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The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)

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meat2pleaseu
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No... I still have two legs, one is just a bit fucked. :cry:
:therethere:
Filthy PM's welcomed! :rascal:
i'd never dream of sending such filth innocent
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funny PM's lol
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Still... I can go home tonight and not go back over the door until Tuesday! The only problem is, I think my mojo has come back and I'm now rifling through the ads looking at big cocks and I suspect that's just a bigger torment! rolleyes
Filthy PM's welcomed! :rascal:

So long as you're happy to accommodate then you could be in for a fun weekend at home :twisted: wink
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My new avatar makes me chuckle
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
No... I still have two legs, one is just a bit fucked. :cry:
:therethere:
Filthy PM's welcomed! :rascal:
i'd never dream of sending such filth innocent

Course not... and I don't have a big bum! rolleyes wink
Quote by poshkate

Still... I can go home tonight and not go back over the door until Tuesday! The only problem is, I think my mojo has come back and I'm now rifling through the ads looking at big cocks and I suspect that's just a bigger torment! rolleyes
Filthy PM's welcomed! :rascal:

So long as you're happy to accommodate then you could be in for a fun weekend at home :twisted: wink
OMG! Are you kidding me? They'd get battered to death with a crutch if they came anywhere near my cankle!!! lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
No... I still have two legs, one is just a bit fucked. :cry:
:therethere:
Filthy PM's welcomed! :rascal:
i'd never dream of sending such filth innocent

Course not... and I don't have a big bum! rolleyes wink

If my memory is correct (cos it's been way too long since i saw you last) you have a perfectly delicious derriere :lickface:
noladreams
Sex God
Hot boys :bounce:
Cheeky PMs :bounce:
And the promise of filth to follow! :bounce:
Freckledbird
Sex God
My son telling me that his dad's g/f stinks - apparently someone in work said it the other day when she walked past. lol
Witchy
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Sex-on-legs neighbour managing to embarrass me with the word "mammaries" lol
Unknown User
finding empty packets of tables in my son's room :shock:
and when 'googling' them realising they are tablets for wind. rolleyes (that I bought him)
Dirtygirly
Sex God
My home delivery shopping! :giggle:
I've never had my shopping delivered before. I thought I'd make gingered chicken with noodles tonight but when you put in the weights, it doesn't really give you a lot of options when you order stuff like that on the website. redface
So I now have enough ginger to make gingered chicken for all of you! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
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Quote by Dirtygirly
My home delivery shopping! :giggle:
I've never had my shopping delivered before. I thought I'd make gingered chicken with noodles tonight but when you put in the weights, it doesn't really give you a lot of options when you order stuff like that on the website. redface
So I now have enough ginger to make gingered chicken for all of you! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

Count me in i'm hungary....i'll bring wine biggrin
Witchy
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
finding empty packets of tables in my son's room :shock:
and when 'googling' them realising they are tablets for wind. rolleyes (that I bought him)

Has he been to Ikea?
Reacher Wrote:
Count me in i'm hungary....i'll bring wine icon_

I'm Croatia, pleased to meet you!
Sorry- there must be something in the water!
lol
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Quote by Witchy
finding empty packets of tables in my son's room :shock:
and when 'googling' them realising they are tablets for wind. rolleyes (that I bought him)

Has he been to Ikea?

he he he... I was still a little tense when I wrote it. You know I meant tablets. rotflmao
Witchy
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
finding empty packets of tables in my son's room :shock:
and when 'googling' them realising they are tablets for wind. rolleyes (that I bought him)

Has he been to Ikea?

he he he... I was still a little tense when I wrote it. You know I meant tablets. rotflmao
'course you did. Keep taking the tablets- drop leaf or cantilever, either will be fine wink
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It's a lovely day and I'm off for a good walk up the hill with my bestest mate. biggrin
noladreams
Sex God
Shopping for stockings... and maybe shoes! :happy:
Dawnie
Sex God
Spending last night with some good friends and two long phone calls. Both to wonderful sexy ladies :rose: :rose:
Sorry for hogging your phone Woohoo kiss
noladreams
Sex God
Naughty thoughts... about hot boys... and meets! :rascal:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
The birds nest under my toilet. It's kinda cute hearing them twittering when I go to the loo! It's under the floor boards though, just before the wisecracks start! wink
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Quote by Dirtygirly
The birds nest under my toilet. It's kinda cute hearing them twittering when I go to the loo! It's under the floor boards though, just before the wisecracks start! wink

Peewits? dunno lol
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That little round thing in the sky :shock:
peeped its head out from the black cloak of doom and gloom and smoke gnurled rain above us yesterday :shock:
yep its called the sun :welcome:
paid a visit to us in Leicestershire for about 2 hours around 8 am then dissapeard ??? like gordon brown saying theres shoots of recovery ?
ahhhhh long hazy days pina colada woman on yer arm ,
a figmant of dreams xxxxxxx
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
.....
Freckledbird
Sex God
This weekend: motorhomes and camping (yes, I know!), mud, horses, barbecues, headlights and men on bicycles lol
Oh, and the friends who were with me when I was laughing and smiling smile
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My boyfriend sneaking a birthday cake into our local swingers club last night and everyone singing happy birthday to ickle ole me lol
Thank you to all i had a great time xxxx
Unknown User
Another date with a lovely ( vanilla ) guy and things looking up biggrin
Witchy
Sex God
An old mate who's about to step back in & look around...he's been missed passionkiss
And spending time with someone specific without throwing up. redface
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Quote by Witchy
An old mate who's about to step back in & look around...he's been missed passionkiss
And spending time with someone specific without throwing up. redface

a round of applause for that woman!!
noladreams
Sex God
Series 2 of The Wire... starting in about 40 mins on BBC 2 :bounce:
Stringer Bell *swoon* :inlove: