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These things really make me lose sleep !!

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Ok....
Someone said to me yesterday.......if everything has an opposite, like
black/white......up/down......fat/thin.....wet/dry.....etc..
Then what is the opposite of opposite ??
I lost sleep over this last night..........and its now doing my head in !!!
Any ideas ??
Banderas.x
Obvoiusly similar.

In fact if you look you will find synonyms with antonyms that will answer your question.
Have a nice day...
Quote by Banderas
Then wnat is the opposite of opposite ??
I lost sleep over this last night..........and its now doing my head in !!!

The same as?
If that doesn't help try a warm cocoa and don't over-stimulate yourself just before bedtime. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Obvoiusly similar.

Ok now I'm starting to get them pulsating vein things at the side of my head mad
Quote by marmalaid
Obvoiusly similar.

In fact if you look here you will find synonyms with antonyms that will answer your question.
Have a nice day...

Thought I'd beaten you back with my edit, but check the site I reference.
Chirs
Quote by northwest-cpl

Then wnat is the opposite of opposite ??
I lost sleep over this last night..........and its now doing my head in !!!

The same as?
If that doesn't help try a warm cocoa and don't over-stimulate yourself just before bedtime. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I try hot chocolate to suppress these thoughts.......then I get all horny.........then I have these thoughts whilst shagging........bollox !!........not helping people.
Banderas.x
Quote by Banderas

Then wnat is the opposite of opposite ??
I lost sleep over this last night..........and its now doing my head in !!!

The same as?
If that doesn't help try a warm cocoa and don't over-stimulate yourself just before bedtime. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I try hot chocolate to suppress these thoughts.......then I get all horny.........then I have these thoughts whilst shagging........bollox !!........not helping people.
Banderas.x I know somewhere that can help you out with that problem too and fortunately I'm not so quick off the mark with those resolutions :lol:
Quote by marmalaid
Obvoiusly similar.

In fact if you look here you will find synonyms with antonyms that will answer your question.
Have a nice day...

Thought I'd beaten you back with my edit, but check the site I reference.
Chirs
Chris? I'd lose sleep, if I were you, over misspelling my 5 letter name.
Yours lovingly
Vitcoira
Quote by Banderas
Ok....
Someone said to me yesterday.......if everything has an opposite, like
black/white......up/down......fat/thin.....wet/dry.....etc..

So, what's the opposite of "inflammable"? Would that be "flammable"? I've always wondered.
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A spell check program
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Quote by Banderas
Ok....
Someone said to me yesterday.......if everything has an opposite, like
black/white......up/down......fat/thin.....wet/dry.....etc..
Then what is the opposite of opposite ??
I lost sleep over this last night..........and its now doing my head in !!!
Any ideas ??
Banderas.x
etisoppo
lhk
Ok now I'm starting to get them pulsating vein things at the side of my head mad

Ooh er missus! lol
Quote by Banderas
Ok....
Someone said to me yesterday.......if everything has an opposite, like
black/white......up/down......fat/thin.....wet/dry.....etc..
Then what is the opposite of opposite ??
I lost sleep over this last night..........and its now doing my head in !!!
Any ideas ??
Banderas.x

opposite/parallel............. gotta ask..... is that u in ur avatar???
Actually the opposite of things is the thing itself with the word 'not' added in the front (elementary Logic class at school).
So it is dark or not dark
It is cold or not cold
It is great or not great
and so on...
Therefore the opposite of opposite is clearly: not opposite!
Glad to have helped! biggrin
That makes sense, Tania, well done.
Quote by Tania
Actually the opposite of things is the thing itself with the word 'not' added in the front (elementary Logic class at school).
So it is dark or not dark
It is cold or not cold
It is great or not great
and so on...
Therefore the opposite of opposite is clearly: not opposite!
Glad to have helped! biggrin

Does that mean if something 'is' it is also 'not not'
This thread is hurting my head blink
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'not not'

Who's there?
lhk
Kat
Quote by LordZenx
Does that mean if something 'is' it is also 'not not'
This thread is hurting my head blink

Nope - "is not!"
Mal
wink
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Does that mean if something 'is' it is also 'not not'
This thread is hurting my head blink

Nope - "is not!"
Mal
wink
Could that also be classed as isn't? If not then what is the opposite of isn't? confused
The thing that made me lose sleep last night,
Was the drunken local pillock who phone at wanting a taxi to take him to the local train station (I don't have a local train station!)
He was told in a very unlady like fashion to go forth and mulitply
Quote by Sarah1448
The thing that made me lose sleep last night,
Was the drunken local pillock who phone at wanting a taxi to take him to the local train station (I don't have a local train station!)
He was told in a very unlady like fashion to go forth and mulitply

What have you done Sarah? If he goes forth and multiple wouldn't you then get two calls at 3:30 asking for taxis. Then four calls. Eight calls. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'd hate to be you in a weeks time. lol
Quote by mattmoleman
The thing that made me lose sleep last night,
Was the drunken local pillock who phone at wanting a taxi to take him to the local train station (I don't have a local train station!)
He was told in a very unlady like fashion to go forth and mulitply

What have you done Sarah? If he goes forth and multiple wouldn't you then get two calls at 3:30 asking for taxis. Then four calls. Eight calls. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'd hate to be you in a weeks time. lol
Hadn't thought of it like that,
Can you urgently pm me your phone number please, so I can divert all call to your phone :P :twisted:
Quote by mattmoleman
The thing that made me lose sleep last night,
Was the drunken local pillock who phone at wanting a taxi to take him to the local train station (I don't have a local train station!)
He was told in a very unlady like fashion to go forth and mulitply
Sarah
I'd hate to be you in a weeks time. lol
But wouldn't it be great to be in her for weeks at a time?
Quote by Banderas
Ok....
Someone said to me yesterday.......if everything has an opposite, like
black/white......up/down......fat/thin.....wet/dry.....etc..
Then what is the opposite of opposite ??
I lost sleep over this last night..........and its now doing my head in !!!
Any ideas ??
Banderas.x

I guess you have been answered and can rest easier now Banderas, so perhaps I can get an answer to something that has 'done my head in' over the weekend.
I get up Sunday morning and wander downstairs with my socks in my hand, put on the kettle and pull on my socks, first the left foot, then the right foot.......Bollocks!.....the sock that is on the right foot has a hole in it, through which, protrudes my big toe. Clearly this will cause me some discomfort and I need to do something about it, so being too lazy to go upstairs and get a fresh pair of socks, I do what I suspect a lot of others would do and reason that if I swap the sock with the hole in it onto my left foot, the hole, will be opposite my little toe which, being shorter, will either not protrude or protrude less. So I swop :idea: .
After taking off both socks and swopping them over, I am stunned to find that the big toe on my left foot is protruding through a hole that I was expecting to appear opposite my little toe :shock: so with some bafflement and to try and understand whats happened I swop back again making sure that nothing is turned inside out and that the heel is in the right place...... :shock: again ! the big toe on the right foot sticks through the hole, this can't be right dunno so now I need to find out why and decide to take the good sock and putting the socks sole to sole, I cut a hole that opposses the already existing hole and stick the damn socks back on my feet, sure enough both big toes on each foot protrude through the holes....... holes, that are clearly towards the inner corner of the socks as I look at em........so swop again and :shock: still the big toes protrude mad ...this can't be right and even now I can't work out how this happened, it aint earth shattering, but it has 'done my head in' :eeek:
DaveJ is your big toe on the outside of your foot for some reason?
Dawn dunno
But wouldn't it be great to be in her for weeks at a time?

OIiiii Marmalaid
I heard that, now behave as if............
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I would ever even consider such a thing :evil2: :shock:
Dear Davej......stop turning your socks inside out when you take them off :doh:
Amarillo..................so which way is it ???
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
DaveJ is your big toe on the outside of your foot for some reason?
Dawn dunno

Of course they are, arn't yours?