themepark for swingers

4 Aug 2005

hi guys i had an idea yesterday about building a theme park for swingers....
i wud get a large countryside area and build a huge erection around it (a wall for the less intellectually gifted amongst us lol)....
it wud have many different areas to explore, the highlight of which wud be a carpark for dogging activities which wud require a secret handshake type thing to use like the freemason fraternity......
u wudnt even need a dog (how bizzare)..... wink

anyway does any one hav any good ideas for rides in my park and do any aged multimillionaires have a spare Â£10 million to invest in the ULTIMATE adult theme park adventure. i was thinking of calling it flaSWINGo land and placing it between malton and pickering on the A161???
so wud anyone visit this utopian swinging heaven......
PS free tickets for the first 206 replies (sorry numbers must be limited due to huge demand) :shock:

4 Aug 2005

Nah!

:lol:
Needs a bit more thought to entice me :twisted:

4 Aug 2005

ur hard to please but then u are a member of the fairer sex....
how about the corkSCREW rollercoaster
the D cups instead of tea cups....
come on guys help me out.... :cry:

4 Aug 2005

Quote by steanrachy
i wud get a large countryside area and build a huge erection around it (a wall for the less intellectually gifted amongst us lol)

That word means 'would'
(for the less intellectually gifted amongst us)

4 Aug 2005

my fingers are hurting so i txt typd lol

4 Aug 2005

Quote by steanrachy
my fingers are hurting so i txt typd lol

Text type gives some people a headache and they can't be arsed to read it/answer to it. Might explain lack of responses? biggrin

4 Aug 2005

oow u are a bit hostile freckle bird, an here was I thinking this forum was a happy friendly environment in which to air and discuss ones serious and non-serious views?? am i wrong???
im not really worried by lack of response tho the theme park may not be everybody's cup of tea after all..... wink

4 Aug 2005

Quote by steanrachy
oow u are a bit hostile freckle bird, an here was I thinking this forum was a happy friendly environment in which to air and discuss ones serious and non-serious views?? am i wrong???
im not really worried by lack of response tho the theme park may not be everybody's cup of tea after all.....

No, no - not trying to be hostile. Text speak is really quite difficult for some people to read, I was just saying you might get a more favourable response to your posts if you typed real words. You know, like in English.
It didn't get a good response yesterday in dogging either did it? lol

4 Aug 2005

sure id go why should kids have all the fun... i want a shag train instead of a ghost train be in the dark hands everywhere And come out smiling not screeming hehe

4 Aug 2005

there goes my bloody cantonese night classes out the window then......
i was wondering if i would get any responses at all really so i appreciate ur imput, myfiancee and i have been posting on this site for a while and have had loads of people wasting our time so thought we would amuse ourselves witht the theme park idea....
PS its amazing the psychological power u women have over us men u have got me typing in my most clear and concise english script......

4 Aug 2005

Quote by steanrachy
there goes my bloody cantonese night classes out the window then......
i was wondering if i would get any responses at all really so i appreciate ur imput, myfiancee and i have been posting on this site for a while and have had loads of people wasting our time so thought we would amuse ourselves witht the theme park idea....
PS its amazing the psychological power u women have over us men u have got me typing in my most clear and concise english script......

Have I? :shock:

4 Aug 2005

Quote by debz4u
sure id go why should kids have all the fun... i want a shag train instead of a ghost train be in the dark hands everywhere And come out smiling not screeming hehe

What would be wrong with you coming out screaming? wink

4 Aug 2005

thanks debz im gonna go ahead now and build this damn thing, ul be getting my first golden free ticket i feel like willy wonky....

4 Aug 2005

u mst crtnly hav freckle bird spk soon bi 4 now lol pmsl an all that text spk shiaaaaat.....

4 Aug 2005

Quote by steanrachy
u mst crtnly hav freckle bird spk soon bi 4 now lol pmsl an all that text spk shiaaaaat.....

Please do me ( and others ) a favour! Use plain English, not text speak. I am not dyslexic, but others on this site are, and for me, it makes it harder to understand what you are trying to say. Text speak is fine on a mobile, where one is limited to the space they have for their message - on a forum, like this, no such restriction applies, and the attitude is " If you cannot be bothered to type something in English ( even if it is mis-spelled by dyslexia ) then why should I be bothered to try and read it? " Like a lot of things in life....treat others as you would want to be treated - and text speak is a bug-bear for a lot of people, and I have reached my limit.
Thank you.

4 Aug 2005

smoker jim my friend please remove the smoke from your eyes and read a little further up the page, u will see this is a little joke reference an earlier freckle bird post about.....
funnily enough the very same topic

4 Aug 2005

if i cud be bothered carrying on this convo i wud but i rly cant as im tired an wud like a cup of tea an a fag, mbe smokerjim wud loan me one????

4 Aug 2005

For food would you have a FINGER buffet?
Shall I get me coat now?? dunno

4 Aug 2005

kin ell text talk huh

4 Aug 2005

Quote by steanrachy
if i cud be bothered carrying on this convo i wud but i rly cant as im tired an wud like a cup of tea an a fag, mbe smokerjim wud loan me one????

Sorry, still can't understand what this one reads dunno

:dunno: - can you translate that ( and your other posts ) into English - or something like it? :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork:

4 Aug 2005

I can think of some good uses for candy floss smile

Angel
(hater of text speak - and don't even get me started on apostrophes!)

4 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
I can think of some good uses for candy floss
Angel
(hater of text speak - and don't even get me started on apostrophes!)

Oh I think I love you lol

4 Aug 2005

ooh I've found a friend biggrin

:happy:

4 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
I can think of some good uses for candy floss
Angel
(hater of text speak - and don't even get me started on apostrophes!)

That is worth loving...but what is it with apostrophes ( sorry to get you started - but I have got to know ) is it their use....or their abuse?

4 Aug 2005

it's the fact that nobody seems to know how to use them any more!
it makes me mad, it does, it just really makes me mad banghead

there's an apostrophe protection society website apparently - I might join. I think they go out after dark with tipex and pens and put right all the terrible signs there are everywhere
"potatoe's" is one of the worst I have seen this week -
the potato's what?
the what belonging to the potato?
You really shouldn't have got me going on this! :jagsatwork:

4 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
ooh I've found a friend :happy:

join the punctuation, spelling and grammar brigade.
Levellers are cool :thumbup:

4 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
it's the fact that nobody seems to know how to use them any more!
it makes me mad, it does, it just really makes me mad
there's an apostrophe protection society website apparently - I might join. I think they go out after dark with tipex and pens and put right all the terrible signs there are everywhere
"potatoe's" is one of the worst I have seen this week -
the potato's what?
the what belonging to the potato?
You really shouldn't have got me going on this! :jagsatwork:

Sorry, sorry - I do feel more or less the same as you, just not a militantly ( perhaps I should ). I would invite you over for a coffee, like debz4u and Kit in other threads, but I'm going to bed soon...do mind waiting till tomorrow? I'll be on all night, see you later :thumbup: :yinyang:

4 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
there's an apostrophe protection society website apparently - I might join. I think they go out after dark with tipex and pens and put right all the terrible signs there are everywhere

Nothing to do with apostrophes..........but a hand-written sign scrawled on a wall near me says "No parkin"..............just when I fancied a piece of cake as well lol

:lol:
Perhaps they have some biscuits instead :lol: :lol: :lol:

4 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
ooh I've found a friend :happy:

join the punctuation, spelling and grammar brigade.
Levellers are cool :thumbup:
Bev is SH's resident P,S,a,G Brigadier General! lol
kiss

:kiss: :kiss: to Bev and :salute:

4 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
ooh I've found a friend :happy:

join the punctuation, spelling and grammar brigade.
Levellers are cool :thumbup:
Bev is SH's resident P,S,a,G Brigadier General! lol
kiss

:kiss: :kiss: to Bev and :salute:
Ooooooooooo I'm not, I'm just one of the brigade :lol: