The Welcome Home thread, for those who need it

11 Jun 2006

Quote by markz
its the quality of the tickling stick
change to duck feathers

Why duck feathers?

11 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
its the quality of the tickling stick
change to duck feathers

Why duck feathers?
If it quacks like a duck . . . . . . . . . . . . .
bolt

11 Jun 2006

Stormwalker yawns, scratches his nuts and takes a big swig of coffee then fixes everyone with a penetrating stare and yells
â€œWhat the feck just happened?â€ dunno

Enlightening pmâ€™s gratefully receivedâ€¦

11 Jun 2006

Dammit all ! I go to bed for an hour and I come back to find a frisk and fondle frenzy ! ( try saying that without your top set in ):shock:
I'll just join the queue to have a DF frisk. Ok I've only been to work but I DID leave the house so that counts rolleyes

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
I went to the loo but I'm back now, can I be frisked :rascal:

Nah, you're far too dodgy a character for a mere frisking, step into petes security office for a strip search please 69position

Dodgy :eeek:
I am not dodgy, honest, those rumours about me being a pic collector are untrue.
I did just find some of Sarahs and put them back though :giggle:

11 Jun 2006

*Attempts to sneak back in, un-noticed.*

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Vix
*Attempts to sneak back in, un-noticed.*

Did you leave?
Anyway, be prepared to be frisked now :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

:cry: awww FB. I wanted to frisk Vix, I've been waiting all morning for this! :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
:cry: awww FB. I wanted to frisk Vix, I've been waiting all morning for this! :twisted:

Shall we both do the honours? I'm happy to share :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
:cry: awww FB. I wanted to frisk Vix, I've been waiting all morning for this! :twisted:

Shall we both do the honours? I'm happy to share :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :thumbup:

11 Jun 2006

There's more than enough of me to go round, let's be honest!

11 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
I hate getting a mouthful, third hand

You've got three hands?! :shock: You should be a veritable frisk-master, then! lol

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
. . . honest, those rumours about me being a pic collector are untrue.
:giggle:

:gagged:
and just how clean in your monitor screen, Hawnie Dawnie ???????
:giggle:

11 Jun 2006

Room for a Fat Bas***d?
I'm home! lol
kbuk

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Reese
I hate getting a mouthful, third hand

You've got three hands?! :shock: You should be a veritable frisk-master, then! lol

Says Jake the Peg :shock:
wink

11 Jun 2006

I'm here on a politics avoidance scheme and have been for a few days... call it womens intuition or summat... now where's the bar I fancy a nice ice cold beer

11 Jun 2006

the word 'politics' is hereby banned from the thread (oh, how apt lol

)
chilled beer was it? coming right up biggrin

11 Jun 2006

:giggle:
ta darlin ~blows kisses~

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
the word 'politics' is hereby banned from the thread (oh, how apt )

Indeedy.
Mine's a nice cold cider if you please. biggrin

11 Jun 2006

Just popping in for a quick "hello" wave

because I'm officially "on a break"
Farting is nasty evil

but freedom of speech....................now that sounds like an excellent idea biggrin

see you all in a couple of weeks kiss

11 Jun 2006

anything else I can get you lovely ladies? :rascal:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
the word 'politics' is hereby banned from the thread (oh, how apt )

Indeedy.
Mine's a nice cold cider if you please. biggrin

Ooh me too!
I'll stay a few minutes if it's a nice pint of Stowford Press :D

11 Jun 2006

Stowford Press ?? :shock: - can you tell I'm not a cider drinker? lol

i'll have a look in the cellar....
but - while you're here FA, have a good 'holiday' , come back to us, that being us whereveryou come back to, having refreshed and taken stock wink

11 Jun 2006

southern comfort and ice please young lady....

11 Jun 2006

mind if i join you with one of those before i disappear and do some gardening? biggrin

someone down the road has crancked up their bbq and I'm feeling the need to do something about my 3 ft high lawn so that one day I might be able to invite some folk round :shock: lol

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
anything else I can get you lovely ladies? :rascal:

Moist ????
bolt

11 Jun 2006

sunshine's still out then? lol

11 Jun 2006

Thought I'd just drop by for a quick beer if that's ok?
Not stopping though! :grin:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by EagerSlut
Thought I'd just drop by for a quick beer if that's ok?
Not stopping though! :grin:

Wooooooooohoooooooooooo
Hello
and Welcome back...........................
:twisted:
Let the party begin

11 Jun 2006

Quote by EagerSlut
Thought I'd just drop by for a quick beer if that's ok?
Not stopping though! :grin:

not a problem ES :thumbup:
erm, should I change the title of this to the sunday evening GFZ thread???? lol