After months of being without a hob I can now have boiled eggs for brekkie!!!!! :bounce:
chicken lips, horses hooves and pig willies :giggle:
I spotted an actor in a Steven Segal film a couple of minutes ago.... convo went
Me : see him there (pointing to actor on telly) his wife killed him
Mr Bone: Is he dead then?
FFS :doh:....and hes in charge of our children sometimes :scared:
A jacket that didnt fit me the week before xmas now fastens and fits lovely with room to spare :bounce: shame its ducati but never mind
I had a good giggle today, when i brought some snow inside in a container to show my cats (neither have been out in snow before) being the curious animals that they are, one stuck its face right up to it, and had snow on its nose, she then kept sneezing and ran off, now everytime i pick up the container even though it no longer has snow in it, she runs a mile! Bless
My 5 year old dragging me out into the garden for her very first snowball fight :rose:
Lots of things today!
1. SNOWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got some! Ok it may not last but took the kids out this evening and they were telling me to calm down and behave... Snow angels all over the park! It was great, loads of people in there having an absolute ball!
- We got a new puppy and I am so happy to report they are absolutely nuts. Just what I need.
3. Lovely comments : I read through the posts tonight and was genuinely touched by the lovely posts about me from so many kind and erotic folk. And lovely to hear from Freckled Bird whose succulent thighs I have admired silently for an awful while now.I'm so glad I have impinged on your conciousness positively and I hope you will still love me when I am stealing your sexy under-wotsits from your washing lines. (Except Mr Kent... I may pilfer his missus instead and blame it on asylum seekers...) ;-)
This is true! It's just been on Sky 3 this very second.
Mrs R is watching a programme about genealogy and a family who think they are linked in the past to a dynasty of royals and famous people... They've just gone to see Earl Spencer who has just stated this with a straight face...
"Genealogy is the second most important activity on the internet, after Pornography, and I think that is because people want to see how they come..."
Lots of things today!
1. SNOWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got some! Ok it may not last but took the kids out this evening and they were telling me to calm down and behave... Snow angels all over the park! It was great, loads of people in there having an absolute ball!
- We got a new puppy and I am so happy to report they are absolutely nuts. Just what I need.
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Did the family get the puppy to train Papa, or just to give him company? Have visions of Mr R bounding gleefully in the snow under the baleful gaze of a small Andrex doggy and several children doing the rolly-eyes thingy and feeling outdone...
Despite being stuck behind ejits who can't drive in an inch of snow in a 4x4, i quite enjoyed my drive into work in places
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