The Welcome Home thread, for those who need it

11 Jun 2006

Any room for a big crocked legged scotsbloke at the inn ??
Finally had my ankle operation on Wednesday morning ( 8:30 ) and got discharged at 3pm!!!
Not in nearly so much pain as i've been for the last year or so not just got to take it easy so if there's a nice big comfy chair with a good view of tha jaccuuzi so I can perve at all the lovely ladies then pwetty pleasecan I be in lol

:lol:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Davie , back on the perve lol

11 Jun 2006

:shock: Pimms :shock:
fluck me its going from bad to worse lol

someone please relieve me of bar duties cos I aint heard Pimms since about 1983 :lol: :lol: (hiya Cocoa biggrin

)
oh, spoke too soon - wave

BSB!! good to see you back from the op even if you are crock legged :lol: :kiss

11 Jun 2006

Quote by makingcocoa
I have had a lovely BBQ this afternoon with lovely people and everything is lovely.
Pimms, anyone?

What a coincidence, so did we! Sans Pimms, mind...
...hmm, do you think that's perhaps why the villagers here refer to you as "Posh Spice"? :grin:

11 Jun 2006

Room for an extra one?
Pint of bitter please barmaid! :twisted:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by rogerthedragon
Room for an extra one?
Pint of bitter please barmaid! :twisted:

I'm topless now Roger, is that OK?

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
Room for an extra one?
Pint of bitter please barmaid! :twisted:

I'm topless now Roger, is that OK?
WooHoo!!!
That is certainly okay with me! wink

11 Jun 2006

Nice one FB, i'm going back to my corner with my large JD and spanking stick now. biggrin

11 Jun 2006

Buggery bollox! I want a drink!
Cider, vodka, Pimms, am not fussy. I'll stick anything down my throat, me.

11 Jun 2006

TY Darkfire hun i've missed this place must admit , altho all the loverly female nurses in Aberdeens Woodend hospital certainally made me smile :twisted: :twisted:
Even had a very sexy female anaethsetist ( sp ? ) so ya can bet I was perving all the way to KO time for me op lol.
*pulls up comfy seat , pours a large voddy & coke , enjoys the views from the hot tub :twisted: *
Davie

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Vix
Buggery bollox! I want a drink!
Cider, vodka, Pimms, am not fussy. I'll stick anything down my throat, me.

:shock:anything?

11 Jun 2006

Yay it seems just luck old times, its a SH Paaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrttttttttyyyyyyyyyy
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Right, who round is it and mine in a Vodka and Coke

11 Jun 2006

Quote by makingcocoa

Ahhh, nice to see you all.
I have had a lovely BBQ this afternoon with lovely people and everything is lovely.
Pimms, anyone?

Me too.
Just the two of us tho'
A nice chick - en fillet with mozzarella and parma ham, mushrooms fried in garlic oil, boiled new potatoes and a salad db'd and HLB'd with fresh coriander and mint with honey and mustard dressing.
I even enjoyed a glass of that pink girly wine :shock:
A small rest now before raspberries, kiwi and assorted melon.
Or maybe I'll pass on the soft fruits and just nip into the perfumed garden for afters

11 Jun 2006

Been away for the weekend, and all this kicks off FFS
So thanks for the welcome back Darkfire kiss

Mines a vodka please? (oh I need to PM u about vodka)
So hiya all
Erm, can we have some new emoticons, I'm gonna miss them, or can you use more than are on the list?
Dizz rolleyes

11 Jun 2006

Dizzy

feel free to pm wink

and emoticons? well, most of the faves are here - the only extra ones are visible if ya 'view more emoticons' , that's it I'm afraid. That said, the only 3 I need that we dont have (nor does anywhere else) are:
:arrow: 'side swipe with claws out'
:arrow: 'passes out/ faints'
:arrow: and 'bearing teeth rottweiler' lol

maybe admin will work on it dunno

:lol:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Dizzy
feel free to pm
and emoticons? well, most of the faves are here - the only extra ones are visible if ya 'view more emoticons' , that's it I'm afraid. That said, the only 3 I need that we dont have (nor does anywhere else) are:
:arrow: 'side swipe with claws out'
:arrow: 'passes out/ faints'
:arrow: and 'bearing teeth rottweiler'
maybe admin will work on it :lol:

Is there a 'pink and fluffy things' one already then Darkfire? bolt

11 Jun 2006

what a flucking joke, how to mod a site out of existance ffs
give me a brandy and staggysham will you

11 Jun 2006

No p******s in here, Staggy!
One brandy and staggysham coming right up, though... biggrin

11 Jun 2006

Quote by makingcocoa
No p******s in here, Staggy!
One brandy and staggysham coming right up, though...

Can I help you with that Ms Cocoa?
:rascal:

11 Jun 2006

You, Mr Laird, can help me with whatever you like, whenever you like :twisted: biggrin

11 Jun 2006

woo hoo my login still works rolleyes

11 Jun 2006

Quote by markz
woo hoo my login still works

Bugga

11 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
woo hoo my login still works

Bugga

is that an offer :roll:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by markz
woo hoo my login still works

Bugga

is that an offer :roll:
course it is, she is offering to nail you with a strapon
squeal leeetle piiiig

11 Jun 2006

Quote by Vix
Buggery bollox! I want a drink!
Cider, vodka, Pimms, am not fussy. I'll stick anything down my throat, me.

So I keep hearing! :giggle:

11 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m
woo hoo my login still works

Bugga

is that an offer :roll:
course it is, she is offering to nail you with a strapon
squeal leeetle piiiig
:lol: :lol: :lol:

12 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster

Ahhh, nice to see you all.
I have had a lovely BBQ this afternoon with lovely people and everything is lovely.
Pimms, anyone?

Me too.
Just the two of us tho'
A nice chick - en fillet with mozzarella and parma ham, mushrooms fried in garlic oil, boiled new potatoes and a salad db'd and HLB'd with fresh coriander and mint with honey and mustard dressing.
I even enjoyed a glass of that pink girly wine :shock:
A small rest now before raspberries, kiwi and assorted melon.
Or maybe I'll pass on the soft fruits and just nip into the perfumed garden for afters
Can we have an invite next time please, sounds delicious - all of it :twisted:
Jas
XXX

12 Jun 2006

It's good to be here - a breath of fresh air.

12 Jun 2006

Quote by rogerthedragon
Dizzy
feel free to pm
and emoticons? well, most of the faves are here - the only extra ones are visible if ya 'view more emoticons' , that's it I'm afraid. That said, the only 3 I need that we dont have (nor does anywhere else) are:
:arrow: 'side swipe with claws out'
:arrow: 'passes out/ faints'
:arrow: and 'bearing teeth rottweiler'
maybe admin will work on it :lol:

Is there a 'pink and fluffy things' one already then Darkfire? bolt

God you live on the edge!!!!

12 Jun 2006

Quote by Dizzytart
Dizzy
feel free to pm
and emoticons? well, most of the faves are here - the only extra ones are visible if ya 'view more emoticons' , that's it I'm afraid. That said, the only 3 I need that we dont have (nor does anywhere else) are:
:arrow: 'side swipe with claws out'
:arrow: 'passes out/ faints'
:arrow: and 'bearing teeth rottweiler'
maybe admin will work on it :lol:

Is there a 'pink and fluffy things' one already then Darkfire? bolt

God you live on the edge!!!!
:giggle: Is there any other way? :giggle:

12 Jun 2006

Quote by MikeNorth
It's good to be here - a breath of fresh air.

inhale deeply Mike biggrin

we have reserve tanks too if anyone's just popping in for a breather so plenty to go round :thumbup: