It was huge! :eeek:
What shell we do???
no what i am going to do
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There are mice in the cafe eeeeeeeeeeeeek
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hellppppppppppppppppppppppppp
It was huge! :eeek:
What shell we do???
no what i am going to do
Oh thats right debbiewebs... you discover it , scream and run , then f**k off to leave us to deal with it!.. Well im not!! Im following you... Budge up!!
....i mean these withdrawal symptoms make you see all type's of from what you want to see 
Quote by Riff Raff
Are you sure it wasn't a capybara, Debbiewebbs ?
It is the largest extant rodent, being about 3 feet long and half that in height.
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I think you'll find that most members have mice as opposed to capybara. Don't go making them feel inferior now, my love.
Sex God
Quote by celticq
It was running up some one trousers!
Probably won't want to use one of these then
Edited as an after thought some guys I know might think that was a good idea.
Maybe we need a (kit)kat to sort out the mouse?
Quote by beebeep
so is that my bacon saved then,, i'll stop with the hi-jack, where has the mice gone then??? are they still swinging around someone leg?
Well the Elephant sew it!.......and the Elephant has bolted with fright....... knocking sarge tin hat over on it way out the door!...Yuk..... And now the mouse..is heading toward Sarge office :eeek:
Can some one pick up sarge tin hat up for me............. as i am busting
: upps to late
Sex God
calm down....calm down you sure it was a mouse now come on think about it ...you've been looking at surryblokes beard havn't you, plus the old nicotine isnt there anymore, see the image might just be in your head, you saw something move and ...Bingo!!!...up pops a furry picture and you go thinking mouse....it's that subliminal thing, had the same effect on me, gave me flashbacks to when my family took cover under the ironing board in sarges thread a while back and had to strap our Hampsters to our faces as temporary gas masks.....
debbs saw a mouse
where
there on the stair
where on the stair
right there
a little mouse with clogs on
debbs saw a mouse
where
there on the stair
where on the stair
right there
a little mouse with clogs on
:silly:
Sex God
Quote by Lil_Bunny
It was running up some one trousers!
Probably won't want to use one of these then
Edited as an after thought some guys I know might think that was a good idea.
Maybe we need a (kit)kat to sort out the mouse? comon bunny thats corny ,gisa a break
Sex God
oh...debbs look what I've found....
.right where's your handbag, thats it just pop em in there keep em nice and warm
.right where's your handbag, thats it just pop em in there keep em nice and warm
Quote by davej
oh...debbs look what I've found....
.right where's your handbag, thats it just pop em in there keep em nice and warm
Debbiewebs wackes DJ round the head with her hand bag!...................... and drops one of the mice in his martini
and drops the other mouse down his trousers
Sex God
oooh debbs......thats so bloody childish, now you get round here and get this mouse back outa my trousers............thats it reach inside.........now don't forget your looking to grab something very small and fluffy......
Oh and you can just pack it in with the mouse in the drink. right bloody mess now I like a few coffee beans floating around in my Martini's and now there is a frightened mouse in there, I'm not sure which are coffee beans and which are just .....well.... added by a scared mouse!
Oh and you can just pack it in with the mouse in the drink. right bloody mess now I like a few coffee beans floating around in my Martini's and now there is a frightened mouse in there, I'm not sure which are coffee beans and which are just .....well.... added by a scared mouse!
