift instead??

the pop my cheery lapel pin.. coming to an orgy near you soon!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
But whats a cheery mean :shock:
We could post up a list of all the virgins so far then each of us pick one to corrupt... it could be fun!!!! :twisted:
Quote by xxdevil69
We could post up a list of all the virgins so far then each of us pick one to corrupt... it could be fun!!!! :twisted:

I am a Virgin. :bounce: :bounce: ................well bi women........does that count dunno
I'm claiming debbiewebs!!!!!
See... you gota get in quick to get the innocent ones!!!! :shock:
Quote by xxdevil69
I'm claiming debbiewebs!!!!!
See... you gota get in quick to get the innocent ones!!!! :shock:

How about you teach 2 of us at once :twisted:
Quote by xxdevil69
I'm claiming debbiewebs!!!!!
See... you gota get in quick to get the innocent ones!!!! :shock:

whoop peeeee :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Debsxxxxxxxxx wink :wink:
Quote by Clare_lincs
How about you teach 2 of us at once

hmmm.... now let me th.... YES!!!!!! :twisted:
Quick! Somebody corrupt me, now!
Please?!
Quote by Clare_Lincs
I'm claiming debbiewebs!!!!!
See... you gota get in quick to get the innocent ones!!!! :shock:

How about you teach 2 of us at once :twisted:
Hey you ya tart!.....bugger off!.... flipa ............... i want xxxDevil69 all to me self!
Debs wink
Quote by xxdevil69
How about you teach 2 of us at once

hmmm.... now let me th.... YES!!!!!! :twisted:
Right then this is war with Clare!.. :sparring: ............... baggies i have the top bit and the bottom bit! allso the middle bit and the feet :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: I love feeling needed... although there is plenty of me to go around!!! redface
Quote by xxdevil69
rotflmao :rotflmao: I love feeling needed... although there is plenty of me to go around!!! redface
Well i have to say the top bit ya CORRRR sillyhwoar:
The rest is gorgest!... 69position
Can I have a badge as well please 'cos I'm pure and sweet and innocent. :angel:
Sorry guys it looks like i've got to go..... Countess seems to be having some kind of coughing/choking fit so I'd better go and help...................... :dry: :huh:
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Can I have a badge as well please 'cos I'm pure and sweet and innocent. :angel:
Sorry guys it looks like i've got to go..... Countess seems to be having some kind of coughing/choking fit so I'd better go and help...................... :dry: :huh:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OOOOOOOOOOO just as i was going to pop ya cheery! :doh:
WBB comes back from the factory.. right i have 467,973,935,000 of the badges done for now.
that should last us a few hours!
i am mooorrrreeeeee than happy to go along with devils idea though... who is my coruptee???
Quote by well_busty_babe
WBB comes back from the factory.. right i have 467,973,935,000 of the badges done for now.
that should last us a few hours!
i am mooorrrreeeeee than happy to go along with devils idea though... who is my coruptee???

you haven't bloomin' well corrupted me yet WBB! and not through lack of trying on my part! sad
but if you need a hand with mrs devil and debbiewebs just gimme a shout eh? quite like to corrupt them both as well sometime soon! ;)
n x x x ;)
Quote by well_busty_babe
WBB comes back from the factory.. right i have 467,973,935,000 of the badges done for now.
that should last us a few hours!
i am mooorrrreeeeee than happy to go along with devils idea though... who is my coruptee???

Well WBB as you no you can curuptee me anyday babes! :bounce: ....... But i wouldent like to upset xxxx Devil69
But why dont you join in with her then both of ya can conrupet me! :bounce: :bounce:
OMG got to get the vib out as for the thought!...................any one got a bucket of water to cool me down please
Quote by neilinleeds
WBB comes back from the factory.. right i have 467,973,935,000 of the badges done for now.
that should last us a few hours!
i am mooorrrreeeeee than happy to go along with devils idea though... who is my coruptee???

you haven't bloomin' well corrupted me yet WBB! and not through lack of trying on my part! sad
but if you need a hand with mrs devil and debbiewebs just gimme a shout eh? quite like to corrupt them both as well sometime soon! ;)
n x x x ;)
Neil i new there was somthing a bit diffrent when we met!.....so your a women! :shock:
Debsx wink
Quote by xxdevil69
rotflmao :rotflmao: I love feeling needed... although there is plenty of me to go around!!! redface

DEvil babes - may I be your ummm - errr "lie in" for when you goes off to have one of them baby thingies???
Corr - just think DebbieWebs AND Clare_lincs!!!! sillyhwoar:
Quote by Rainbows
rotflmao :rotflmao: I love feeling needed... although there is plenty of me to go around!!! redface

DEvil babes - may I be your ummm - errr "lie in" for when you goes off to have one of them baby thingies???
Corr - just think DebbieWebs AND Clare_lincs!!!! sillyhwoar:
Thats a foursome then,any more :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
No probs.. so... Rainbows will be my official corruptin 'lie-in' when I have the baby thingy rotflmao ... although she will of course have to be verified by me first to make sure she is capable of my level of kinkiness..
(no doubt there will be no problem.. its just a ploy to get her into bed :twisted: )
Quote by xxdevil69
(no doubt there will be no problem.. its just a ploy to get her into bed :twisted: )

Ploy ploy??? You need a ploy?
redface .. usually..yes!!! I'm too used to women putting up a fight!! rotflmao
i think i might be getting out of my depth here lol!!!!
have only played with girls a cpl of times.. and now there is a list to do!!! i think i had better get back to the badge making! lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
i think i might be getting out of my depth here lol!!!!
have only played with girls a cpl of times.. and now there is a list to do!!! i think i had better get back to the badge making! lol

s'ok WBB you take your time! i'm working on this foursome in your absence! rainbows, devil and debs? don't hurry back ok? :twisted:
n x x x :P
There's nothing to it WBB.... girls are so much less hard work than blokes.. (espesh Neil rolleyes lol ) plus they tend to scream louder!! :twisted:
Quote by xxdevil69
There's nothing to it WBB.... girls are so much less hard work than blokes.. (espesh Neil rolleyes lol ) plus they tend to scream louder!! :twisted:

lol ok.. i am sold! count me in.
neil can be the fluffer!