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Quote by the_Laird
I haven't been away anywhere but can I get frisked by you all the same Darkfire wink

Me too!! Me too!! :twisted:
Fee
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ooooo :bounce: :bounce:
today is a very good day biggrin
Hello Fee :D wave
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I went to the loo but I'm back now, can I be frisked :rascal:

Nah, you're far too dodgy a character for a mere frisking, step into petes security office for a strip search please 69position
its not often you get welcomed by a rottweiler rolleyes
make the most of it Markz wink
I'd quite like to come in too, but I dont want that pole dancing bugger frisking me lol
Quote by Happy Cats
I'd quite like to come in too, but I dont want that pole dancing bugger frisking me lol

I'll do it instead :twisted:
And the delightful Mrs HC as well :twisted:
Quote by Happy Cats
I'd quite like to come in too, but I dont want that pole dancing bugger frisking me lol

Ah, my old friend and adversary (bows)
not with a 10ft bargepole, mrs pete has something much more entertaining lined up for you.
what's that dear? ......................... yes, I sharpened them only yeterday :twisted:
welcome home mate, missed the banter wink
Quote by Pete_sw
I'd quite like to come in too, but I dont want that pole dancing bugger frisking me lol

Ah, my old friend and adversary (bows)
not with a 10ft bargepole, mrs pete has something much more entertaining lined up for you.
what's that dear? ......................... yes, I sharpened them only yeterday :twisted:
welcome home mate, missed the banter wink
:shock: Sarah! Frisk me!
:wink: cheers pete!
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
HLB reporting for duty
Right who needs frisking? :twisted:

<<<<<<<<<< Ponders The que to do the frisking apears to be longer than those being frisked, I would I be right in sumising that people are getting pleasure from carrying out this duty lol :lol: :lol:
Sheddy wonders which one he should join first the frisking or friskee que, ahh decisions decisions :twisted:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
HLB reporting for duty
Right who needs frisking? :twisted:

Oh go on then. I'll suffer a frisking lol wink :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
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Quote by Jas-Tim
HLB reporting for duty
Right who needs frisking? :twisted:

Oh go on then. I'll suffer a frisking lol wink :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
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Glad to see you Jas. Hope you're feeling better kiss
Bugger - am I too late for a frisking. Do I qualify, as I didn't really go anywhere?
I've not been away, but . . . . . . .
can I be frisked too cool
worship Pleeeeeeeeeeeezzzzze :worship:
And as it's so warm, can I remove a couple of items of clothing innocent
Or . . . .
Being as I haven't been away, should I offer my frisking services :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
Bugger - am I too late for a frisking. Do I qualify, as I didn't really go anywhere?

We're not pedantic, the rules allow for common sense.
And common sense tells me I ought to frisk you :rascal:
Not too bad thank you HLB - I'm having a very good unachy weekend at the moment apart from the shelves in the Co op attacking my legs :shock: :shock: so please be extra gentle when you frisk there please wink
Licking may be more suitable than hand frisking - for safety reasons obviously :wink:
Jas
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Quote by Jas-Tim
Not too bad thank you HLB - I'm having a very good unachy weekend at the moment apart from the shelves in the Co op attacking my legs :shock: :shock: so please be extra gentle when you frisk there please wink
Licking may be more suitable than hand frisking - for safety reasons obviously :wink:
Jas
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Oooohhhh
I can lick legs Jas :twisted: :twisted:
Hmmmmm frisking or licking? Licking or frisking? What a choice to have to make on a Sunday morning. Can't we have both, for being well-behaved?

Ready to lick!!
Quote by freckledbird
Hmmmmm frisking or licking? Licking or frisking? What a choice to have to make on a Sunday morning. Can't we have both, for being well-behaved?

Not a problem.
Consider your requests granted wink
gentle frisking and long licking, my speciality :twisted:
I propose lots of picnic blankets, a large field, everyone bring a hamper and I'll get the wine chilled again :happy:
Bloody hell I'm glad I had a shower - I'm all clean and lickable :twisted:
Yes but who has my photos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
I hope this frisking is up to standard
Quote by freckledbird
Bloody hell I'm glad I had a shower - I'm all clean and lickable :twisted:

. . . and I've just been for a sex wash :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
Bloody hell I'm glad I had a shower - I'm all clean and lickable :twisted:

yes but that don't make up for the farts wink
I told you, my farts smell of roses biggrin
Anyway, I don't have wind now :D
Sooooooooo, lick away. :twisted:
DB, is a sex wash what I think it is? (having a wash ready for sex) or something else that's a bit naughtier? redface
Quote by dambuster
Bloody hell I'm glad I had a shower - I'm all clean and lickable :twisted:

. . . and I've just been for a sex wash :twisted:
don't roll in any feathers then or they will stick to you rolleyes
Quote by markz
don't roll in any feathers then or they will stick to you rolleyes

Hmmm - good point.
Forget the age old Teflon question . . . . . .
Why do the feathers of my "tickling/stroking" thing stick to rampant rabbits so bluddy much ???
I hate getting a mouthful, third hand :roll:
its the quality of the tickling stick
change to duck feathers rolleyes