the way forward

19 May 2004

Dear friends,
I have just returned from a seminar on current legislation and future planned Eyropean schemes, and I have deep misgivings for the future viability of this fine site.
what has brought things to a head is the sarges laudible ,well meaning adopt a southerner scheme.
I have these questions to ask
Did the Sarge prior to starting the scheme carry out a proper risk assesment scheme?
Did the Sarge engage in full consultation with all relevant stakeholders?
(ie English nature CPRD etc)
Did the Sarge submit a full Environmental assesment of the scheme?
( all those southerners travelling north :!: did you look into the possibilities of moving southerners by rail or barge confused

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I truly fear these issues were not addressed or indeeed many many others and the Forum is heading for real problems. I therefore suggest this scheme based on cxurrent EU thinking to reduce work and improve performance
The proposed swinging heaven way forward consultation stakeholder enviromnentally sustainable consultation framework document 2004
1 Set up na working group to consider issue areas . This could be called swinging heaven adult forum taskforce (henceforth to be known as S.H.A.F.T)
2 SHAFT could then set up subgroup to tackle issues such as the safety and accessability issues of the GFZ and the yet to be opened SH theme park
this ccould be swinging heaven interactive technology yeargroup or SHITY
3 The existig OFF group should be contacted in order to discuss current thinking on forums (open forum finkers).
Nb due to the requirements for stakeholder involvement finking has now been adopted as the correct spelling as it was felt prejudicial against anyone under the age of 20 to use the old and outdated spelling methodsee EU statute for further info)
4these groups could be set up by the end of 2005 and have completed initial policy document frameworks by nolater than 2010
5 Zo my leetle european chums oo iz goin to join ziz appy leetle union and spend zee next ten years getting SHAFTED and being in zee Shity or are ve all OFF rolleyes

Answers on a post card please to
Warwick
eastern patagonia
second shed from the left
under the big tree wink

19 May 2004

I would love to respond to your post but find that I have not attended the relevent Practical International Study & Seminar - Understanding Posting (PISS UP)
If you could just fill in this 465 page application form and submit it in 7 different languages - then I will be able to use my European Certificate Relating to Answering Posts (Euro C.R.A.P.)

19 May 2004

Thankyou Celtiq you have obviously grasped the nettle here and I wonder if you would like to join a little working party
So lol

far theres uh you and me

19 May 2004

You will see by the size of my Annual Report on Swinging Encounters & my Tentative Investiagions into ThreeSomes (both documents of which are available to view to select comittee members) - that any working party which I am involved in could never be described as small!

19 May 2004

Of course any working party must have the minimum funding protection .i.e.
Resolutions In Place Of Fiduciary Fidelity.(RIP OFF)
As is custom all funding allocated to this project will be used in meeting the attendance costs of the participating members, spouses, blood relatives, adoptees, in laws, paternity suitors(unresolved of course ..failed cases will not qualify), people claiming to be the real anastasia and those affected with testicular singularity. Why the last two groups qualify for attendance costs I don't know either but when has that ever stopped us.

19 May 2004

Ah have re-read the small print and realised that if there is external funding for the project I would infact like to opt out of the working part and move straight to the party bit - provided that is not it breach of any of the Swinging Novices Official Guidelines.

19 May 2004

Of course, all this is for nothing unless you consult the Federal European Legislation About Tongues In Orifices (FELATIO) & Council of Universal Non Negotiable International Lobbyists Investigating Naughty Girls Using Swinging. (CUNNILINGUS)

19 May 2004

I am more concerned with the trend nowadays for ladies with ample assets to cover them up. With that in mind I have set up Britain Insists onLeavingKnockersOut !!!