The Welcome Home thread, for those who need it

11 Jun 2006

Quote by the_Laird
I haven't been away anywhere but can I get frisked by you all the same Darkfire

Me too!! Me too!! :twisted:
Fee
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11 Jun 2006

ooooo :bounce: :bounce:
today is a very good day biggrin

Hello Fee :D wave

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I went to the loo but I'm back now, can I be frisked :rascal:

Nah, you're far too dodgy a character for a mere frisking, step into petes security office for a strip search please 69position

11 Jun 2006

its not often you get welcomed by a rottweiler rolleyes

11 Jun 2006

make the most of it Markz wink

11 Jun 2006

I'd quite like to come in too, but I dont want that pole dancing bugger frisking me lol

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Happy Cats
I'd quite like to come in too, but I dont want that pole dancing bugger frisking me

I'll do it instead :twisted:
And the delightful Mrs HC as well :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Happy Cats
I'd quite like to come in too, but I dont want that pole dancing bugger frisking me

Ah, my old friend and adversary (bows)
not with a 10ft bargepole, mrs pete has something much more entertaining lined up for you.
what's that dear? ......................... yes, I sharpened them only yeterday :twisted:
welcome home mate, missed the banter wink

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
I'd quite like to come in too, but I dont want that pole dancing bugger frisking me

Ah, my old friend and adversary (bows)
not with a 10ft bargepole, mrs pete has something much more entertaining lined up for you.
what's that dear? ......................... yes, I sharpened them only yeterday :twisted:
welcome home mate, missed the banter wink

:shock: Sarah! Frisk me!
:wink: cheers pete!

11 Jun 2006

HLB reporting for duty
Right who needs frisking? :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
HLB reporting for duty
Right who needs frisking? :twisted:

<<<<<<<<<< Ponders The que to do the frisking apears to be longer than those being frisked, I would I be right in sumising that people are getting pleasure from carrying out this duty lol

:lol: :lol:
Sheddy wonders which one he should join first the frisking or friskee que, ahh decisions decisions :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
HLB reporting for duty
Right who needs frisking? :twisted:

Oh go on then. I'll suffer a frisking lol

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
HLB reporting for duty
Right who needs frisking? :twisted:

Oh go on then. I'll suffer a frisking lol

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
:happy:
Glad to see you Jas. Hope you're feeling better kiss

11 Jun 2006

Bugger - am I too late for a frisking. Do I qualify, as I didn't really go anywhere?

11 Jun 2006

I've not been away, but . . . . . . .
can I be frisked too cool

Pleeeeeeeeeeeezzzzze :worship:
And as it's so warm, can I remove a couple of items of clothing innocent

Or . . . .
Being as I haven't been away, should I offer my frisking services :twisted: :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Bugger - am I too late for a frisking. Do I qualify, as I didn't really go anywhere?

We're not pedantic, the rules allow for common sense.
And common sense tells me I ought to frisk you :rascal:

11 Jun 2006

Not too bad thank you HLB - I'm having a very good unachy weekend at the moment apart from the shelves in the Co op attacking my legs :shock: :shock: so please be extra gentle when you frisk there please wink

Licking may be more suitable than hand frisking - for safety reasons obviously :wink:
Jas
XXX

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
Not too bad thank you HLB - I'm having a very good unachy weekend at the moment apart from the shelves in the Co op attacking my legs :shock: :shock: so please be extra gentle when you frisk there please
Licking may be more suitable than hand frisking - for safety reasons obviously :wink:
Jas
XXX

Oooohhhh
I can lick legs Jas :twisted: :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

Hmmmmm frisking or licking? Licking or frisking? What a choice to have to make on a Sunday morning. Can't we have both, for being well-behaved?

11 Jun 2006

Ready to lick!!

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Hmmmmm frisking or licking? Licking or frisking? What a choice to have to make on a Sunday morning. Can't we have both, for being well-behaved?

Not a problem.
Consider your requests granted wink

11 Jun 2006

gentle frisking and long licking, my speciality :twisted:
I propose lots of picnic blankets, a large field, everyone bring a hamper and I'll get the wine chilled again :happy:

11 Jun 2006

Bloody hell I'm glad I had a shower - I'm all clean and lickable :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

Yes but who has my photos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
I hope this frisking is up to standard

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Bloody hell I'm glad I had a shower - I'm all clean and lickable :twisted:

. . . and I've just been for a sex wash :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Bloody hell I'm glad I had a shower - I'm all clean and lickable :twisted:

yes but that don't make up for the farts wink

11 Jun 2006

I told you, my farts smell of roses biggrin

Anyway, I don't have wind now :D
Sooooooooo, lick away. :twisted:
DB, is a sex wash what I think it is? (having a wash ready for sex) or something else that's a bit naughtier? redface

11 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
Bloody hell I'm glad I had a shower - I'm all clean and lickable :twisted:

. . . and I've just been for a sex wash :twisted:
don't roll in any feathers then or they will stick to you rolleyes

11 Jun 2006

Quote by markz
don't roll in any feathers then or they will stick to you

Hmmm - good point.
Forget the age old Teflon question . . . . . .
Why do the feathers of my "tickling/stroking" thing stick to rampant rabbits so bluddy much ???
I hate getting a mouthful, third hand :roll:

11 Jun 2006

its the quality of the tickling stick
change to duck feathers rolleyes