the wrong impression

31 Dec 2003

Ok well I have done it again I have given out the wrong impression i have made people believe i am looking for a relationship, :shock: I am not I am looking for friends and the odd sexual contact and that is all. I might be overly friendly but that is how I am, I could be "alright love fancy a shag" but I am not. I am me you either like me or you don't you either think I am looking for a g/f or just sex its your choice. I have not meant for that impression to be given but it has so I am sorry. This is so I can make myself clear I am looking for friends to have fun with if that involves sex then that is great but that is all I am looking for. I hope that this clears up the facts alittle I will try to ease off a touch.......... Its not easy getting this right.

1 Jan 2004

Aw - so you don't want to marry me, then? :cry:
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1 Jan 2004

Hiya Gary
I must have missed you somewhere in the process of you joining and me being busy. I usually say Hi to everyone from my neck of the woods so a big HI!!!
I looked at your ad. It's sorta along the right lines... but it lacks a little something. It's a very hard thing to do humour well... and even harder to successfully make oneself the butt of the joke and come out the other end looking sexually irresistable. But it's a 1000% improvement on the "Gizza Shag" approach that we all know and love.
How's about you replace the photo in your ad with one of you talking to a wilting plant?
Hope you make some great friends here... I know I have!
Hxx

1 Jan 2004

Quote by Heather
How's about you replace the photo in your ad with one of you talking to a wilting plant?

And then change your nick to halitosisman and you've cracked it!! biggrin

Seriously though, try breaking your ad into smaller paragraphs to make it easier to read.