Therapy

25 Jun 2004

After realising i had an addiction i now feel stronger and able to continue to use this forum safe in the knowledge that i can leave whenever i choose(i just choose not to)
I was seriously in denial then it dawned on me that perhaps i did have an addiction and i needed to take serious action to help me to over come this.
I underwent therapy and feel now that i am over my addiction as i know i can leave any time i choose.
So i'd like to hereby offer free therapy for any of you who feel you also have an addiction which you need to over come.
I have been deemed qualified to assist you all in this and will do my upmost to help in any way you will need me.
I have set up this office just to help you all with your needs,i have got a leather couch for you to lie upon,close your eyes and just let it all out.
It is a private intimate office and anything you tell me will be completely confidential.
It may be a bumpy ride ahead for all of us,but together we'll get through it.
I will wait here for my first patient,come on be brave........
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

Hello Doctor...I have this erm kink which is slightly embarrassing...?

25 Jun 2004

Me too... do you think that we have the same one wink

25 Jun 2004

Quote by rocky horror
Hello Doctor...I have this erm kink which is slightly embarrassing...?

Right i need you to lie down and tell me all the details so i can help.
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

Well it is kind of a bit of a weird one and you may laugh and I get all embarrassed...no one is listening up against the wall are they?

25 Jun 2004

Quote by rocky horror
Well it is kind of a bit of a weird one and you may laugh and I get all embarrassed...no one is listening up against the wall are they?

Nobody listening here mate. wink

Oh BTW can you hurry it up a bit I'm gagging to get on Clares couch. :twisted: rolleyes

25 Jun 2004

Righ Rocky and Easy your both just gonna have to let it all out so i can help you both,now a big deep breath and.....
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

can i come and laugh.. i mean listen?

25 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
can i come and laugh.. i mean listen?

Tut Tut,this is a serious place for people to confront their problems
(keep it to yourself but there is a twoway mirror in there,the little room which you can sit in to watch has been soundproofed so you can laugh as loud as you like)
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

OK as it's just me and you Clare, I keep having these uncontrolable, torid fantasies about a gorgeous brunette who dresses like a secrate.................
*eyes Clare up and down*
I think maybe a little aversion therapy may be in order here. :mrgreen: wink

:twisted:
Are those stockings by the way? :rascal: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

25 Jun 2004

Right Easy,
Firstly well done for letting that out,i realise how difficult that was for you.
Secondly i think that the only way to get these fantasies out of your mind is to realise them,and hope that reality is as good as fantasy.
(of course suspenders,what else?? wink

)
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
OK as it's just me and you Clare, I keep having these uncontrolable, torid fantasies about a gorgeous brunette who dresses like a secrate.................

Hmmm I have the same problem, do you do group therapy? whip

25 Jun 2004

Quote by sussexguy
Hmmm I have the same problem, do you do group therapy?

Possibly,perhaps need to start charging for this though confused

Clare,xxx

25 Jun 2004

Ooooooooo,
Clare does GROPE therapy. biggrin

ME ME ME ME ME :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can I go first pleeeeeeeeease. biggrin

*cough-cough* this is SH, you're not allowed to charge. :P

25 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
Ooooooooo,
Clare does GROPE therapy.
ME ME ME ME ME :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can I go first pleeeeeeeeease.
*cough-cough* this is SH, you're not allowed to charge. :P

To start with you really do need to learn to read whats there and not what you wish was there!!! rolleyes

As far as charging goes,i guess ill just have to ask for repayment in kind :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
As far as charging goes,i guess ill just have to ask for repayment in kind :twisted: :twisted: :twisted::

OK how long do I get for a passionkiss

and a

:
Oh and have you got change for a grope. :P

25 Jun 2004

Bloody cheek of it,
Well perhaps it may take a week or two :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

i have been sent by the GMC to check things are going according to procedure here... will someone show me around?

25 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
i have been sent by the GMC to check things are going according to procedure here... will someone show me around?

" Im Afraid Busty"
(Clare shouts from inside her office)
"that i have a session in progress"
(giggle giggle)
"at the moment,i think youll have to come back"
(Naughty boy i was going to keep the suspenders on!!)
"later on if you want me to show you around"
"or make that a week or two" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

Yep, we're at a crucial stage of my therapy and anyone coming into the office could cause a..........erm.................serious adverse affects to my treatment.

25 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
anyone coming into the office could cause a..........erm.................serious adverse affects to my treatment.

and serious effects to your sentence structure??? lol

25 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
anyone coming into the office could cause a..........erm.................serious adverse affects to my treatment.

and serious effects to your sentence structure??? lol

That well as.
Bollox. Now look what's happened. evil

Clare I'm having a relapse. I think we need to increase the intensity of the treatment. :shock: biggrin

25 Jun 2004

Its your treatment Easy,you choose the level of intensity biggrin

Clare,xxx

25 Jun 2004

Sorry Claire hes sodded off to the GFZ lol

25 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
Sorry Claire hes sodded off to the GFZ

Does that mean your my next patient?
Come on lie down and tell me your problems...
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

OI.

Get off me you clot. evil

I'm not that kind of boy (well not for the money you're offering ducky)
Sorry Clare I fell asleep waiting for you to come back.
Well I suppose now he's here we may as well have a group session. rolleyes

I'll get a bottle of wine and some lube from the GFZ

25 Jun 2004

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
GROUP SESSION,
A reall chance for me to show my skills biggrin

Clare,xxx

25 Jun 2004

Clare do you fancy a glass of wine before we sta..................
*looks down to see trousers already round his ankles*
OOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
so we're skipping the drink then. :mrgreen: :twisted:

25 Jun 2004

Claire...
I had to go and check the rooms next door to make sure it was clear...
i kind of have this ink, where i get lady friends to strip naked, and go to the end of the room...kneel on the floor with their heads under the carpet whilst I sit back, with pipe and slippers reading the times. When they get fed up and moan at me for being a pratt and doing nothing, i show them I have shit in their handbag...
Am I a naughty boy and what do you think I should do to curb my pleasures???

25 Jun 2004

Errr sorry Rocky old pal, Clare's a bit busy at the mo blast

What you should do is use the shit as fertiliser for the garden and don't worry too much about it. It's not like it's anything really strange. dunno

Each to their own I say. wink