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My vanilla! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I got me one of those too. S'great innit? :mrgreen:
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Sex God
Your 2 been on the ice cream then??
:bounce:
:bounce:
Sex God
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Your 2 been on the ice cream then??
:bounce:
Something like that! :rascal:
Sex God
Finally finished digging over the back lawn. Only took 5 weeks. Next step is smoothing and seeding. My hands are exhausted - I can hardly grip my mug. Unfortunately a rotavator wasn't possible cos of the thousnads of rocks in the soil.
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my little boy on his 6th birthday, carefully following a diagram on his lego, to complete his chosen vehicle....he looked so studious and so much older than 6!
Awwww! Bless! Just don't stand on the fecking thing :taz:
Kff30
PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 11:24 pm Post subject:
getting over a hundred texts and 5 phone calls from a very very special lady who i will get to hold tomorrow when i see her
Double aww!
As for me, yesterday it was the konami code, today- snaffleup. It's like freecycle, but it works! :bounce:
Sex God
I hope the 150+ text lady has a good mobile tariff! 
No seriously, apart from that, what made me smile today was forum fun last night! I really enjoyed seeing lots of folk posting and some great banter and threads.
:thumbup: Let's do it again soon!
No seriously, apart from that, what made me smile today was forum fun last night! I really enjoyed seeing lots of folk posting and some great banter and threads.
:thumbup: Let's do it again soon!
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the fact i am not back in work until 26th May
my new psycho, bolshy scared of nowt including my two other cats kitten called Poppy, aka hellcat
my ex boss meeting me for lunch for my birthday and continually saying, i cant believe you are 40! lol
cake toppers!
Earthy xxx
How many volunteers have you had to eat your pussy?
Sex God
Congrats Choon!
My car is on ebay and it's going for WAY more than I expected!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Shoes and holidays!! :mrgreen:
My car is on ebay and it's going for WAY more than I expected!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Shoes and holidays!! :mrgreen:
Sex God
:thumbup: Nice one DG!
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Passed a new car wash that had two signs.
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed
Sex God
Poetry. And talented people.
Humbling, really.
But all smile-inducing!
Humbling, really.
But all smile-inducing!
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
Passed a new car wash that had two signs.
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed
The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
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Passed a new car wash that had two signs.
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed
The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
You had to try it didn't you Dave?
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Quote by davej
A stippled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
Ah don't know Dave it could be classed as braille ah suppose and help those with bad eyesight out a lot.
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Passed a new car wash that had two signs.
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed
The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
You had to try it didn't you Dave?
What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth it.
Quote by davej
Passed a new car wash that had two signs.
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed
The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
You had to try it didn't you Dave?
What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth it.
Serves you right for being a cheapskate but the mother of the grandkids must have been thrilled with the hour's peace she got during the dot-to-dot session :giggle:
Quote by davej
Passed a new car wash that had two signs.
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed
The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
You had to try it didn't you Dave?
What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth the bruises raise, creating a wonderful combination of pensioner-bubblewrap?
same room popping?
lp
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Passed a new car wash that had two signs.
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed
The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
You had to try it didn't you Dave?
What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth the bruises raise, creating a wonderful combination of pensioner-bubblewrap?
same room popping?
lp
Ewww that sounds gross :shock:
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Passed a new car wash that had two signs.
Cars washed £4
Pensioner day Wednesday £2
Had visons off all the Pensioners queing up on Wednesday, stripped bollock naked getting sponged down and then pressure washed
The local authority should stop them. Pressure washing pensioners could leave them with bruising from the thousands of droplets. A stipled pensioner is an unhappy pensioner.
You had to try it didn't you Dave?
What can I tell ya, guilty as charged and whilst thousands of small, dot shaped bruises, over the body might keep the grand children happy for an hour, joining them up with a felt tip pen to make a picture of a smiling Giraffe riding in a roller coaster car, I still reckon it aint worth the bruises raise, creating a wonderful combination of pensioner-bubblewrap?
same room popping?
lp
Ewww that sounds gross :shock:
It is gross, but worth about 400,000 hits on you tube. Lets not dismiss it.
A pressure washed, stiple rolled, body popping pensioner could make it onto Oprah.
Sex God
Those pressure washing facilities at garages look an awful lot like bus shelters.
I can just imagine half-a dozen OAP's queued up waiting for the Number 3 only to discover it's a brisk soaping, wheel scrub and Turtle Wax. :giggle:
I can just imagine half-a dozen OAP's queued up waiting for the Number 3 only to discover it's a brisk soaping, wheel scrub and Turtle Wax. :giggle:
