Quote by Firestorm_09
getting a new job yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
:happy: so pleased for you hun xxxx
ty fire xxxxxx
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Orgasminator
Helping someone without them finding out about it, , try it daily. . not as easy as it sounds.
Sexlightened
Someone was doing something in front of the webcam and the maid walked in on her... biggest laugh of the afternoon. 
Sex God
Some lovely text messages from someone who is really special and lovely (even if they dont consider themselves to be)
Sex God
Gardening, Meaty style!
1. has a flower- it's a flower
2. has no flower and isn't a bush- it's a weed so rip it out of the ground
3. its in the way and has thick roots- remove it with a hatchet :twisted:
1. has a flower- it's a flower
2. has no flower and isn't a bush- it's a weed so rip it out of the ground
3. its in the way and has thick roots- remove it with a hatchet :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Gardening, Meaty style!
1. has a flower- it's a flower
2. has no flower and isn't a bush- it's a weed so rip it out of the ground
3. its in the way and has thick roots- remove it with a hatchet :twisted:
Glad I'm not the only lunkhead then!
Last month I done the same... filled half a wheelie bin with the weedy looking buggas I did :bounce:
:rpm cannot find the beat the big man chested I am proud emote:
However it did occur to me to leave just one... coff coff... ahem
ops: ...er ...weed in situ coz I was puzzled as to why I had so many of the same type 
A few days later I passed an allotment (fuck me, me ring piece never felt the same after that :oops
& with a slack jaw I spied my weeds sporting the most gawjusly pinky purple thru to violetey colours! :doh:
rpm shall step away from the garden!
Sexlightened
Would now be a good time to mention I do half of my gardening with a sword?
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Gardening, Meaty style!
1. has a flower- it's a flower
2. has no flower and isn't a bush- it's a weed so rip it out of the ground
3. its in the way and has thick roots- remove it with a hatchet :twisted:
Thats better than Tan style gardening
Has a flower - its a weed get rid
Has no flower - its also a weed get rid
Its in the way - burn it/chop it/ send in mad child with some pretend toy weapon that will thoroughly get rid
Looks like grass with lots of none flower things in - chuck some bleach down
Looks like a stump - used to be a bush/tree/flower that said mad child has already dealt with
Either that or go for a wild garden that lots of wildlife visits (until the council complains) then take a heavy duty strimmer to the lot treating with bleach afterwards :smug:
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
Gardening, Meaty style!
1. has a flower- it's a flower
2. has no flower and isn't a bush- it's a weed so rip it out of the ground
3. its in the way and has thick roots- remove it with a hatchet :twisted:
Alternatively,concrete the lot, ultra low maintenance.
I will eventually, it's just the crappy attempt at a front garden left by the previous soon as i've done a few more jobs i'm going to find someone to do me a free drive (well i say free- i'm attempting to make use of the barter system
) 
Sex God
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Gardening, Meaty style!
1. has a flower- it's a flower
2. has no flower and isn't a bush- it's a weed so rip it out of the ground
3. its in the way and has thick roots- remove it with a hatchet :twisted:
Thats better than Tan style gardening
Has a flower - its a weed get rid
Has no flower - its also a weed get rid
Its in the way - burn it/chop it/ send in mad child with some pretend toy weapon that will thoroughly get rid
Looks like grass with lots of none flower things in - chuck some bleach down
Looks like a stump - used to be a bush/tree/flower that said mad child has already dealt with
Either that or go for a wild garden that lots of wildlife visits (until the council complains) then take a heavy duty strimmer to the lot treating with bleach afterwards :smug:
DG style gardening: employ a cute gardener! :thumbup:
Sex God
More lovely text messages and acceptance
Sex God
I have just seen the weather on BBC South. She was wearing a purple night dress.
Can anyone tell me if it is going to rain?
Can anyone tell me if it is going to rain?
Sex God
I just been approached by a very nice lady who said, "Hello John, I have,t seen you in years."
I get a kiss on the cheak. Without stopping she reminds me of things.
The only thing is my name is not John.
I get a kiss on the cheak. Without stopping she reminds me of things.
The only thing is my name is not John.
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
I want to shout it from the hilltops cos its taken me 9 yrs but ............
Ive finally passed my exams and am now qualified and fully chartered yay!!!!!! :happy: :happy:
Congratulations chick! Does this mean you can cook the books now too then?!
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
I want to shout it from the hilltops cos its taken me 9 yrs but ............
Ive finally passed my exams and am now qualified and fully chartered yay!!!!!! :happy: :happy:
Well done
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
I want to shout it from the hilltops cos its taken me 9 yrs but ............
Ive finally passed my exams and am now qualified and fully chartered yay!!!!!! :happy: :happy:
Does that mean you are going to start counting?
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
I want to shout it from the hilltops cos its taken me 9 yrs but ............
Ive finally passed my exams and am now qualified and fully chartered yay!!!!!! :happy: :happy:
Well done Earthy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Well done Earthy, clever girl!
Smiles from yesterday to celebrate the life of someone special.
And a smile at meeting someone who is as lovely as her username suggests
Smiles from yesterday to celebrate the life of someone special.
And a smile at meeting someone who is as lovely as her username suggests
