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The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)

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Quote by mollman1
Finally setting a date for our wedding last night!!! :shock: :inlove: :rose: :inlove:
Best wishes to you both xxx
kissing a female last night whilst listening to worlass snogging someone else and the female saying to me 'your face smells lovely, what have you got on it?' my reply ?
'you' rolleyes
the room collapsed in giggles and the memory is still making me smile.
The following txt:
Man goes to Marks and Spencers to buy his wife a maternity bra. Shop assistant asks "what bust?". Man replies "the f***ing condom!!"
:giggle:
Miss Cream xxx
Men's underwear! cool
For me to wear!! redface
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Men's underwear! cool
For me to wear!! redface

Freak!!!! rotflmao kiss
Quote by Angel Chat
Men's underwear! cool
For me to wear!! redface

Freak!!!! rotflmao kiss

Yeah but you luffs me anyway! :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Men's underwear! cool
For me to wear!! redface

Freak!!!! rotflmao kiss

Yeah but you luffs me anyway! :giggle:
I do indeed biggrin And have you any idea how hard it was not to change the "2" into a "22"? :giggle:
:happy: The propsect of a date on Tuesday! :happy:
Quote by noladreams30
:happy: The propsect of a date on Tuesday! :happy:

Nice one babes! I got one of those tomorrow biggrin
Quote by Sassy-Seren
:happy: The propsect of a date on Tuesday! :happy:

Nice one babes! I got one of those tomorrow biggrin
:bounce: So have I!!!! biggrin :bounce:
Where do I get myself one of these "dates"? lol They seem all rage in this thread! lol
Quote by Sixfootsix
Where do I get myself one of these "dates"? lol They seem all rage in this thread! lol

wave
I'm in the middle of wrapping Christmas presents and I just sort of managed to eat one! redface
Fat class is gonna be a failure tomorrow night! :giggle:
My lovely man keeping me company in work all night..........ok so it was only by text but nice all the same biggrin
and a lovely card I was sent by the daughter of a lady I nursed a few months back. That she took the time to write to me was so special :inlove: .........the tin of chocs and bottle of red she also sent were an added bonus :thumbup:
Quote by Freckledbird
Frogs!

:giggle: Some people find frogs quite scary you know!
I don't though :smug:
Quote by Angel Chat
Frogs!

:giggle: Some people find frogs quite scary you know!
I don't though :smug:
Nor me - they're quite amusing actually :giggle:
Quote by poshkate

:giggle:

Lemsip meet monitor moment!!!!
PMSL!!!! where the feck did you find that PK??!?!
worship
:giggle:
OMG!!! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
How funny is that?! :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
OMG!!! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
How funny is that?! :giggle:

Took me 10 mins to stop coughing from laughing so much ... I really needed that laugh!
Who would have thought that boxes and frogs could be so hilarious?
i love that saying....mad as a box of frogs.....could apply to a few round here too innocent
Quote by poshkate

:giggle:

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by Dirtygirlie

innocent :giggle:

rotflmao
Mad as a box of frogs is a phrase that never fails to make me smile.
lol lol lol lol lol
A telephone conversation just, with a very nice lady.
fingers crossed going to meet up next week
redface
Quote by M8-Me
A telephone conversation just, with a very nice lady.
fingers crossed going to meet up next week
redface

Oooooo take care, there are a lot of weirdos out there! lol
a penny dropping and being proved right LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*has a right smug face now*