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There must be a magnet in my keyboard.......................

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Unknown User
because everytime I try to pull away my fingers just stay there!????
AM I MAAAAAAAAAD rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by fruity1976
AM I MAAAAAAAAAD rolleyes

Do you really want that question answering??? lol
Unknown User
Quote by Clare_Lincs

AM I MAAAAAAAAAD rolleyes

Do you really want that question answering??? lol
Nooooooooo just tell me its the magnet in my keyboard and I'll be ok! confused
Unknown User
Erm well thats a good excuse so yeah it must be so,i think ill borrow that one lol
Re__Lapse
Sex God
No mate it's either super glue or snot keeping your fingers glued to the K/B
(do you pick your nose btw)
bolt
Unknown User
heh you threaten to plaguerise my magnetised keyboard!! Dammit lol
Seems to also shift to my mouse sometimes too?? Weird rolleyes
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
because everytime I try to pull away my fingers just stay there!????
AM I MAAAAAAAAAD rolleyes

do you feel like there is super glue on your chair as well!!!!
JGL
Unknown User
Hmmmmmmmmm maybe thats why Im still here?? rolleyes
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Sex God
Quote by JGL
because everytime I try to pull away my fingers just stay there!????
AM I MAAAAAAAAAD rolleyes

do you feel like there is super glue on your chair as well!!!!
JGL
That's sh NONO let's not even go there :twisted: evil
Unknown User
where?? :P Cant go anybloody where for the glue on my chair biggrin
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
where?? :P Cant go anybloody where for the glue on my chair biggrin

you got wheels on ya chair!!! or have they been clamped too!
JGL
Unknown User
Nah its a damn stupid rocking chair, everytime I try and move away it just goes closer to the pc! rolleyes
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
Nah its a damn stupid rocking chair, everytime I try and move away it just goes closer to the pc! rolleyes

i couldn't have one of then! id end up sleeping in front of my PC as well
make sure u dont rock it too hard, u might crack ya head on the screen!
JGL
Unknown User
Thinking about it do you have metal fingers then???i mean if your magnet in your keyboard is keeping you there then you must have :confused:
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Thinking about it do you have metal fingers then???i mean if your magnet in your keyboard is keeping you there then you must have :confused:

unless you've got a high content of iron in ya blood!
JGL
Unknown User
or maybe its the metal plate in my head!?? Mwwwwwwwwwhahahahaha :twisted:
No wonder my head keeps bouncing off the keyboard, I thought that was me falling asleep as well??! confused
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
or maybe its the metal plate in my head!?? Mwwwwwwwwwhahahahaha :twisted:
No wonder my head keeps bouncing off the keyboard, I thought that was me falling asleep as well??! confused

PMSL!!!!!!!!!
Unknown User
Im not worrying too much though Im sure Ill get away when the men in white coats are dragging me into their little van biggrin
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
Im not worrying too much though Im sure Ill get away when the men in white coats are dragging me into their little van biggrin

no where did i leave my white coat!!!!!!
JGL
Unknown User
hehe I hope your good at the pulling and dragging!! Suoerglue and magnetised metal plates can be a right bugger you know! biggrin
Unknown User
where is it?? confused
JandPUK
Sexlightened
Well, whatever you do... don't swallow two magnets! One is ok, two can be fatal.

P.
Unknown User
Oh dear, kinda makes you wonder where these children got the magnets from. Was it their parents?? Why would they have so many magnets?? rolleyes
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
hehe I hope your good at the pulling and dragging!! Suoerglue and magnetised metal plates can be a right bugger you know! biggrin

i'll bring the solvent!!!!!
JGL
Unknown User
Mwwwwwhahahahaha!! lol
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
Mwwwwwhahahahaha!! lol

you'll make me blush!!!! redface
Unknown User
But could I really tell through that lovely smooth purple spanking exterior! lol
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Sex God
Quote by skegnessswingers
No mate it's either super glue or snot keeping your fingers glued to the K/B
(do you pick your nose btw)
bolt

hmmmmm look what I hacked off your webcam.....

WHAT
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by fruity1976
But could I really tell through that lovely smooth purple spanking exterior! lol

PMSL!!!!!
well my blushing as sort of come a trademark with me... if i cured it, there would be alot of disapointed ppl!
JGL
Unknown User
Quote by Re-Lapse
No mate it's either super glue or snot keeping your fingers glued to the K/B
(do you pick your nose btw)
bolt

hmmmmm look what I hacked off your webcam.....

WHAT
yeah where is it????
Anyhoo, Ive decided to take the plunge and try my very hardest to get myself away from this damn pc for a couple of hours before the wean starts phoning childline complaining that she doesnt get fed since we got the internet back on rolleyes :P (I did give her two biscuts for dinner last night, honest!)
But man cannot survive on biscuts alone so to ASDA I must go, must also buy ashtrays, sleeping tablets and more stockings!!
Happy Tuesday Everybody lol