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Sex God
My odd thoughts
I saw the headlineon MSN 'Kate Winslet to play Westwood' and i thought she was going to be in some bizarre film playing.......
Wannabe badass gangsta & vicars son, Tim Westwood
i thinki i got a bit confused
I saw the headlineon MSN 'Kate Winslet to play Westwood' and i thought she was going to be in some bizarre film playing.......
Wannabe badass gangsta & vicars son, Tim Westwood
i thinki i got a bit confused
receiving this. I love it when people make my options so clear.
Hi'idiot' here loved the pics on your profile (I don't actually have any)- would love to know more and hopefully share some fun times together.
Looking to share in some hot n horny fun love to lick n tease your pussy till you ache, getting you all wet n creamy - yum. (creamy? does any woman get creamy?)
Teasing your panties down before slowly thrusting my cock deep into your wet pussy. Pumping into you slowly first, then deep n hard - your pussy squirting your juice before I cum deep into you. (guess you didn't read the bit about condoms on my profile?)
then watch as my cum slowly drips out of your freshly fucked pussy.(you clearly do not know me at all and have spent no effort on reading my profile- idiot)
I have pics I can send eiher on msn or via phone.
Love indoor/outdoor fun - Do you ? (with you? No!)
Free to meet up for some horny fun together.
Contact me on ########## or on ########
Hope to hear from you soon
Idiot
Hi'idiot' here loved the pics on your profile (I don't actually have any)- would love to know more and hopefully share some fun times together.
Looking to share in some hot n horny fun love to lick n tease your pussy till you ache, getting you all wet n creamy - yum. (creamy? does any woman get creamy?)
Teasing your panties down before slowly thrusting my cock deep into your wet pussy. Pumping into you slowly first, then deep n hard - your pussy squirting your juice before I cum deep into you. (guess you didn't read the bit about condoms on my profile?)
then watch as my cum slowly drips out of your freshly fucked pussy.(you clearly do not know me at all and have spent no effort on reading my profile- idiot)
I have pics I can send eiher on msn or via phone.
Love indoor/outdoor fun - Do you ? (with you? No!)
Free to meet up for some horny fun together.
Contact me on ########## or on ########
Hope to hear from you soon
Idiot
Quote by splendid_
receiving this. I love it when people make my options so clear.
Hi 'idiot' here loved the pics on your profile (I don't actually have any)- would love to know more and hopefully share some fun times together.
Looking to share in some hot n horny fun love to lick n tease your pussy till you ache, getting you all wet n creamy - yum. (creamy? does any woman get creamy?)
Teasing your panties down before slowly thrusting my cock deep into your wet pussy. Pumping into you slowly first, then deep n hard - your pussy squirting your juice before I cum deep into you. (guess you didn't read the bit about condoms on my profile?)
then watch as my cum slowly drips out of your freshly fucked pussy.(you clearly do not know me at all and have spent no effort on reading my profile- idiot)
I have pics I can send eiher on msn or via phone.
Love indoor/outdoor fun - Do you ? (with you? No!)
Free to meet up for some horny fun together.
Contact me on ########## or on ########
Hope to hear from you soon
Idiot
Go girl...go.
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
receiving this. I love it when people make my options so clear.
Hi 'idiot' here loved the pics on your profile (I don't actually have any)- would love to know more and hopefully share some fun times together.
Looking to share in some hot n horny fun love to lick n tease your pussy till you ache, getting you all wet n creamy - yum. (creamy? does any woman get creamy?)
Teasing your panties down before slowly thrusting my cock deep into your wet pussy. Pumping into you slowly first, then deep n hard - your pussy squirting your juice before I cum deep into you. (guess you didn't read the bit about condoms on my profile?)
then watch as my cum slowly drips out of your freshly fucked pussy.(you clearly do not know me at all and have spent no effort on reading my profile- idiot)
I have pics I can send eiher on msn or via phone.
Love indoor/outdoor fun - Do you ? (with you? No!)
Free to meet up for some horny fun together.
Contact me on ########## or on ########
Hope to hear from you soon
Idiot
Go girl...go.
What have I told you about upsetting people!
You shouldnt send messages like that, dont do it again!
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
receiving this. I love it when people make my options so clear.
Hi 'idiot' here loved the pics on your profile (I don't actually have any)- would love to know more and hopefully share some fun times together.
Looking to share in some hot n horny fun love to lick n tease your pussy till you ache, getting you all wet n creamy - yum. (creamy? does any woman get creamy?)
Teasing your panties down before slowly thrusting my cock deep into your wet pussy. Pumping into you slowly first, then deep n hard - your pussy squirting your juice before I cum deep into you. (guess you didn't read the bit about condoms on my profile?)
then watch as my cum slowly drips out of your freshly fucked pussy.(you clearly do not know me at all and have spent no effort on reading my profile- idiot)
I have pics I can send eiher on msn or via phone.
Love indoor/outdoor fun - Do you ? (with you? No!)
Free to meet up for some horny fun together.
Contact me on ########## or on ########
Hope to hear from you soon
Idiot
Well, as you have his number, why don't you sign him up on a few sites where men like to meet men for....well, you know.
I'm sure he'd love to receive some nice text messages to the rather suggestive advert placed for him detailing all thet thrusting and cumming he likes
Sex God
Irony, bloody marvellous init
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
Irony, bloody marvellous init
Ohhh yes indeedy!
Sex God
A photo I found in the gallery!! 
Sex God
A toilet roll! :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
A toilet roll! :giggle:
What sort of toilet roll??
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
A toilet roll! :giggle:
What sort of toilet roll??
A fluffy one of course
Sex God
an unexpectedly lovely message - totally unconnected with this place in any way... but am still smiling.
A rare highlight in an otherwise crappy day.
A rare highlight in an otherwise crappy day.
The ladies face whom I was in a meeting with as my mobile phone went off with the ring tone from From Dusk till Dawn
"All right. Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers. All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! etc....."
Me scrabbling in bag to find the thing to switch it off - then couldn't work out how to (its a new one).
Why do kids think its so funny changing my ring tone!! Grrrrrr
I did laugh later - but wait till son comes home - he shall have a stern talking to! :lol2: :lol2:
"All right. Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers. All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! etc....."
Me scrabbling in bag to find the thing to switch it off - then couldn't work out how to (its a new one).
Why do kids think its so funny changing my ring tone!! Grrrrrr
I did laugh later - but wait till son comes home - he shall have a stern talking to! :lol2: :lol2:
Warming the Bed
mmmmmmmmmmm
Waking up, this morning n thinking of last night!!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmm...........
Waking up, this morning n thinking of last night!!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmm...........
Sex God
The fact that it's Friday tomorrow... 
Warming the Bed
That it is friday today and the sun is out again!
I love that friday feeling ;)
I love that friday feeling ;)
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My shiny new cooker which has just arrived.........simple things
All you need now is some of that new fangled electramacisity and gassy out in the valleys boyo!
(although you produce enough gas from waffling to run a medium size power station)
:mrgreen:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
My shiny new cooker which has just arrived.........simple things
All you need now is some of that new fangled electramacisity and gassy out in the valleys boyo!
(although you produce enough gas from waffling to run a medium size power station)
:mrgreen:
You are so in for an ass kicking Meaty :kick:
Quote by anais
The ladies face whom I was in a meeting with as my mobile phone went off with the ring tone from From Dusk till Dawn
"All right. Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers. All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! etc....."
Me scrabbling in bag to find the thing to switch it off - then couldn't work out how to (its a new one).
Why do kids think its so funny changing my ring tone!! Grrrrrr
I did laugh later - but wait till son comes home - he shall have a stern talking to! :lol2: :lol2:
Great I love it!
How kids can drop you in it lol
When my eldest was 5 he decided it was a good idea to write his name over my signature on my debit card.
I didnt know until I went shopping and it was rejected as the signature had been defaced! lol
I have to laugh at the cheek he thought he could just use this to buy some new toys!
Quote by Theladyisaminx
The ladies face whom I was in a meeting with as my mobile phone went off with the ring tone from From Dusk till Dawn
"All right. Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers. All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! etc....."
Me scrabbling in bag to find the thing to switch it off - then couldn't work out how to (its a new one).
Why do kids think its so funny changing my ring tone!! Grrrrrr
I did laugh later - but wait till son comes home - he shall have a stern talking to! :lol2: :lol2:
Great I love it!
How kids can drop you in it lol
When my eldest was 5 he decided it was a good idea to write his name over my signature on my debit card.
I didnt know until I went shopping and it was rejected as the signature had been defaced! lol
I have to laugh at the cheek he thought he could just use this to buy some new toys!
little tykes eh
The other trick mine do is change the answer machine message to something like* Mum is tied up at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message >>>screeches of laughter<<*
Sex God
Yesterday night, getting back late from work in London, at work sorting out 'stuff' for today, phone discussion takes place, over a takeaway, so I put my order in and say I'll be about 15 mins.
Get home, off he goes to get takeaway, which he had pre ordered / paid for.
Eventually he comes back, that took you a long time....
Him:- I went to the wrong takeaway!!! and then had to go round the corner to the one in the next street which was the right one!!!!
Get home, off he goes to get takeaway, which he had pre ordered / paid for.
Eventually he comes back, that took you a long time....
Him:- I went to the wrong takeaway!!!
and then had to go round the corner to the one in the next street which was the right one!!!! 