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The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)

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northwest____cpl
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

Voila!

That viola would have been better were it violet.
Dirtygirly
Sex God
I have a violin I'm about to restore? Does that help? :giggle:
*has no idea what the joke is*
Unknown User
what has made me smile today.... ???
People who are virtually lovely. homonyms are wonderful.
foxylady2209
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
what has made me smile today.... ???
People who are virtually lovely. homonyms are wonderful.

Indeed - no place for homophobes in here.
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by northwest-cpl

Is that a virtual violet viola?
Or even a vitriolic virtual violet viola?
Unknown User
Quote by Dirtygirly
I have a violin I'm about to restore? Does that help? :giggle:
*has no idea what the joke is*

sound like a fiddle goin on to me wink wink
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anais
Sex God
All the Red Nose Day piccies :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by anais
All the Red Nose Day piccies :giggle:

biggrin Did you by any chance watch the Alan Sugar Red Nose Apprentice last night? now that made me smile... unbelieveable I know but I smiled!! lol lol
anais
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
All the Red Nose Day piccies :giggle:

biggrin Did you by any chance watch the Alan Sugar Red Nose Apprentice last night? now that made me smile... unbelievable I know but I smiled!! lol lol
Oh nooooo - I missed it. Forgot it was on!! Shall see if its on TV demand thing. Thanks for saying kiss
Unknown User
An unexpected night off from work tonight :happy: :bounce: :mrgreen:
Ukwineman
Orgasminator
spending an hour going through invoices and then adding it up and realising how much I'm owed :bounce:
Witchy
Sex God
The thought of riding something thrilling, sooner than expected :mrgreen:
lyns
Sex God
Two weeks to go :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Unknown User
Quote by lyns
Two weeks to go :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

cool
Unknown User
Quote by jaymar
Two weeks to go :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

cool
:cry: :cry: :cry:
damn work
Unknown User
Quote by Witchy
The thought of riding something thrilling, sooner than expected :mrgreen:

I take it we're not talking bikes or horses here? :giggle:
Unknown User
I am looking forward to getting a lizard tomorrow. It will be called Helen.
bouncy332
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I am looking forward to getting a lizard tomorrow. It will be called Helen.

ooo how lovely what sort are you getting?
Unknown User
Quote by bouncy332
I am looking forward to getting a lizard tomorrow. It will be called Helen.

ooo how lovely what sort are you getting?
a one called Helen wink
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I am looking forward to getting a lizard tomorrow. It will be called Helen.

Do they like it hot? fiery hot??
Mmmaybe
Warming the Bed
Quote by splendid_
I am looking forward to getting a lizard tomorrow. It will be called Helen.

Can she be your new avatar so we can all admire her?
Unknown User
Seeing the low lying mist over the fields and glorious sunshine as I was driving home from work at 7am biggrin
and finding out Blue Man Group are playing Cardiff in May!!!! I just GOTTA get tickets for that!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Unknown User
You're gonna think this is a bit of a strange one as the story doesn't seem like it's a 'smile today' story lol
My youngest lad has been going through a bit of a biting stage, which until today I thought had come to an end as he bit my oldest son.
After telling him off and a spell on the naughty step we all have a talk about it to say how wrong it is etc... where my oldest lad of 5 yrs, the biten one, came out with this:
"Mammy... why don't we let him kiss lots of girls, then his teeth will get wobbly and he won't be able to bite again"
Unknown User
My mum making meringues made us all laugh, esp when she picked up her glasses to read the recipe and poked herselfin the eye with them lol like the saying goes "if it not one thing its ya mother" rolleyes
Freckledbird
Sex God
A PM just made me rotflmao - because it was funny but true!
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Quote by Freckledbird
A PM just made me rotflmao - because it was funny but true!

lol x