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Theres a hole in my pump dear swingers dear swingers!

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My bloody washing machines leaking seems like death by underwire yet again!!
Its shit having bigger tats u have to buy underwire bras to hold them up properly then the stupid things go and make a hole in your bloody pump!!
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Its shit having bigger tats
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I know it might not be great consolation but............they make me smile lol
the Laird
Put them in a pillow case!
whatever happened to washing by hand the "large smalls" ???????????????
Fred
hehe what about my pump surprised
HUH!..........stop bloody bosting ya tart! :twisted: :twisted: ................... you want to be lucky that you have great big knockes!...wish i did sad
next time take the wire out before putting them in the washing machin!
The wire aint meant to come out!! Hey anyway your tits do not look small!! :shock:
Q. Why is :censored:* like a washing machine?
A. Because they both drip when they're fucked!
* please insert a name or geographical sterotype which you do not find offensive here
TITS,TITS, SEEMS TO HAVE BIG TITS HERE TODAY sillyhwoar: im off to get some of dino,s socks for me sad 34b bra so i dont look like the odd one out :cry:
Id be happy to drop a cup size confused
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Id be happy to drop a cup size confused
would you be a sweetie and drop it round at our house,,,PLEASE biggrin :D wink
hehehe maniacs!! I just want my bloody washing machine fixed so my panties dont end up smelly :P
Smelly smalls?? confused
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hehehe maniacs!! I just want my bloody washing machine fixed so my panties dont end up smelly :P
Smelly smalls?? confused

Just sell em after you use 'em, I understand it's quite a good business! :shock:
It would cost a fortune in post & packaging for her smalls
sorry did I say that out loud bolt
tut tut nah fuck that Id probably get less than what I paid for them haha and they was cheap smalls as well!!
silly
Feeling pukey gonna lie down! Hope the washing machine guy hurrys up!
I dont think the idea behind edible smalls was so you could dispose of them yourself when they got too dirty to wear anymore. Now that might really make you pukey
hope you feel better later fruity
I'm told they taste really bad (honestly, never tried myself).
Then again, maybe that's the idea, you have to eat through those to get to dessert. Dessert is always the best part of a meal, after all smile
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hehehe maniacs!! I just want my bloody washing machine fixed so my panties dont end up smelly :P
Smelly smalls?? confused

Do what I do.........GoCommando........
I hate under-wired bras banghead the wire does,nt last that long and sometimes pokes through and stabs you in the tits :fuckinghell: ...and they break your washing machine mad
Ye but when they are new and they hold your tits up aint it great!! biggrin
Managed to do a temporary path up job!! haha dont ask! Involved rubber glue blue tack and lots of insulating tape!! Got fed up waiting for washing machine guy and decided that he possibly wont call till monday or something! sad
I aint a patient gal and fuck wearing sticky/stinky pants!!
Ouch mine always stabs my underarm more than my tit fucking sore as well!! (underwire that is!! )
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Ouch mine always stabs my underarm more than my tit fucking sore as well!! (underwire that is!! )

OOOOh me too ... bloody annoying it is!!!
And why is it the bigger the bra the nastier (in terms of width) the back strap??
they can send a man into space but they can't design a bra that fits like a glove mad
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my tit fucking sore

:shock:
lol
Im not bad as long as I get mine from the usual place and always get the same size they fit perfectly!! (most times!) Although I know what you mean!!
Know what I wanna know, why is it the bigger the size the more repulsive the bras for sale and why do they even bother putting padding in anything above a D cup?? I cant do padding fuck that shit!! Only good for spare lifejackets in case of drowining!! Cant they invent a bra that makes them magically like 18 year old tits again confused
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Im not bad as long as I get mine from the usual place and always get the same size they fit perfectly!! (most times!) Although I know what you mean!!
Know what I wanna know, why is it the bigger the size the more repulsive the bras for sale and why do they even bother putting padding in anything above a D cup?? I cant do padding fuck that shit!! Only good for spare lifejackets in case of drowining!! Cant they invent a bra that makes them magically like 18 year old tits again confused

LOLOLOL The woman in the bra shop near me almost died laughing at me the other day ... tried a strapless bra on (that had padding) and well it was hysterical .... also why can't you get decent cleavage enhancing bras?
T shirt bra's too ... why pad them??
I hate it when the wire sticks up through the middle and out through the front of your shirt. Always such an attractive look!
Charnos tried to make a bra out of the same stuff they make trainer soles out of. It was sort of designed like two hands that came round and held them up. Sounded like a good idea - but it was shit.
wire sticking in your armpits ouch
so you pull the sod out and what you get floppy tits i dunno
im going back to vests
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Ye but when they are new and they hold your tits up aint it great!! biggrin
Managed to do a temporary path up job!! haha dont ask! Involved rubber glue blue tack and lots of insulating tape!! Got fed up waiting for washing machine guy and decided that he possibly wont call till monday or something! sad
I aint a patient gal and fuck wearing sticky/stinky pants!!
Ouch mine always stabs my underarm more than my tit fucking sore as well!! (underwire that is!! )
mm,,strange things to use to "patch" up a bra with!!,,,,,glue,rubber,blue tack n tape and why would the washing machine guy come round just to fix a broken underwire confused :? :? :? :? !!!!!!!!!!
So here we are in Swingers Heaven.
And you need a pump.
Well, you've certainly come to the right place biggrin
Technically not a whole pump lol Just the rubber bit??! confused