Through his ribcage surely?
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The way to a man's heart?
Through his ribcage surely? :giggle:
Through his ribcage surely?
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The way to a mans heart
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Quote by flower411
They say that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach .....
This may be trueNo idea :roll:
But it`s a fact that the way into a girls knickers is being able to cook .
What is it about a man who can cook that gets ya juices flowing girls ???
I`m not complaining :thumbup: Works for me
A fact? Is this from flower's little black book of facts then?
:giggle:Culinary skills have no bearing on anyone getting into my knickers.
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I always understood the best way to a man's heart was from the back, using a narrow 6" blade through the 3rd/4th rib on the left side. But maybe that's just me.
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Best Dek has ever made me is a cheese sandwich I spat it out it as it turned out to be a cheese & dog hair sandwich :uhoh:
He did make us a toasty once using out of date ham I was keeping for the dog :doh: I didn't take a bite of that
He did once ask why the "rings" were not getting hot on the cooker and why could he smell gas
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Quote by foxylady2209
I always understood the best way to a man's heart was from the back, using a narrow 6" blade through the 3rd/4th rib on the left side. But maybe that's just me.
:shock: Thats far too clinical to be common knowledge You've studied this with interest haven't you
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Quote by Lost
I always understood the best way to a man's heart was from the back, using a narrow 6" blade through the 3rd/4th rib on the left side. But maybe that's just me.
:shock: Thats far too clinical to be common knowledge You've studied this with interest haven't you
(My charges for such services are very reasonable - full clean-up service available.)
Now THAT'S a lifestyle that relies on discretion.
You may as well forget all that continental crap. men like stews, gravies, boiled veg and puddings. You can't shag properly on anything else. you might think there's something very passionate going on, following a plate of spaghetti; but no your man's got trapped wind and indigestion causing him to wriggle around like some gigolo.
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Quote by deancannock
oh my signature dish..
is king prawn thai green curry.....with steamed jasmine rice.....
right..anyone gona let me into there knickers for a platefull
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You serve it, we'll THINK about it.
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