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The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)
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Sex God
Quote by WitchyGarlic is better!
A misplaced string of onions...
And now I really am going to bed.
Not when you're dressing as a French car burgler- the smell might give you away
There are cars to be burgled too?!
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by WitchyGarlic is better!
A misplaced string of onions...
And now I really am going to bed.
Not when you're dressing as a French car burgler- the smell might give you away
There are cars to be burgled too?!
:giggle:
FFS.
Ha! I was thinking of your brothers.
:shock:
I only have one brother!!!
Or were you talking about my brother's car?!
:giggle:
Look, madam. I have a dodgy right wrist 
. I've been typing lazily. In your haste to mock the afflicted, you've made me type more. I hope that you can live with the knowledge that you've inflicted pain on someone.
I know have to go & gloss a door- in pain. Enjoy your day. Try to ignore the guilt. I'll get over it. In time.
:violin:
. I've been typing lazily. In your haste to mock the afflicted, you've made me type more. I hope that you can live with the knowledge that you've inflicted pain on someone. I know have to go & gloss a door- in pain. Enjoy your day. Try to ignore the guilt. I'll get over it. In time.
:violin:
Sex God
Getting a very unexpected windfall paid into my bank account and it is not a mistake :bounce:
Sex God
Quote by Ms_Whips
Getting a very unexpected windfall paid into my bank account and it is not a mistake :bounce:
lend me a tenna then tan, i'm going on my jollies tomorrow for five whole days and could do with some extra spending money!
will you have a blowout spend or be very sensible with it?
whips
Oh its getting saved for my jollies
Sex God
Quote by TanKinky
Getting a very unexpected windfall paid into my bank account and it is not a mistake :bounce:
Yay Tan :bounce: that's good news
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Driving home from work at 7am, freezing cold and very tired after a long night shift but knowing my bed and hot water bottle are waiting for me
That sounds brilliant... I think I want one of those, like now.
Sex God
I just had a proper blonde moment! 
:giggle:
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I just had a proper blonde moment!
:giggle:
Me too
I just rang a friend who's visiting tonight and her Mum answered the phone. They sound so much alike I thought it was my friend. Good job I didn't start going into detail about the male fb who's joining us tonight
:laughabove:
Sex God
The fact that it is the weekend: boy do I need a rest! 
hwoar: 