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A shower in my parents bathroom and it absolutely rocked! :mrgreen:
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The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)
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Finding my bedroom under an inch of dust.
Now, how do I get 10 lbs of dust out of the hoover and into the bin without breathing most of it in? Bring back hoover bags!!!!!!!
Now, how do I get 10 lbs of dust out of the hoover and into the bin without breathing most of it in? Bring back hoover bags!!!!!!!
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My very happy single life, despite others' attempts to fuck it up 
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Quote by Freckledbird
My very happy single life, despite others' attempts to fuck it up
Nice one chickadee! :thumbup:
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Cherrytree's topical, timely and truely tasty avatar!
Genius!
Genius! Sex God
Son made tea - delish pork belly slices in 'everything in the cupboard' marinade and bombay potatoes. And the dishwasher is doing the washing up - heaven.
Oh, and rhubarb crumble awaits custard.
Oh, and rhubarb crumble awaits custard.
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Quote by flower411
Making Freckledbird laugh ... makes me smile
It`s probably cos I`m odd ...but then ...that`s possibly what makes her laugh !!!
Awwww that's a lovely thing to say
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Having dinner with my bestest friends two nights running! :mrgreen:
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A lie-in today.
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The fact that it's Friday and I'm off to a social tomorrow night :twisted:
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Quote by westerross
A lie-in today.
this is a lie-in? :shock: 
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Quote by Freckledbird
A lie-in today.
this is a lie-in? :shock:Agreed!!
7am to me is a lie in!!
Horny Ducks?
What would Hilda Ogden's wall look like after that eh?
One : Lovely chats with a lovely person, who is lovely (and hot).
Two : A possible quiz tonight on here, if I can be arsed
Three : It's Friday
Four : Discussions on a possible social/munch with a twist which I think sounds great but mainly I'm excited because I'm fed up of not being able to come to any others.
On the downside, I have slept funny and my neck hurts, I have ran out of coffee (and demerera), My dog has taken to sitting in a plant pot, digging and eating dirt and a tree (fix that Cesar)and my 9 year old daughter said to me this morning in an attempt to reconcile me and cheer me up, when I said I was old and creaking because of my neck "Daddy, you're not old... You just look old."
What would Hilda Ogden's wall look like after that eh?
One : Lovely chats with a lovely person, who is lovely (and hot).
Two : A possible quiz tonight on here, if I can be arsed
Three : It's Friday
Four : Discussions on a possible social/munch with a twist which I think sounds great but mainly I'm excited because I'm fed up of not being able to come to any others.
On the downside, I have slept funny and my neck hurts, I have ran out of coffee (and demerera), My dog has taken to sitting in a plant pot, digging and eating dirt and a tree (fix that Cesar)and my 9 year old daughter said to me this morning in an attempt to reconcile me and cheer me up, when I said I was old and creaking because of my neck "Daddy, you're not old... You just look old."
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Quote by Sarah
A lie-in today.
this is a lie-in? :shock:Agreed!!
7am to me is a lie in!!
Hehe - I went back to bed.
Starting 7 jobs in the garden and not finishing one! And I don't care.
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Quote by westerross
A lie-in today.
this is a lie-in? :shock:Agreed!!
7am to me is a lie in!!
Hehe - I went back to bed.
Starting 7 jobs in the garden and not finishing one! And I don't care.
.
Oooooo you rebel, you!
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Quote by Dawnie
Making rice crispie cakes with a 12 year old :smug:
The hundreds and thousands all over the kitchen aren't so good but his smile makes it worth it :thumbup:
Can you just bring some over to Angel's please? :rascal:
And some rice crispie cakes! :mrgreen:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Making rice crispie cakes with a 12 year old :smug:
The hundreds and thousands all over the kitchen aren't so good but his smile makes it worth it :thumbup:
Can you just bring some over to Angel's please? :rascal:
And some rice crispie cakes! :mrgreen:
I'm too scared of the pair of you
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Quote by Dawnie
Making rice crispie cakes with a 12 year old :smug:
The hundreds and thousands all over the kitchen aren't so good but his smile makes it worth it :thumbup:
Can you just bring some over to Angel's please? :rascal:
And some rice crispie cakes! :mrgreen:
I'm too scared of the pair of you
:giggle:
She's sleeping and I'm entertaining the kids! What's to be scared of?!
G'wan... you know you wanna feed me rice crispie cakes naked! :rascal:
Quote by Dawnie
Making rice crispie cakes with a 12 year old :smug:
The hundreds and thousands all over the kitchen aren't so good but his smile makes it worth it :thumbup:
We had an ice cream man commit suicide by funneling hundreds and thousands into his mouth.
Police say he topped himself.
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