These are genuine Council complaint letters

29 Aug 2004

Misschief, i'm quite sure MrFC will forgive us, and would be proud to see his thread so blatantly hijacked for your 2000th . . .
Fantastic mod, fantastic girlie . . . passionkiss

good on ya! oh and BTW laffin at yer own jokes . . . well that's not on! i never do that oh no . . . ;-)
neil x x x x ;-)

29 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Misschief!
i think you'll find that dragging up any old bollox up from another thread technically constitutes a hijack, which clearly you're not allowed to do,
neil x x x x ;-)

And I'm going to do exactly that!!
The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim X. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party on Acacia Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me.
08. Peter X is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney - maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby- after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

29 Aug 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Misschief, i'm quite sure MrFC will forgive us, and would be proud to see his thread so blatantly hijacked for your 2000th . . .
Fantastic mod, fantastic girlie . . .
good on ya!
neil x x x x ;-)

I second that!!! Good one Misschief......... just think - one day you'll have 2000 dogging experiences under your belt too!!!! wink

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29 Aug 2004

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29 Aug 2004

Awwwww thank you
Frogster!!!! smackbottom

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29 Aug 2004

Quote by jezzay
Misschief!
i think you'll find that dragging up any old bollox up from another thread technically constitutes a hijack, which clearly you're not allowed to do,
neil x x x x ;-)

And I'm going to do exactly that!!
The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim X. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party on Acacia Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me.
08. Peter X is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney - maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby- after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

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Gonna email that lot off to everyone now!!!! :lol2:

29 Aug 2004

What a Star you are MISSCHIEF. You are Star kraving Bonkers :bounce: worship

:bounce: :worship:

What a WooHoo moment it is

29 Aug 2004

I agree... Misschief is an absolute star. But I must ask.... what are these bonkers she is kraving... and where may I get some from?
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29 Aug 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
I agree... Misschief is an absolute star. But I must ask.... what are these bonkers she is kraving... and where may I get some from?
:bounce: :bounce: :lol2:

I am a bonker Angel......... do you krave me???????

29 Aug 2004

I believe the bonkers you krave are available from all fine establishments and reputable vendors - for example ICE PIE's BURGER BAR has a fine selection. And I think that neilinleed's Frog Box Emporium also has a limited supply!

30 Aug 2004

OMG, We are in stitches here, just what the doctor ordered for a Dreary Monday

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