the worst replyed uv ever had

4 May 2006

shame on you!
H.x

4 May 2006

Quote by dambuster
I've got no winks left for today

Your my hero lol

I'm too scared to wink at anyone :lol:
Hope your on the mend biggrin

4 May 2006

Quote by H-x

shame on you!
H.x

That's very kind of you H.
for I have none wink

:thumbup: Devon. Good days and bad, but getting there. i can manage a little rumpitypumpity most days if we work out the positions and logistics first, so it can't be allbad :wink:

5 May 2006

Scrap my last post.....
Just got this "gem"! rolleyes

Reply back and i'll send a pic of me with ring dougnuts on my cock...
he is a pic, have a guess on how many i can put on??

5 May 2006

Could have been worse, could have been polos.
H.x

5 May 2006

What a waste of good food!!!!

5 May 2006

Quote by winchwench
Scrap my last post.....
Just got this "gem"!
Reply back and i'll send a pic of me with ring dougnuts on my cock...
he is a pic, have a guess on how many i can put on??

No idea, but I hope he doesnt work at Greggs :shock:

5 May 2006

Quote by Osmosis
Scrap my last post.....
Just got this "gem"!
Reply back and i'll send a pic of me with ring dougnuts on my cock...
he is a pic, have a guess on how many i can put on??

No idea, but I hope he doesnt work at Greggs :shock:
No he works for spunkin' donuts ......... I'll get me coat bolt

5 May 2006

Quote by winchwench
Scrap my last post.....
Just got this "gem"!
Reply back and i'll send a pic of me with ring dougnuts on my cock...
he is a pic, have a guess on how many i can put on??

Think I would have replied with.....
"Sod the cock, just send me the doughnuts!"
Mmmmm....doughnuts
Les x

5 May 2006

Quote by couple_ne2000
Scrap my last post.....
Just got this "gem"!
Reply back and i'll send a pic of me with ring dougnuts on my cock...
he is a pic, have a guess on how many i can put on??

Think I would have replied with.....
"Sod the cock, just send me the doughnuts!"
Mmmmm....doughnuts
Les x
Fight ya for them! :sparring: Unless theyre the "spunkin doughnuts" of course! rotflmao

6 May 2006

I had a classic today
Hi Sassy, nice profile.
What size are your tits?
Do you have big nipples?
Do you have a shaved pussy?
Needless to say HE won't be getting a shag from me! rolleyes

6 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I had a classic today
Hi Sassy, nice profile.
What size are your tits?
Do you have big nipples?
Do you have a shaved pussy?
Needless to say HE won't be getting a shag from me!

Damn it!!

Rewrites email for Sassy lol

Hi Sassy..........

7 May 2006

Quote by southukcouple
I had a classic today
Hi Sassy, nice profile.
What size are your tits?
Do you have big nipples?
Do you have a shaved pussy?
Needless to say HE won't be getting a shag from me!

Damn it!!

Rewrites email for Sassy lol

Hi Sassy..........
:giggle: Hi hunni kiss

7 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I had a classic today
Hi Sassy, nice profile.
What size are your tits?
Do you have big nipples?
Do you have a shaved pussy?
Needless to say HE won't be getting a shag from me!

some real smooth talkers on the site huh?
anyhow... im definately gonna put some effort into a mail im gonna send u....
ill be back when ive had some sleep..................
wink

10 May 2006

heres one i got today someone viewed my profile
Shame you're 108 otherwise i'd want to meet up and see if your poor rendition of poetry extends to john Donne
... or we could just fuck!

13 May 2006

Well blow me, *I* got a POEM as a reply!!!!
The subject box was 'fuck me' rolleyes

Here's the bard at work:

Hi there jo nice nipples you've got
i'd suck on those beauties all night
then licking your pussy i'll make you real hot
before fucking your pussy so tight.
Maybe then you could suck on my cock
while i buried my face in your snatch
soon my dick would be hard as a rock
then my beautiful load i'd dispatch.

13 May 2006

Replies that are full of text speak.

13 May 2006

Some muppet messaged me with some rather graphic details of what he'd like to do, to which I replied No way ! He replied again saying that all he wants to do is f*ck me senseless but still got arsey when I didn't drop my pants for him. rolleyes

Needless to say he's about 21 and probably wouldn't know what to do with a real woman if she had instructions tattooed on her arse! . What part of 'f*ck off' do you think he didn't understand? :giggle:

13 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
. . . . . with a real woman if she had instructions tattooed on her arse! . :giggle:

Is that an optional extra these days, and does it include a map to that clit (????) thing you girls keep whittering on about ? :shock:

13 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
What part of 'f*ck off' do you think he didn't understand?

........presumably, the "off" bit!!