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The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)

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Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Making rice crispie cakes with a 12 year old :smug:
The hundreds and thousands all over the kitchen aren't so good but his smile makes it worth it :thumbup:

Can you just bring some over to Angel's please? :rascal:
And some rice crispie cakes! :mrgreen:
I'm too scared of the pair of you rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
:giggle:
She's sleeping and I'm entertaining the kids! What's to be scared of?! dunno
G'wan... you know you wanna feed me rice crispie cakes naked! :rascal:
Stop taking my nakedness and using it against me :lol2: :lol2: That was private redface
But if you think rice crispie cakes would last the two hour drive, you are very mistaken :lol2:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
Making rice crispie cakes with a 12 year old :smug:
The hundreds and thousands all over the kitchen aren't so good but his smile makes it worth it :thumbup:

We had an ice cream man commit suicide by funneling hundreds and thousands into his mouth.
Police say he topped himself.
<coat mode on>
I can't believe you went to the effort of even typing that rolleyes :doh:
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
Making rice crispie cakes with a 12 year old :smug:
The hundreds and thousands all over the kitchen aren't so good but his smile makes it worth it :thumbup:

We had an ice cream man commit suicide by funneling hundreds and thousands into his mouth.
Police say he topped himself.
<coat mode on>
I can't believe you went to the effort of even typing that rolleyes :doh:
I'm bored and restless :mrgreen:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
I'm bored and restless :mrgreen:

Try playing tiddly winks then :giggle:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
Stop taking my nakedness and using it against me :lol2: :lol2: That was private redface
But if you think rice crispie cakes would last the two hour drive, you are very mistaken :lol2:

I'd rather you used your nakedness against me! :rascal:
And Angel says if you put them in the boot they will! :giggle:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly

Stop taking my nakedness and using it against me :lol2: :lol2: That was private redface
But if you think rice crispie cakes would last the two hour drive, you are very mistaken :lol2:

I'd rather you used your nakedness against me! :rascal:
And Angel says if you put them in the boot they will! :giggle:
You are both a pair of floosies and trying to lead me astray.
I'm a good girl, behave :angel:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie

Stop taking my nakedness and using it against me :lol2: :lol2: That was private redface
But if you think rice crispie cakes would last the two hour drive, you are very mistaken :lol2:

I'd rather you used your nakedness against me! :rascal:
And Angel says if you put them in the boot they will! :giggle:
You are both a pair of floosies and trying to lead me astray.
I'm a good girl, behave :angel:
What you doing Sunday? Meet halfway for lunch? :mrgreen:
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Another lie-in rolleyes
wink
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At least you slept rolleyes
Sarah
Sex God
I had a lie in this morning till 7am as well!!
It was fish pond cleaning day, but it is currently p****ing down with rain.
So off to sort out plan B. lol lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I had a lie in this morning till 7am as well!!
It was fish pond cleaning day, but it is currently p****ing down with rain.
So off to sort out plan B. lol lol

Can I be plan B and you can sort me out? :rascal:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I had a lie in this morning till 7am as well!!
It was fish pond cleaning day, but it is currently p****ing down with rain.
So off to sort out plan B. lol lol

I remember fish pond cleaning day last year. Are you on a fixed rota?
wink
Yer going to tell me you do it every two months now aren't you? :scared:
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My bestest friend safely delivering her first baby in the early hours today and despite him being a month early weighed in at a very healthy 8lb 8oz's
:happy: :bounce: :happy:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
What you doing Sunday? Meet halfway for lunch? :mrgreen:

We are spending tomorrow with the kids because they are moaning they haven't seen enough of me lately rolleyes
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I had a lie in this morning till 7am as well!!
It was fish pond cleaning day, but it is currently p****ing down with rain.
So off to sort out plan B. lol lol

I remember fish pond cleaning day last year. Are you on a fixed rota?
wink
Yer going to tell me you do it every two months now aren't you? :scared:
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All done, just refilling, 29 large Koi, Orfe, plus 12 or so very small fish from last years breeding!!plus one frog, did have 14 but they seem to have hopped it!!
It gets cleaned out twice a year, about now and then Sept / Oct time.
New UV bulb install £16 each :shock:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Angel's daughter asking if a song on the radio was about sex. Oh how I laughed. :giggle:
<<<< is glad to have a dog :mrgreen:
Freckledbird
Sex God
My daughter telling me that she wants a goth-style wedding and that I'll have to wear a corset smile
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
My daughter telling me that she wants a goth-style wedding and that I'll have to wear a corset smile

That will bea hardship you lol lol lol
bustylady40
Warming the Bed
Knowing We're going to see P!nk live tomorrow :thrilled:
Axl Rose in tight white shorts..... :eeek:
I'm such a perv :smile2:
Unknown User
Quote by bustylady40
Knowing We're going to see P!nk live tomorrow :thrilled:
Axl Rose in tight white shorts..... :eeek:
I'm such a perv :smile2:

Or Pink in tight white shorts :twisted:
bustylady40
Warming the Bed
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Knowing We're going to see P!nk live tomorrow :thrilled:
Axl Rose in tight white shorts..... :eeek:
I'm such a perv :smile2:

Or Pink in tight white shorts :twisted:
ooooooooo, now you are talking redface
westerross
Sex God
The dispelling of a misunderstanding and a beautiful friend, who I hope is feeling a bit better as a result.
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essex34m
Sex God
Quote by westerross
The dispelling of a misunderstanding and a beautiful friend, who I hope is feeling a bit better as a result.
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Yes thank you, my cough has pretty much gone, thank you very much for your caring and understanding.
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
The dispelling of a misunderstanding and a beautiful friend, who I hope is feeling a bit better as a result.
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Yes thank you, my cough has pretty much gone, thank you very much for your caring and understanding.
smackbottom *tuts* Yes, tune - ignore essex - I'm fine thank you; feeling much better. And I understand now, the lingerie wasn't yours, it was your 'friend's'. Say no more. :twisted:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
The dispelling of a misunderstanding and a beautiful friend, who I hope is feeling a bit better as a result.
.

Yes thank you, my cough has pretty much gone, thank you very much for your caring and understanding.
smackbottom *tuts* Yes, tune - ignore essex - I'm fine thank you; feeling much better. And I understand now, the lingerie wasn't yours, it was your 'friend's'. Say no more. :twisted:
So, whose were the boots then?
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
The dispelling of a misunderstanding and a beautiful friend, who I hope is feeling a bit better as a result.
.

Yes thank you, my cough has pretty much gone, thank you very much for your caring and understanding.
smackbottom *tuts* Yes, tune - ignore essex - I'm fine thank you; feeling much better. And I understand now, the lingerie wasn't yours, it was your 'friend's'. Say no more. :twisted:
So, whose were the boots then?
Oh ffs woman, for tune's sake, I thought we were never mentioning the boots! :shock: :doh:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
The dispelling of a misunderstanding and a beautiful friend, who I hope is feeling a bit better as a result.
.

Yes thank you, my cough has pretty much gone, thank you very much for your caring and understanding.
smackbottom *tuts* Yes, tune - ignore essex - I'm fine thank you; feeling much better. And I understand now, the lingerie wasn't yours, it was your 'friend's'. Say no more. :twisted:
So, whose were the boots then?
Oh ffs woman, for tune's sake, I thought we were never mentioning the boots! :shock: :doh:
Ooops, naughty me redface
They weren't PVC though - so it's OK to mention them, I reckon.
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
The dispelling of a misunderstanding and a beautiful friend, who I hope is feeling a bit better as a result.
.

Yes thank you, my cough has pretty much gone, thank you very much for your caring and understanding.
smackbottom *tuts* Yes, tune - ignore essex - I'm fine thank you; feeling much better. And I understand now, the lingerie wasn't yours, it was your 'friend's'. Say no more. :twisted:
So, whose were the boots then?
Oh ffs woman, for tune's sake, I thought we were never mentioning the boots! :shock: :doh:
Ooops, naughty me redface
They weren't PVC though - so it's OK to mention them, I reckon.
redface redface I've never been so understood!! redface redface
I can keep the lingerie can't I??
I know a nice pair of boots...... :twisted:
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