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Quote by Medic_1
Anyone said bum bag yet? Ians brother wears one all the time, looks a right twunt rolleyes

At least it keeps him safe from some of the "Bum Bandits" on SH. :lol2:
Phredd
Naughty Phredd rotflmao
Quote by davej
Anyone said bum bag yet? Ians brother wears one all the time, looks a right twunt rolleyes

twunt rotflmao
oh I do hope he has his mobile in a case and clipped onto the bum bag strap
Yes he does :roll:
Shall I carry on and tell you he is 40 and wears it over his jumper mad
Quote by Dawnie
Anyone said bum bag yet? Ians brother wears one all the time, looks a right twunt rolleyes

Twunt.... How I love that word :lol2:
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Anyone said bum bag yet? Ians brother wears one all the time, looks a right twunt rolleyes

Twunt.... How I love that word :lol2:
Where do you think I got it from wink
Well I wasn't going to say anything innocent :lol2:
Dawnie Hun kiss
Anoraks come in all shapes and sizes as you should know :-
(1) Fishermen
(2) Train Spoters :- (wheel tappers)
(3) Radio Hams
and not forgetting those that love em.
You know what I mean so dont knock em all

Phredd :kiss:
ps :- did shoe-maker win ?
Quote by Dawnie
Anyone said bum bag yet? Ians brother wears one all the time, looks a right twunt rolleyes

twunt rotflmao
oh I do hope he has his mobile in a case and clipped onto the bum bag strap
Yes he does :roll:
Shall I carry on and tell you he is 40 and wears it over his jumper mad
Hell don't complain Dawn you've got the whole of BHS to choose from when your buying his xmas gift...fuck is that store dull :rotflmao:
Quote by Medic_1
Dawnie Hun kiss
Anoraks come in all shapes and sizes as you should know :-
(1) Fishermen
(2) Train Spoters :- (wheel tappers)
(3) Radio Hams
and not forgetting those that love em.
You know what I mean so dont knock em all
Phredd :kiss:
ps :- did shoe-maker win ?

Awwwwwwww Phredd :kiss:
Now you've made me feel guilty about making fun of those that wear anoraks rolleyes
No idea on the score of the racing, I've been keeping an eye on the kids testing their lego boats in the bath :lol2:
Quote by davej
Hell don't complain Dawn you've got the whole of BHS to choose from when your buying his xmas gift...fuck is that store dull rotflmao

:rotflmao:
But this year he lives with his sad girlfriend so we have to buy 2 jumpers exactly the same :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie

Hell don't complain Dawn you've got the whole of BHS to choose from when your buying his xmas gift...fuck is that store dull rotflmao

:rotflmao:
But this year he lives with his sad girlfriend so we have to buy 2 jumpers exactly the same :lol2:
Well I am not sure whats wrong with matching jumpers :shock: :shock: :shock: - in fact Dawnie I was thinking nof commissioning you to do me amd martellNotts some matching attire - whatever you choose would be okay by me but it would be even better if it could have a velcro appendage so we can be attached lol :lol: :lol:
Right must make sure next time we visit we are in suitable attire :smug:
Quote by corriefem
Well I am not sure whats wrong with matching jumpers :shock: :shock: :shock: - in fact Dawnie I was thinking nof commissioning you to do me amd martellNotts some matching attire - whatever you choose would be okay by me but it would be even better if it could have a velcro appendage so we can be attached lol :lol: :lol:
Right must make sure next time we visit we are in suitable attire :smug:

I was going to suggest I could knit you swim wear. Trunks for Martell, obviously, and a bikini for you Corrie but then I remembered I don't have enough wool for your top rolleyes
:lol2: :lol2::lol2: bolt
Quote by PoloLady
Matching his and hers sweaters rolleyes
I had seen them advertised in the glossy things that fall out of newspapers but I can't actually remember ever seeing anyone wearing them before....until today.
It is just wrong! It doesn't need a reason why it is wrong - it just is.
I am sure I will think of other things which are just wrong - but in the meantime - what can you think of?

It's called the Howard and Hilda effect.
Quote by PoloLady
It is just wrong! It doesn't need a reason why it is wrong - it just is.
I am sure I will think of other things which are just wrong - but in the meantime - what can you think of?

Blokes that are clean shaven except for that tuft of fluff just under their bottom lip!!!
What is THAT all about?!!!
Quote by littlemee
It is just wrong! It doesn't need a reason why it is wrong - it just is.
I am sure I will think of other things which are just wrong - but in the meantime - what can you think of?

Blokes that are clean shaven except for that tuft of fluff just under their bottom lip!!!
What is THAT all about?!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: I nearly invoked Godwins Law then rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Chavs ........<<<<<<<<<< shakes head, so so wrong
Quote by Pete_sw
:shock: I nearly invoked Godwins Law then rotflmao

ermm.. wassat Pete?
LP
People who dress their pets in outfits.....dogs in woolly jumpers, coats and hats........
that is soooooo wrong!! rolleyes
very kindly had Godwins Law explained to me in PM...
ta you!
now I understand the *nearly* Pete...lol
Quote by LondonPlaything
very kindly had Godwins Law explained to me in PM...
ta you!
now I understand the *nearly* Pete...lol

In a PM!!! What about us poor ignoramous' out here?
I don't know what it is either.
can I quote?
without naming names, wouldnt want to embarrass anyone by having them exposed as having PM'd me...lol
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Godwin's Law is invoked at any mention of Hitler or the Nazis. Internet forum chat means that often there is reference to Hitler/Nazis in a lot of threads. Invocation of the law means that a thread is locked usually
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is that about right?
LP
Quote by littlemee
Blokes that are clean shaven except for that tuft of fluff just under their bottom lip!!!
What is THAT all about?!!!

Apparently that tuft is known as a lady pleaser. rolleyes
Did i ever tell u .......
My hub wears white socks n jesus sandals ............. soooo sexy!!!! ROFFL lol
ohh n shhhh dont say i said so - its a sunday thingy............. wink
Quote by MikeNorth

Blokes that are clean shaven except for that tuft of fluff just under their bottom lip!!!
What is THAT all about?!!!

Apparently that tuft is known as a lady pleaser. rolleyes
So ladies...just to expand (& slightly hijack the thread for a moment)....does it work?
Personally, most of the ladies I have managed to get THAT close to my chin have preferred it to be clean shaven. Stubble rash down there can be quite unpleasant, apparently!!!
Quote by littlemee
So ladies...just to expand (& slightly hijack the thread for a moment)....does it work?
Personally, most of the ladies I have managed to get THAT close to my chin have preferred it to be clean shaven. Stubble rash down there can be quite unpleasant, apparently!!!

Dunno about the 'lady pleaser', but stubble rash is not nice!
liverpool were complete shite on sunday they might aswell not turned up!!
Quote by luke_the_king
liverpool were complete shite on sunday they might aswell not turned up!!

dunno
Quote by LondonPlaything
very kindly had Godwins Law explained to me in PM...
ta you!
now I understand the *nearly* Pete...lol

I was so close redface
Wrong!!?? I just saw the wrongest thing in the entire world!!
On Classic FM TV..... The video of Bohemian Rhapsody "arranged" and "performed" by "G4". :shock:
Who the feck are G4 and what makes them think they can get away with murdering dear old Mr Murcury's classic? dunno