Painting my nails.
Oh ffs... I'm even boring myself now! :doh:
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Quote by noladreamsIf you need someone to bore you.....
Painting my nails.
Oh ffs... I'm even boring myself now! :doh:
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Quote by Witchy
Manipulation
Saucy! You'll go blind!
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Some lovely pm's with ?
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Getting my kitchen tiled out - it looks FAB. Shame I can't text the pics from my mobile to my laptop.
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Having something confined by Mr Kent on a thread here to the anals of history
It sounds like part of a pornographic quotation from the end of an episode of "I'm Sorry I haven't a clue"...
"As the erect phallus of time plunges into the anals of history and the spurtings of fate caress the firm cheeks of destiny..."
"I have to go now as Samantha has taken to wearing a Burka, she loves parading along the seafront with her slot highly visible to all and sundry. While there she stopped for ice cream and can currently be found trying to lick the nuts off a large Neapolitan, if only she could get it in her slot first."
It sounds like part of a pornographic quotation from the end of an episode of "I'm Sorry I haven't a clue"...
"As the erect phallus of time plunges into the anals of history and the spurtings of fate caress the firm cheeks of destiny..."
"I have to go now as Samantha has taken to wearing a Burka, she loves parading along the seafront with her slot highly visible to all and sundry. While there she stopped for ice cream and can currently be found trying to lick the nuts off a large Neapolitan, if only she could get it in her slot first."
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Quote by __random_orbit__
good tune!
lp
What did I do??
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Good for you!
Pole dancing?
Pole dancing?
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've got an interview at for a job I really REALLY want! :mrgreen:
Hope all went well and you got the job, fingers crossed for you.
Thanks, We'll see but keep it ALL crossed just in case!
Oi, this is a swingers site...some parts should remain firmly uncrossed :rascal:
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Quote by Resonance
Having something confined by Mr Kent on a thread here to the anals of history
It sounds like part of a pornographic quotation from the end of an episode of "I'm Sorry I haven't a clue"...
"As the erect phallus of time plunges into the anals of history and the spurtings of fate caress the firm cheeks of destiny..."
"I have to go now as Samantha has taken to wearing a Burka, she loves parading along the seafront with her slot highly visible to all and sundry. While there she stopped for ice cream and can currently be found trying to lick the nuts off a large Neapolitan, if only she could get it in her slot first."
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Cubes.
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Sending the most inappropriate anniversary card to my parents! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Warming the Bed
Having had botox and dermafil treatment yesterday rushed to mirror,ah great no lesley ash lookalike staring back at me,big smiles xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Staggy's "that London" thread - the memories of the sketch that started it being called "that London"... it was chucklesome when it first started.
