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Quote by westerross
Fancy a little Welsh cwtch (snuggle with knobs on) then??
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Yeah go'wan then lol
big smiles all round in the funslut house ... mrs fun's birthday .... she's un wrappin prezzies lol lol lol lol
After months of being without a hob I can now have boiled eggs for brekkie!!!!! :bounce:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
After months of being without a hob I can now have boiled eggs for brekkie!!!!! :bounce:

With soldiers? :twisted:
Quote by Cherrytree

Fancy a little Welsh cwtch (snuggle with knobs on) then??
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Yeah go'wan then lol
Surely a cwtch with knobs on is a shag! :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
After months of being without a hob I can now have boiled eggs for brekkie!!!!! :bounce:

Have you got the knob to go with it??
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Quote by Mrsgoggins
Opening my very first private chatroom :twisted:

ooooo i did wonder biggrin good on ya girl
chicken lips, horses hooves and pig willies :giggle:
humm interesting sunday roast combo confused
lol
xx fem xx
Quote by TheLovelyOne
After months of being without a hob I can now have boiled eggs for brekkie!!!!! :bounce:

With soldiers? :twisted:
Men in uniforms...mmmmmmmmmmm :twisted:
sorry, you meant bread and butter didn't you? redface
Finding out how many wonderful friends i had looking out for me this weekend biggrin biggrin biggrin
Quote by Sassy-Seren
After months of being without a hob I can now have boiled eggs for brekkie!!!!! :bounce:

With soldiers? :twisted:
Men in uniforms...mmmmmmmmmmm :twisted:
sorry, you meant bread and butter didn't you? redface
No ;)
kiss
I spotted an actor in a Steven Segal film a couple of minutes ago.... convo went
Me : see him there (pointing to actor on telly) his wife killed him
Mr Bone: Is he dead then?
FFS :doh:....and hes in charge of our children sometimes :scared:
A jacket that didnt fit me the week before xmas now fastens and fits lovely with room to spare :bounce: shame its ducati but never mind
Quote by TanKinky
A jacket that didnt fit me the week before xmas now fastens and fits lovely with room to spare :bounce: shame its ducati but never mind

:happy: Go you!
Quote by TanKinky
....shame its ducati but never mind

Isn't that a make of motorhome?? dunno
Seriously - well done gel! kiss
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Quote by westerross
....shame its ducati but never mind

Isn't that a make of motorhome?? dunno
Seriously - well done gel! kiss
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Its to match his bike :doh: same colour and everythink, Chavtastic his and hers jackets!! redface
Thank you Nola and Choon kiss
a morning of unbridled orgasmic sex with my fwb :rascal: sillyhwoar: :wanker: blast biggrin
just yummy....and very wet too ;)
Quote by Bonedigger
a morning of unbridled orgasmic sex with my fwb :rascal: sillyhwoar: :wanker: blast biggrin
just yummy....and very wet too ;)

Blimey its snowing here lol
I had a good giggle today, when i brought some snow inside in a container to show my cats (neither have been out in snow before) being the curious animals that they are, one stuck its face right up to it, and had snow on its nose, she then kept sneezing and ran off, now everytime i pick up the container even though it no longer has snow in it, she runs a mile! Bless
My 5 year old dragging me out into the garden for her very first snowball fight :rose:
Quote by Freckledbird
Resonance lol

:thumbup:
Lots of things today!
1. SNOWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got some! Ok it may not last but took the kids out this evening and they were telling me to calm down and behave... Snow angels all over the park! It was great, loads of people in there having an absolute ball!
- We got a new puppy and I am so happy to report they are absolutely nuts. Just what I need.
3. Lovely comments : I read through the posts tonight and was genuinely touched by the lovely posts about me from so many kind and erotic folk. And lovely to hear from Freckled Bird whose succulent thighs I have admired silently for an awful while now.I'm so glad I have impinged on your conciousness positively and I hope you will still love me when I am stealing your sexy under-wotsits from your washing lines. (Except Mr Kent... I may pilfer his missus instead and blame it on asylum seekers...) ;-)
This is true! It's just been on Sky 3 this very second.
Mrs R is watching a programme about genealogy and a family who think they are linked in the past to a dynasty of royals and famous people... They've just gone to see Earl Spencer who has just stated this with a straight face...
"Genealogy is the second most important activity on the internet, after Pornography, and I think that is because people want to see how they come..."
Lots of things today!
1. SNOWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got some! Ok it may not last but took the kids out this evening and they were telling me to calm down and behave... Snow angels all over the park! It was great, loads of people in there having an absolute ball!
- We got a new puppy and I am so happy to report they are absolutely nuts. Just what I need.
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Did the family get the puppy to train Papa, or just to give him company? Have visions of Mr R bounding gleefully in the snow under the baleful gaze of a small Andrex doggy and several children doing the rolly-eyes thingy and feeling outdone...
Oh redface succulent? Never been said before about any bit of me. Well, not to my knowledge anyway!
Despite being stuck behind ejits who can't drive in an inch of snow in a 4x4, i quite enjoyed my drive into work in places

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Quote by Resonance
1. SNOWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got some! Ok it may not last but took the kids out this evening and they were telling me to calm down and behave... Snow angels all over the park! It was great, loads of people in there having an absolute ball!

Trouble with snowballs in the park is that you never know if they contain a dog turd. wink
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