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The What Has Made You Smile Today Thread :)
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Quote by winchwench
A PM from Cherry,
Now there's a coincidence :inlove: :bounce:
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finding out someones ok :bounce: even when they don't answer your texts 
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Fuzzy walnuts 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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my very very firstest ever 'no nonsense, no beating around the bush, in your face "i'd like to meet you and fuck your brains out" PM from a gorgeous lady who i've been hankering after for a very long time.
:bounce: :inlove:
my GOD how bloody refreshing, lovely and endearing was that.
probably shouldn't have posted this but i just felt that it might induce others to do the same and then just maybe some actual real life shagging might ensue
ahem, sorry
normal services will resume as soon as I learn how to land cloud nine 
oh and whinchy, don't even try ok? no threat or inducement will come close, discretion is my middle name so don't even go there
:bounce: :inlove:
my GOD how bloody refreshing, lovely and endearing was that.
probably shouldn't have posted this but i just felt that it might induce others to do the same and then just maybe some actual real life shagging might ensue
ahem, sorry
normal services will resume as soon as I learn how to land cloud nine oh and whinchy, don't even try ok? no threat or inducement will come close, discretion is my middle name so don't even go there
Quote by Pete_sw
my very very firstest ever 'no nonsense, no beating around the bush, in your face "i'd like to meet you and fuck your brains out" PM from a gorgeous lady who i've been hankering after for a very long time.
:bounce: :inlove:
my GOD how bloody refreshing, lovely and endearing was that.
probably shouldn't have posted this but i just felt that it might induce others to do the same and then just maybe some actual real life shagging might ensue
ahem, sorry
oh and whinchy, don't even try ok? no threat or inducement will come close, discretion is my middle name so don't even go there
Tough luck, cowboy........my agile mind's already there!
:flipa: :flipa:
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Being called 'very attractive'
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Quote by splendid_
Being called 'very attractive'
who said that to you FB ? tell me and I will kick them for you.
Cheeky bugger!
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Quote by Bonedigger
finding i have the same taste in wallpaper as one of the forum 'elite':lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock:
There's an 'elite'?? :shock:
where? showus, can we take pics and are we allowed to feed em nuts? :rascal:
LOL i like to bandy that term about as every now and again someone will start a rant about how the forum has an elite that are allowed to do as they please/are favoured/are part of a special circle/blah blah blah....
when all they really mean are established members who have been here so long they are part of the furniture, kinda like an old couch
come to think of it there hasnt been one for a while :lol:
nah Im only jealous cos im not one of em....but u can feed me your nuts anyday pete :rascal:
when all they really mean are established members who have been here so long they are part of the furniture, kinda like an old couch
come to think of it there hasnt been one for a while
:lol:nah Im only jealous cos im not one of em....but u can feed me your nuts anyday pete :rascal:
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Quote by winchwench
finding i have the same taste in wallpaper as one of the forum 'elite'
Having seen the said wallpaper....
Not mine is it :shock: nah cant be i aint in the elite and my wallpaper aint posh enough for ol boneys tastes :lol:
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Quote by Bonedigger
me....posh
that was in the days when i could afford wallpaper
now i just give the kids a packet of crayons and let em loose :lol: :lol:
Oh dont i banned one of my sons friends recently for drawing all over the spare bedroom walls
in pen!which had been decorated a matter of days in £20 a roll wallpaper :x
me bitter
nah!! Quote by TanKinky
me....posh
that was in the days when i could afford wallpaper
now i just give the kids a packet of crayons and let em loose :lol: :lol:
Oh dont i banned one of my sons friends recently for drawing all over the spare bedroom walls
in pen!which had been decorated a matter of days in £20 a roll wallpaper :x
me bitter
nah!!There would have been a suspiciously child-shaped bulge in the fecking paper if that had been me!!!!
Quote by TanKinky
me....posh
that was in the days when i could afford wallpaper
now i just give the kids a packet of crayons and let em loose :lol: :lol:
Oh dont i banned one of my sons friends recently for drawing all over the spare bedroom walls
in pen!which had been decorated a matter of days in £20 a roll wallpaper :x
me bitter
nah!!Surely that's what the woods and a shovel are for?
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Quote by Bonedigger
nah Im only jealous cos im not one of em....but u can feed me your nuts anyday pete :rascal:
:shock: bloody hell :shock:
changing that aftershave certainly seems to have done the trick
:inlove:And I think you very very quickly settled in to become an integral part of the furniture, though I'd hesitate at calling you and old couch :scared:
more like an intriguing Bust :rascal:
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A couple of friends from the fetish scene have announced they have gotten engaged :-)
