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The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)

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I meant your electricity shut down, you dopey bint! :lol2:
Quote by winchwench
I meant your electricity shut down, you dopey bint! :lol2:

:doh:
Nope nedl are having a late morning rolleyes my electricity is going off at 9am loon erm yeah looks like it, Phoned then and yes its still going off all day rolleyes
Catching up with my best mate on msn even though he's on holiday in South America. biggrin
I sure do miss him though :cry:
A user name of Fanny-Farts on a non swinging/sexual site rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao why oh why would you call yourself that :evil2:
And getting about 80% of my xmas shopping done in 1 afternoon :happy: :happy: :happy: granted my purse is a lot lighter but its done :thrilled: :thrilled:
an fwb telling me i made him feel all squiggly inside :inlove:
Seeing my baby grandaughter stand up on her own for the very 1st time....then falling very quickly back on her bum!
Quote by helnheaven
Seeing my baby grandaughter stand up on her own for the very 1st time....then falling very quickly back on her bum!

Gawd already! I remember when you announced she had been born bless kiss
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Having to light incense in the bedroom to mask the lots-of-sex-in-a-short-period-of-time smell.
Not bad after nearly 20 years :smug:

Ooooo so incense works then? :notes:
Quote by Freckledbird
:bounce:
Some rumblings of something that could be really, really cool!
:bounce:

I'm with you on that one :bounce:
So am I! :bounce:
:happy:
Knowing kent is back :thumbup:
Quote by jaymar
:bounce:
Some rumblings of something that could be really, really cool!
:bounce:

I'm with you on that one :bounce:
So am I! :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I think!......
:happy:
Quote by mazandden
:bounce:
Some rumblings of something that could be really, really cool!
:bounce:

I'm with you on that one :bounce:
So am I! :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I think!......
:happy:
*insertmexicanwavesmileyhere*
Sounds to me like the SHadies are all getting together soon. Have a great time girlies biggrin
Quote by jaymar
:bounce:
Some rumblings of something that could be really, really cool!
:bounce:

I'm with you on that one :bounce:
So am I! :bounce:
:happy:And bringing up the rear me me me :happy:
Quote by janemcc
:bounce:
Some rumblings of something that could be really, really cool!
:bounce:

I'm with you on that one :bounce:
So am I! :bounce:
:happy:And bringing up the rear me me me :happy:
Right behind you mrs :bounce:
I have just spent a tortuous two and a half hours with a couple of the sexiest men imaginable. It may have been vanilla- but try not leaving a wet patch when an incredibly beautiful man sitting opposite opens his mouth- and the voice of Antonia Banderas comes out redface
In fact, I've just had a really wicked thought. My best mate turns to a complete jibbering jelly when in the company of my gorgeous neighbour. I just have to get her into a room with him and his house guest......she'll blow a fecking fuse! rotflmao
Me! Ive made me smile today. I dont drink but I have a feeling Im gonna have one helluva hangover in the morning lol
Yay... I've just renewed my subs for this place - hoorah, I can spout bollocks for another year! :bounce: Worth a smile methinks!! wink
Having my builder here and seeing my kitchen coming along. It's gonna look lovely when it's finished biggrin
Quote by TanKinky
coming home relatively sober lol lol

4am! ?? :shock: tut young lady... tut!
lol
Quote by jaymar
coming home relatively sober lol lol

4am! ?? :shock: tut young lady... tut!
lol
Didnt actually go to bed until 7 30 redface
Hmm, everything is relative! Were they walking around, or over you Tan?
innocent
Winchy, Ive only just seen it lol Raised a smile here too.
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Hmm, everything is relative! Were they walking around, or over you Tan?
innocent

I was the one walking over people actually squatting is more apt innocent or bouncing :bounce:
and i didnt fall over once :smug:
mrs bonedigger.
Lately i havnt been right and i had some questions which were troubling my worried mind.
I emailed her out of the blue as i have seen her intelligent posts before.
She replied with some answers and a possible way for me to go forward.
I'm still a little unsure what to do but her help i have saved so i can go back and look at it when i need i did smile at something she did write.
Thank you Mrs Bonedigger.
oh my redface redface redface thank you so much hunny :inlove:
Ty you are MORE than welcome, as indeed is anyone who needs a listening ear....
i might be barking mad....and blether on about some bollocks at times...but i do have a good, non judgemental ear....unless of course you steal any of my jaffa cakes in which case, its no more mrs nice-bone.
PS which bit made u laugh??
'stickied knickers'
the joy
lp