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So ladies....hands up if your fed up with your partner constantly begging you for anal sex,trying to slip it up there when your having sex and then saying "sorry i must have slipped"......well i think its about time to turn it around.......so its time to start pestering them for anal ladies get them vibrators,dildos and strap-ons out of the draw and encourage your husbands "whats good for you is good for them"......give them a taste of penetration!! :twisted:
Well a worm ain't gonna do 'em any good is it!!
Quote by da69ve
So ladies....hands up if your fed up with your partner constantly begging you for anal sex, . . . . . .

Erm - point of order Mr da68ve.
Not being a massive fan of such activities, I've (in the past) been nagged until I lost my hard to "give it to the brown star fish"
Oh - and I freely admit to being screamish. For both the giving or receiving bolt
*Please note the "in the past" comment before the dickheads start PMing Mk IV asking to bum-fuck her while I'm sat on the sub's bench, or sending her cock shots in case she's not being "taken care of" rolleyes
Quote by dambuster
So ladies....hands up if your fed up with your partner constantly begging you for anal sex, . . . . . .

Erm - point of order Mr da68ve.
Not being a massive fan of such activities, I've (in the past) been nagged until I lost my hard to "give it to the brown star fish"
Oh - and I freely admit to being screamish. For both the giving or receiving bolt
*Please note the "in the past" comment before the dickheads start PMing Mk IV asking to bum-fuck her while I'm sat on the sub's bench, or sending her cock shots in case she's not being "taken care of" rolleyes
You have PM lol :lol:
Quote by Osmosis
So ladies....hands up if your fed up with your partner constantly begging you for anal sex, . . . . . .

Erm - point of order Mr da68ve.
Not being a massive fan of such activities, I've (in the past) been nagged until I lost my hard to "give it to the brown star fish"
Oh - and I freely admit to being screamish. For both the giving or receiving bolt
*Please note the "in the past" comment before the dickheads start PMing Mk IV asking to bum-fuck her while I'm sat on the sub's bench, or sending her cock shots in case she's not being "taken care of" rolleyes
You have PM lol :lol:
Dare I read it :shock: :scared: :bolt:
Quote by dambuster

*Please note the "in the past" comment before the dickheads start PMing Mk IV asking to bum-fuck her while I'm sat on the sub's bench, or sending her cock shots in case she's not being "taken care of" rolleyes

You have PM lol :lol:
Dare I read it :shock: :scared: bolt
Go ahead and read it Dammie!
....and while you're doing that, I'll "take care" of HLB :rascal:
Quote by da69ve
your not screamish are you tune?

No I ain't but you try sticking a worm into a retentive orifice and I'll get back to ya in about a year or so!! lol :lol:
Quote by westerross
your not screamish are you tune?

No I ain't but you try sticking a worm into a retentive orifice and I'll get back to ya in about a year or so!! lol :lol:
Now about a gerbil then?
Quote by da69ve
your not screamish are you tune?

No I ain't but you try sticking a worm into a retentive orifice and I'll get back to ya in about a year or so!! lol :lol:
Now about a gerbil then?
As long as it's teeth're pointing in the right direction you might.... just might get away with that!!
Quote by da69ve
So ladies....hands up if your fed up with your partner constantly begging you for anal sex,trying to slip it up there when your having sex and then saying "sorry i must have slipped"......well i think its about time to turn it around.......so its time to start pestering them for anal ladies get them vibrators,dildos and strap-ons out of the draw and encourage your husbands "whats good for you is good for them"......give them a taste of penetration!! :twisted:

I tried that ... unfortunately he enjoyed it confused
Anymore bright ideas lol
Quote by da69ve
your not screamish are you tune?

No I ain't but you try sticking a worm into a retentive orifice and I'll get back to ya in about a year or so!! lol :lol:
Now about a gerbil then?
Don't forget the shrink wrap :shock:
Quote by da69ve
So ladies....hands up if your fed up with your partner constantly begging you for anal sex,trying to slip it up there when your having sex and then saying "sorry i must have slipped"......well i think its about time to turn it around.......so its time to start pestering them for anal ladies get them vibrators,dildos and strap-ons out of the draw and encourage your husbands "whats good for you is good for them"......give them a taste of penetration!! :twisted:

:thumbup:
The people I fraternise with would think it was their birthday if I suggested that!
Anyway, I've just had a hideous experience with a dildo and an arse hole..... all I can say is make sure you keep hold of the end cos if it gets sucked up there... It looked to be rather uncomfortable! redface not to mention difficult to remove.
bolt
Mmmmmmmmmm yes please!!!! Are you reading this Lorna?