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the words tell of at least 30 pictures

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Tonight I decided to do something about the 5 year old profile picture, looked out a see through shirt, practised a pose, realised that the last three years of dance classes HAS done something to the stomach muscles... WOO HOOOO.. but the weight gain due to stopping smoking is all oooop top. (I must I must reduce the bust)
Looked out the camera, set the timer....and 30 odd photos of my retreating back, the dogs tail, a very blurry ghost like image, etc. I have given up.
I remembered going through the same process last time and eventually had to ask a special friend to act as photographer.
As all of my current friends are the PTA, Boden shopping type (who was it said yummy mummy is a middle class way to say Milf?innocent)so probably need to drink a few bottles of wine together before I ask for that favour!
Has anyone any advice, on taking your own picture? Now trying to use my phone because after the 30 images taken earlier the battery is dead! :crazy:
Ask some one in South Wales on this site to help you out, or some one who visits over there to wink
Does your camera have the usual timer? If so, it really is just a case of being very patient and rejecting many till you get the right one (less time than contacting someone else etc.)
My problem at the moment, is that my browser will not upload them!
Plim wink
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Thanks for the advice folks, I'v charged the battery and will try again this evening. however I cant get Brucie's suggestion out of my mind.... where's me coatbolt
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Thanks for the advice folks, I'v charged the battery and will try again this evening. however I cant get Brucie's suggestion out of my mind.... where's me coatbolt
mmmmmm I wonder how long it would take me to drive to your local "Tescos" and lurk ???
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Thanks for the advice folks, I'v charged the battery and will try again this evening. however I cant get Brucie's suggestion out of my mind.... where's me coatbolt
mmmmmm I wonder how long it would take me to drive to your local "Tescos" and lurk ???
Just got home, the curtain was missing :eeek:
HJ! smackbottom
I have a camera !!
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I have a camera !!

Aww thank you John, If Id known you were there to lend me your camera Id not have run away... bolt