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the way to Amarillo....

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hehe, my boss got this as a text on his mobile this morning - made us laugh so i thought id come and share it with all of you smile
Take a flight to Dallas
Hire a car
Head north to Oklahoma
Go west to Texas and pick-up Interstate 35
That's the f**king way to Amirillo!!!
hope it gives some of you a chuckle biggrin
Ian
In the Armarillo video, who is the actress who plays Dorothy
from the wizard of oz?
I can't work out who she is!
Judy Garland played in the original version of Wizard of Oz., and she was Liza Minneli's mother.
Yes, but who was she in the Armarillo vid?
; I'm crap at them...
McCARTNEY'S WIFE PLAYS DOROTHY FOR CHARITY
SIR PAUL McCARTNEY's wife HEATHER is showing off her acting talents, playing DOROTHY from THE WIZARD OF OZ in forthcoming British charity video.
The COMIC RELIEF video, for a re-release of crooner TONY CHRISTIE's 1971 hit (IS THIS THE WAY TO) AMARILLO, was written and directed by comedian PETER KAY.
The video will get its first airing on RED NOSE NIGHT LIVE 05 next month (11MAR05), with the money raised going to Africa.
28/02/2005 14:32
Ahhh, thanks marmalaid!
Tas been bugging me for weeks!
i don't get it :cry:
Quote by Maia
i don't get it :cry:

Neither do I, Maia.
Well, not as often as I would like!!! :twisted:
Mal
wink
Quote by mal609
i don't get it :cry:

Neither do I, Maia.
Well, not as often as I would like!!! :twisted:
Mal
wink
Hmmmm... maybe we can help each other.... :P
Quote by Maia
i don't get it :cry:

Neither do I, Maia.
Well, not as often as I would like!!! :twisted:
Mal
wink
Hmmmm... maybe we can help each other.... :P
Tinker!!!! :twisted: :wink:
Mal
lol
Quote by Maia
i don't get it :cry:

Neither do I, Maia.
Well, not as often as I would like!!! :twisted:
Mal
wink
Hmmmm... maybe we can help each other.... :P
you aint the only one who dont get it
louxx
Awwww ! ffs I've started singing it again now :karaoke: :doh:
:love: xxx
hey, hang on, is it that song that Peter Kay mimed to? What's that got to do with Wizard of Oz? sad
Quote by Maia
hey, hang on, is it that song that Peter Kay mimed to? What's that got to do with Wizard of Oz? sad

yes, thats the song Maia - i guess it made me laugh because i cant stand the song! lol
Quote by tanglewood72
hehe, my boss got this as a text on his mobile this morning - made us laugh so i thought id come and share it with all of you smile
Take a flight to Dallas
Hire a car
Head north to Oklahoma
Go west to Texas and pick-up Interstate 35
That's the f**king way to Amirillo!!!
hope it gives some of you a chuckle biggrin
Ian

you don't quite want to get into Oklahoma... well full of inbread hicks... plus the highway turns into a cattle track when you step over the red river........ :) :) mind you they are all strange in them parts!!!!
sean xxxxxxxx
I lived in Texas and was born in Houston... FFS what the hell is in Amarillo that is so f'in special?!!! There isn't anything there!!!
..though I'd like to take Peter Kay there and hit him with a brick for making this song popular and overplayed...
Quote by Maia
hey, hang on, is it that song that Peter Kay mimed to? What's that got to do with Wizard of Oz? sad

It's in the Kay Video!!!!! rolleyes
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I lived in Texas and was born in Houston... FFS what the hell is in Amarillo that is so f'in special?!!! There isn't anything there!!!
..though I'd like to take Peter Kay there and hit him with a brick for making this song popular and overplayed...

Isn't he looking for Maia? If that's the case the song should be called "Do you know the way to SwingingHeaven?"
John
smile
Quote by tanglewood72
hehe, my boss got this as a text on his mobile this morning - made us laugh so i thought id come and share it with all of you smile
Take a flight to Dallas
Hire a car
Head north to Oklahoma
Go west to Texas and pick-up Interstate 35
That's the f**king way to Amirillo!!!
hope it gives some of you a chuckle biggrin
Ian

For all those who don't get it, ask a man to read the map for you lol
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For all those who don't get it, ask a man to read the map for you lol

methinks you could be digging yourself a big hole there dewi!! :lol:
innocent
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Yes, but who was she in the Armarillo vid?

Was Toto in the video?
sxboy
lends dewi his 360 degree tracked ecxavator ( hitachi) 35 tonne machine with 2 cubic metre bucket
go on boy dig
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Yes, but who was she in the Armarillo vid?

Was Toto in the video?
No, you're mistaken, they sang "Africa"
is it turn right off juction 38 of the m6
or am i being lied too
For the way to Amarillo, go to the Just To Let You Know.. post in The Cafe.
Very easy route to follow.. Dont quite understand why it took him 34 years to find it.. which he obviously still hasnt as he has been asking people all over again where it is (Tony Christie)! lol
He had to pick armarillo for the song.
How many other places in the States
rhymes with Pillow?
When we get there, do we need to tie a yellow ribbon round an old oak tree?
Oh jeez, i'm humming that now! :cry:
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Oh jeez, i'm humming that now! :cry:

oh-ho... sounds like some therapy may be needed.
(In Austrian accent) "Tell me, when did you first start having these symptoms?"