hahahaha I just got a pm that made me laugh lots and lots and lots!
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The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)
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Sex God
*smiles smugly and naughtily to herself*
(and no, am not telling why....
)
(and no, am not telling why....
) My neighbours are back tomorrow- :bounce:
They may have had to crawl through the border, illegally, in the dead of night due to local unrest......:scared:
They may have prices on their head because of the interfering with illegal logging they do.
But tomorrow- for a few months, they're back where I can bloody well keep an eye on them! :inlove:
They may have had to crawl through the border, illegally, in the dead of night due to local unrest......:scared:
They may have prices on their head because of the interfering with illegal logging they do.
But tomorrow- for a few months, they're back where I can bloody well keep an eye on them! :inlove:
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
two words....hello London!!!
that was very funny!Oh and thanks to all the peeps who made it into the forum chatroom last night. You're a chuckle-inducing bunch!
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Trampoline Tan & the chatroom clan!
Figment of the imagination
Warming the Bed
A message from a special Lady
XxX
Thank you.........
XxX
Thank you.........
Sex God
Knowing that the truth will always come out in the end :smug:
Orgasminator
Receiving said random message
Mrs Bone thank you
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mrs Bone thank you
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
An email from my youngest daughter...
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .. They don't have balls to scratch!
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A .. They don't have balls to scratch!
Sex God
Quote by Hibernian
As I've just had an abusive PM about what made me smile, seems I'm best removing it.
But it did make me smile (not the PM), calming realisation usually does.
If you've had an abusive PM, report it. However, you might want to consider the content and its intention before reporting it.
Sex God
After seeing her post - Mrs Bone makes me smile big time today 
Sex God
Quote by Hibernian
I've blocked the sender, that will suffice, I forgot that certain posters are beyond reproach. End of subject. :arrow:
Nope, they aren't - nobody is beyond reproach.
Sex God
Not sure if this made me smile, but it certainly made someone else smile.
Went to a very close friends (vanilla) birthday party last night, only to find out that another site member is alos a very close friend of my/our friend :shock:
In total panic mode, I send an urgent text to someone on the site asking for advise on what do.
What do I get back? A text back full of 'lmao's and loads of examples of swinging related songs for the karaoke
So glad I made someone smile (and yes, the text really made me smile as well).
:giggle:
Went to a very close friends (vanilla) birthday party last night, only to find out that another site member is alos a very close friend of my/our friend :shock:
In total panic mode, I send an urgent text to someone on the site asking for advise on what do.
What do I get back? A text back full of 'lmao's and loads of examples of swinging related songs for the karaoke
So glad I made someone smile (and yes, the text really made me smile as well).
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
how shocking!! :shock: :shock: <<<< see thats how shocked I am......
some people
wanders off singing when I was a boy...and old shep was a pup........
It certainly was shocking, not one ounce of sympathy and the other so called bloody mate who I told this morning, just did exactly the same as Mrs BD, I mean the person, I sent the text to last night
(and thank you for calming me down and making me smile)
Sex God
winchy and peanut and all others hijacking the steam room :giggle:
Sex God
Totally selfish I know but
My new hairdo!
My new hairdo!
