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The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)
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A mail :lol2:
I don't scare that easily
I don't scare that easily 
Quote by redpantherman
Sitting here with my Comic Relief red nose on. I look such a twat!
You look like a twat?
What about me?
Ive just been told wrapping my cock in a rolled up copy of the Beano & having a wank is not a part of Comic relief
I just spat my coffee all over the monitor then
Something this afternoon...
I went to let my two dogs out into the garden and as I was walking through I noticed a cat steathily creeping along the top of the wall as if it was about to pounce on something.
I let the dogs out (they don't usually chase cats) but this time the elder dog saw the cat and barked and the cat disappeared like lightning. It was then I noticed that on the ground was a decent sized frog which I am assuming the cat was about to pounce upon.
Eventually my two dogs noticed the frog and came over to it. Then it kind of did a half hop, to which both my dogs shat themselves and came sprinting inside the door.
I was well impressed with old Kermit, so I moved the frog onto the wall for next door so he has a chance to get in their pond and be safe from the cat and so he doesn't terrorise my dogs.
I went to let my two dogs out into the garden and as I was walking through I noticed a cat steathily creeping along the top of the wall as if it was about to pounce on something.
I let the dogs out (they don't usually chase cats) but this time the elder dog saw the cat and barked and the cat disappeared like lightning. It was then I noticed that on the ground was a decent sized frog which I am assuming the cat was about to pounce upon.
Eventually my two dogs noticed the frog and came over to it. Then it kind of did a half hop, to which both my dogs shat themselves and came sprinting inside the door.
I was well impressed with old Kermit, so I moved the frog onto the wall for next door so he has a chance to get in their pond and be safe from the cat and so he doesn't terrorise my dogs.
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Poor doggies, frightened by a frog. 
My 3 leg cat has just brought a mouse in for us 
My 3 leg cat has just brought a mouse in for us
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the delightfull sassy-seren
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A surprising manifestation when I said I liked somebody.
Awkward (3) and diminishing.
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Awkward (3) and diminishing.
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Coming out of a cafe at lunchtime a little boy of three or four shouting at the top of his lungs in the high street "I love you Mummy"
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One of the parents of a child in my class telling me that I'm a lovely woman 
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Quote by Freckledbird
One of the parents of a child in my class telling me that I'm a lovely woman
Were they drunk?
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
One of the parents of a child in my class telling me that I'm a lovely woman
Were they drunk?
Sod off!
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Made me smile
and think of Frecks :giggle:
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Put another coin in the old vitriola and we can all have a dance.
( Are you sure she wasnt collecting money for the PTA Frecks?)
( Are you sure she wasnt collecting money for the PTA Frecks?)
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Quote by Silk and Big G
( Are you sure she wasnt collecting money for the PTA Frecks?)
Bugger off! Sex God
Voila!
