Theoretical problem

23 Nov 2004

theoretically speaking ....
suppose you make a promise not to drink the wine ..... but the temptation is so great? and theroetically speaking suppose the cork breaks in the neck of the bottle and drops into the wine bottle whilst you are sneaking a glass? How does one get away with cheating .....????
this is of course theoretical
redface

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23 Nov 2004

go buy another bottle, drink it all then put that cork in the 1st bottle after you've topped it up from the 2nd after you've fished out the cork :shock: :twisted: :twisted:

23 Nov 2004

Buy another bottle no idea how to get a cork out of the bottle
Molly xx

23 Nov 2004

Ummm... you could:
1) Buy a new bottle of wine and sink the rest of the 'broken one'
2) As soon as he walks in the door say 'Honey, i've poured you a lovely glass of wine, how about a back rub?'
3) Invite a friend you're not keen on over and blame them!
wink

Mxxx

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Alexandra
if youcan'tget the half cork out - you have to push it in!

It's already theoretically fallen into the wine ... hence giving away that I stole a glas of wine :shock:
PPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAh Phooey it's not been the best of days anyway .....
Some good excuses so far though ..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

23 Nov 2004

Say you were practicing your fellatio technique - wanting to improve your suction abilities... the cork came half out and you were so frightened that you might choke, you bit it in two.

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
Say you were practicing your fellatio technique - wanting to improve your suction abilities... the cork came half out and you were so frightened that you might choke, you bit it in two.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
he'd definitely be suspiscious then :shock:
LMAO

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
Say you were practicing your fellatio technique - wanting to improve your suction abilities... the cork came half out and you were so frightened that you might choke, you bit it in two.

I was going to try suggesting something sensible, but I don't think this idea can be topped!

23 Nov 2004

So you've opened a bottle of wine that you shouldn't have and in doing so, you have broken the cork and the broken part of the cork is floating inside the wine bottle....
hhhmmm:.......
let old davej think a mo............:blink
nope...yer fLucked!!

23 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
So you've opened a bottle of wine that you shouldn't have and in doing so, you have broken the cork and the broken part of the cork is floating inside the wine bottle....
hhhmmm:.......
let old davej think a mo............:blink
nope...yer fLucked!!

theoretically fLucked ?????
Dave .. I may have missed the explanation but why are there two hinges in your avatar? and should we expect two brackets in easy's or warwick's avatars soon????

23 Nov 2004

Yes you probably did miss it Calista,
I've decided to change my avatar periodically to things that I like or that I think are very usefull. For the moment my chosen thing is.......the hinge!
.....and yes fLucked theoretically.....I stand corrected as I'm sure your only asking on behalf of a freind who may face this problem at some time in the future :shock:

23 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
Yes you probably did miss it Calista,
I've decided to change my avatar periodically to things that I like or that I think are very usefull. For the moment my chosen thing is.......the hinge!

o ..... k..... in a place where most people are unhinged I can definitely see the usefullness in your avatar ... great thinking ...... unfortunately the AUP bans me from thinking along the same lines as your great self redface

Quote by davej
.....and yes fLucked theoretically.....I stand corrected as I'm sure your only asking on behalf of a freind who may face this problem at some time in the future :shock:

See I knew we thought along the same lines ;) ;) ;) ;)

23 Nov 2004

You could just say that you decided to drink it and then turn on the charm wink

Theoretically of course

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
You could just say that you decided to drink it and then turn on the charm
Theoretically of course

Ahhh but that would be too easy Clare!
I need a bit of foreplay before my spanking ................
theoretically :twisted:

23 Nov 2004

Then get the foreplay then say that you drank the wine lol