The wrong plugs

2 May 2012

Sometimes, just sometimes, I wish my brain would catch up faster than my mouth.
Tonight I went into the dining room, where there was a number of family members all sat around discussing the finer art of gardening and their new purchases. I went to make a brew when I heard Alex talk about her new buy of a box of plugs (small plants that garden centres send through the post.)
I loudly ask "How many butt plugs do you get in a box?"
Talk about hearing a pin drop ffs :eeek:
As I made a hasty retreat into the living room I hear an innocent voice say "Whats a butt plug?"
I thought I would leave Alex to explain that one bolt

Dave_Notts

2 May 2012

Bit late now butt;

3 May 2012

I would have thought your family would be use to you by now! lol

3 May 2012

I once did something similar, getting all coffuffled about swinging and sex related things.
I was in a meeting at work, and have to admit, I felt totally out of my depth with the conversation and it was showing. During one of the breaks, some of the attendee's where talking about a local shop being broken into and having around £50,000 in goods and cash taken. I decided to join in the conversation and said how suprised I was that a Porn shop had so much stock, only for one of them to pipe up it was a Pawn shop.
Quick exit for me redface