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The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)
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Quote by Dawnie
Finding a really big bucket just in the nick of time! :mrgreen:
Can I borrow it please?
Me next :lol2:
Sure... although I think it needs washed out for round two! :giggle:
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Quote by Kff30
the sun shinning all day long waking up and making love to my wonderful beautiful girl friend and then after going out for a bit coming back and seeing her face light up when i walked in. its nice being happy for once lol
maybe its cause ur so brilliant and make me happy babes xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
lol ty hunny but i think a few are taking the micky out of us now lol cant help it if im happy its nice to have some one who loves me x x x
So go spend time together instead of talking on here
Purple bug/Phoenix is also happy
Just so you know.
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Quote by Dawnie
Finding a really big bucket just in the nick of time! :mrgreen:
Can I borrow it please?
Me next :lol2:
Sure... although I think it needs washed out for round two! :giggle:
I don't mind sloppy seconds, but only because its you and I love you till my toes curl
:giggle:
Awwwwwww... you say the cutest things! :inlove:
I'll let you love me till your toes curl as long as you let me rub them better for you after.
:giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
Finding a really big bucket just in the nick of time! :mrgreen:
Can I borrow it please?
Me next :lol2:
Sure... although I think it needs washed out for round two! :giggle:
I don't mind sloppy seconds, but only because its you and I love you till my toes curl
:giggle:
Awwwwwww... you say the cutest things! :inlove:
I'll let you love me till your toes curl as long as you let me rub them better for you after.
:giggle:
Anything for you DG
One of the managers at work sent an email to three of us that was very inappropriate but it was so funny that I thought I would wet myself laughing
Once the guy next to me found out, he was dropping hints so badly that I actually had to leave the office and walk outside for 5 minutes
When we leave the office we have to press a really large green button for the door to be able to open. One of the guys thought someone has pressed it and walked full speed into the door almost falling to the floor. I still have the giggles now
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Being told to apply for two promoted posts at work. Even if I get neither, nice to feel like I'm being considered at that level. 
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Quote by noladreams
Being told to apply for two promoted posts at work. Even if I get neither, nice to feel like I'm being considered at that level.
Nice one :thumbup:
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The large balloon dog in Night at the Museum 2 which I saw earlier :P
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Quote by Cubes
The large balloon dog in Night at the Museum 2 which I saw earlier :P
Hello Newbie!
I detect a connection! :idea:
:giggle:
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Fibber! :giggle:
What made me smile today... a very smiley skiving afternoon in chat with really good company!
What made me smile today... a very smiley skiving afternoon in chat with really good company!
Quote by anais
The large balloon dog in Night at the Museum 2 which I saw earlier :P
How long as Mr Cubes been keeping you in the Sauna???
Welcome and congrats on your first post
I didn't know she'd escaped! I've put her back in and locked the door now!
I might let her out if she's really, really nice to me. ;-)
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Quote by Cubes
The large balloon dog in Night at the Museum 2 which I saw earlier :P
How long as Mr Cubes been keeping you in the Sauna???
Welcome and congrats on your first post
I didn't know she'd escaped! I've put her back in and locked the door now!
I might let her out if she's really, really nice to me. ;-)
How can she be nice to you if she is locked in a cupboard??
welcome cubette 
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Quote by Sarah
The large balloon dog in Night at the Museum 2 which I saw earlier :P
How long as Mr Cubes been keeping you in the Sauna???
Welcome and congrats on your first post
I didn't know she'd escaped! I've put her back in and locked the door now!
I might let her out if she's really, really nice to me. ;-)
How can she be nice to you if she is locked in a cupboard??
welcome cubetteDepends on whether Cubes is locked in with her.
Welcome Cubette - what a fab name!
I should've suggested Angelica call herself Tunette.
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I was out with friends in the early hours with a huge bunch of vanilla friends with a wide range of lifestyles and backgrounds.
We decided to pay a visit to the local gay night club cos the atmosphere is great and the music is fabulous. A couple of the guests ,"straight professional" types ( although I hate labels it gets the message across) were quite intimidated by the prospect. Having decided to stay sober I witnessed a wonderful discussion about what they could do to avoid being chatted up by the blokes at the club and the advisability/respectability of this endeavour. The discussion was generally good natured and not in my view homophobic simply misinformed. At one point one of the "straight professionals" suggested that they pretended to be a gay couple in the hope that this would stave off any predators. The look of horror on the other chaps face as he strove manfully and drunkenly to explain why he thought this was a bad idea without offending anybody was comedy at its best.
Eventually a few folk allayed the fears of a few others and we all arrived at the club safely. When we arrived the first thing that happened was that a young incredibly attractive and scantily clad woman who wasnt part of our group ran across the room and smothered one of the "straight professionals (horror face)" in hugs and kisses. Once he had recovered sufficiently I said in jest "blimey mate I reckon you have pulled". He laughed like a drain when he revealed that the kiss smotherer was a trainee administrator at the accountancy firm where he was a partner and their only previous contact had been polite greetings in the lift. It took me a good twenty minutes to persuade him that contrary to his belief this chance meeting would probably do his reputation at work the power of good.
I bloody love people me.
We decided to pay a visit to the local gay night club cos the atmosphere is great and the music is fabulous. A couple of the guests ,"straight professional" types ( although I hate labels it gets the message across) were quite intimidated by the prospect. Having decided to stay sober I witnessed a wonderful discussion about what they could do to avoid being chatted up by the blokes at the club and the advisability/respectability of this endeavour. The discussion was generally good natured and not in my view homophobic simply misinformed. At one point one of the "straight professionals" suggested that they pretended to be a gay couple in the hope that this would stave off any predators. The look of horror on the other chaps face as he strove manfully and drunkenly to explain why he thought this was a bad idea without offending anybody was comedy at its best.
Eventually a few folk allayed the fears of a few others and we all arrived at the club safely. When we arrived the first thing that happened was that a young incredibly attractive and scantily clad woman who wasnt part of our group ran across the room and smothered one of the "straight professionals (horror face)" in hugs and kisses. Once he had recovered sufficiently I said in jest "blimey mate I reckon you have pulled". He laughed like a drain when he revealed that the kiss smotherer was a trainee administrator at the accountancy firm where he was a partner and their only previous contact had been polite greetings in the lift. It took me a good twenty minutes to persuade him that contrary to his belief this chance meeting would probably do his reputation at work the power of good.
I bloody love people me.
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Quote by benrums0n
Gotta say FB I do like your siggy.
Good innit?
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The "scum" getting relegated
