The Worst Title Ever For A Porn Film...

Sex God

0 likes 28 Sep 2007

Its actually quite a good film, shows lots of DP redface

or so Ive been told ....
not that I would ever watch something like this ...
totally degrading, disgusing, and full of sex ....
or so Ive been told surprised

ops: :oops:

mazandden

Sex God

0 likes 28 Sep 2007

Surely you've heard that expression before!??!?!?!
wink

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 28 Sep 2007

Quote by mazandden
Surely you've heard that expression before!??!?!?!

Even I've heard it, and I've led such a sheltered life! biggrin

:angel:

mazandden

Sex God

0 likes 28 Sep 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Surely you've heard that expression before!??!?!?!

Even I've heard it, and I've led such a sheltered life! biggrin

:angel:
I am truly shocked!!!!!!!!
I only heard because a big bad boy told me..........

Unknown User

0 likes 28 Sep 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Even I've heard it, and I've led such a sheltered life! :angel:

TuT!

I have never heard of it and believe it or not, never bought a porn film in my life, downloaded a couple of short clips from the internet though :twisted:
Tony wink

mazandden

Sex God

0 likes 28 Sep 2007

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Even I've heard it, and I've led such a sheltered life! :angel:

TuT!

I have never heard of it and believe it or not, never bought a porn film in my life, downloaded a couple of short clips from the internet though :twisted:
Tony wink

Tell me you have had the pleasure of 'youporn' before???!!!!
Easiest DIY material ever!!!!
M xx

MikeNorth

Sex God

0 likes 28 Sep 2007

Quote by de_sade
What's the worst, most ridiculous, or inappropriate title for a porn film you have ever seen..?

If you're talking awful puns, I think my answer is:
David Cop-a-feel
Dickman and Throbbin'
rolleyes

dekntan

Sex God

0 likes 28 Sep 2007

tan does tartlepool
oh no that aint in the shops yet redface

debbie does dallas always makes me laugh
we have 2 called thunderbirds 1 and thunderbirds 2 ffs erm just hope the kids never find the disks :shock:

Unknown User

0 likes 28 Sep 2007

Quote by mazandden
Tell me you have had the pleasure of 'youporn' before???!!!!
Easiest DIY material ever!!!!
M xx

Not youporn no as never heard of it but Sharaza holds a great library of naughty clips :twisted:
Tony wink

veejay

Orgasminator

0 likes 29 Sep 2007

Quote by de_sade
It's a film called "One in the Pink, One in the Stink"

It might be silly, but it describes the theme accurately :twisted:

tmann

Sex God

0 likes 29 Sep 2007

I would not even open a thread about porn let alone look at a porn film. redface

Unknown User

0 likes 29 Sep 2007

I know it's slightly different but has anyone watched the DVD (readily available on the shelves at a well known DVD rental store cool

) called "9 songs"
It was apparently the first proper movie of it's kind to show masturbation and cum shots and the actors had full on sex.
It is rather naughty but it isn't classed as a porn movie. wink

dekntan

Sex God

0 likes 29 Sep 2007

Quote by jaymar
I know it's slightly different but has anyone watched the DVD (readily available on the shelves at a well known DVD rental store ) called "9 songs"
It was apparently the first proper movie of it's kind to show masturbation and cum shots and the actors had full on sex.
It is rather naughty but it isn't classed as a porn movie.

i have no idea how it passed the broadcastig standards or what ever the laws for that sort of thing is but any one wants to borrow it my pm box is that way

Unknown User

0 likes 29 Sep 2007

Quote by varca

debbie does dallas always makes me laugh

I did Dallas recently :lol2: Doesn't quite have the same ring... Varca Does Dallas....
Varca does Vegas :giggle:
Have you been to Vegas?
The furthest id get would be, Louise does redface

Lewisham (its down the road btw) :giggle:
Louise xx

MikeNorth

Sex God

0 likes 29 Sep 2007

Quote by jaymar
I know it's slightly different but has anyone watched the DVD (readily available on the shelves at a well known DVD rental store ) called "9 songs"
It was apparently the first proper movie of its kind to show masturbation and cum shots and the actors had full on sex.
It is rather naughty but it isn't classed as a porn movie.

Excellent film, saw it a while ago. Will I be hated if I do this? :
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/365364.html#365364

Unknown User

0 likes 30 Sep 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
I know it's slightly different but has anyone watched the DVD (readily available on the shelves at a well known DVD rental store ) called "9 songs"
It was apparently the first proper movie of its kind to show masturbation and cum shots and the actors had full on sex.
It is rather naughty but it isn't classed as a porn movie.

Excellent film, saw it a while ago. Will I be hated if I do this? :
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/365364.html#365364
I was more turned on my watching this film than if I'd been watching a porn movie. I much prefer to watch erotic movies than hard core/moan over porns.

Freckledbird

Sex God

0 likes 30 Sep 2007

Quote by jaymar
I much prefer to watch erotic movies than hard core/moan over porns.

They're worse when the moans don't match the mouth movements or other actions!
Allegedly redface

Unknown User

0 likes 30 Sep 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

I much prefer to watch erotic movies than hard core/moan over porns.

They're worse when the moans don't match the mouth movements or other actions!
Allegedly redface

I know! it's so horrible words prevail me. Give me an amateur erotic movie anytime where you know the people are truly enjoying themselves rather than enjoying the pay cheque at the end of it. cool